Hokulele
Deleterious Slab of Damnation
So, did I get it all? What do you think? Can I be god?![]()
I like your version of "How to be god" much better than most I have seen. I would only add one thing: If someone breaks something (or someone), it is up to them to "fix it", not you as god. If they do not "fix it" or if it is taking too long, give them ulcers and ingrown toenails until they clean up their mess.
Then send them back to diapers.
So, does that make me a "slingbladist"?