Gbob
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There is a reason why eyewitness testimony is often pointless. Our memories are flawed, and we often see things which are not really there. Every bit of woo relies upon the notion that eyewitnesses who seem credible must therefore be reporting true events.
Here's an example from my childhood. When I was in grade school, there was an abandoned mill factory behind the school. As one could guess, rumors about what was in the building were rampant. The most popular rumor was of the "naked vampire". The story was that a vampire resided there, and....well...he was naked. I have no idea why, but that was the story.
One snowy day in December the kids were playing in the snow during recess. One little girl came running up in tears saying she had seen the vampire. Soon screams filled the yard as all the children went running inside in a state of terror. Over twelve eyewitnesses said they saw a naked man levitating off the ground and coming after them. I would imagine that if you were to interview them today, they would still hold to their story. I even know this for a fact. You see, I encountered the "vampire" soon after.
That summer I, and a few friends, armed ourselves with garlic, stakes and flashlights and broke into the mill. Imagine if you will a bunch of scared 6th graders, pushing each other on. We were scared. We were in a high state of anticipation. We made it halfway in when we heard a scuttling sound. I moved my flashlight over to the sound and in the light was a bat faced vampire, his eyes glowing red. I dropped the light and ran. The flashlight remained there until the mill was torn down.
Now, I remember this event with perfect clarity. I sometimes see that face in my nightmares every now and then. Did I see a vampire? Of course not. It was a figment of my imagination, or perhaps a homeless man who I superimposed an image of a vampire over in my mind. The human mind does incredible stuff.
If it had been a bigfoot rather than something as obviously ludicrous as a vampire, I may well have gone to the police and reported a bigfoot sighting. It may have been picked up by a paper, and who knows...perhaps years later I would be mentioned as "proof" that there is a 8 foot magic ape in the woods. I wouldn't have been lying or insane. I would just have been wrong.
You can't make a binary declaration that either the person is lying or they saw a bigfoot. There is the option that they saw something that has no explanation, and it was a byproduct of the brain sending wrong information to the person involved.
Either that or there are really naked vampires.
Here's an example from my childhood. When I was in grade school, there was an abandoned mill factory behind the school. As one could guess, rumors about what was in the building were rampant. The most popular rumor was of the "naked vampire". The story was that a vampire resided there, and....well...he was naked. I have no idea why, but that was the story.
One snowy day in December the kids were playing in the snow during recess. One little girl came running up in tears saying she had seen the vampire. Soon screams filled the yard as all the children went running inside in a state of terror. Over twelve eyewitnesses said they saw a naked man levitating off the ground and coming after them. I would imagine that if you were to interview them today, they would still hold to their story. I even know this for a fact. You see, I encountered the "vampire" soon after.
That summer I, and a few friends, armed ourselves with garlic, stakes and flashlights and broke into the mill. Imagine if you will a bunch of scared 6th graders, pushing each other on. We were scared. We were in a high state of anticipation. We made it halfway in when we heard a scuttling sound. I moved my flashlight over to the sound and in the light was a bat faced vampire, his eyes glowing red. I dropped the light and ran. The flashlight remained there until the mill was torn down.
Now, I remember this event with perfect clarity. I sometimes see that face in my nightmares every now and then. Did I see a vampire? Of course not. It was a figment of my imagination, or perhaps a homeless man who I superimposed an image of a vampire over in my mind. The human mind does incredible stuff.
If it had been a bigfoot rather than something as obviously ludicrous as a vampire, I may well have gone to the police and reported a bigfoot sighting. It may have been picked up by a paper, and who knows...perhaps years later I would be mentioned as "proof" that there is a 8 foot magic ape in the woods. I wouldn't have been lying or insane. I would just have been wrong.
You can't make a binary declaration that either the person is lying or they saw a bigfoot. There is the option that they saw something that has no explanation, and it was a byproduct of the brain sending wrong information to the person involved.
Either that or there are really naked vampires.