Oh, if only...if only...(cartoon)

[Charlie in Dayton]

...if only it really did work this well...

 

[RSLancastr]

If only it worked at all.

 

[Soapy Sam]

It does work.

It's certainly kept us out.

 

[EeneyMinnieMoe]

He. Some other things psychics would be able to do if it worked at all:

1) You wouldn't call them, they'd call you!
2) They'd be the one person you wouldn't have to introduce yourself to, over the phone or in person
3) Besides not having to introduce yourself, later on in the evening you wouldn't have to give them your phone or address or email address

 

[thomps1d]

He. Some other things psychics would be able to do if it worked at all:

1) You wouldn't call them, they'd call you!

I always thought it would be great to start a psychic hotline, charge random people, and when they call to dispute the charges, just say:

"See? I knew you'd be calling!"

 

[fls]

...if only it really did work this well...

"Psychics' meeting"?

There's no a way a woo would have correctly placed the apostrophe.

Linda

 

[Tricky]

Why do they need signs at all?

 

[hopfen]

Why would they even have to meet?

 

[Beanbag]

I'd post a reply, but those of us infiltrating the forum already know what I'd say.

Stop snickering, Soapy.

Beanbag

 

[Beanbag]

And that's anatomically impossible, RSLancaster. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Now go change your socks.

Beanbag

 

[PastBrowneFan]

And you wouldn't have to give them your credit card number, because they would already know it.

 

[Blue Mountain]

(Old joke) Newspaper headline we'll never see:

PSYCHIC CONVENTION CANCELLED DUE TO UNFORSEEN CIRCUMSTANCES