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realitybites said:
How 'bout: What's Jesus's number and where'd you find it? White pages under "Christ", or Yellow Pages under "Pizza Delivery"?
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Due to the amount of traffic that he would get and the limits of his cell minutes (even Jesus gets the shaft) I cannot give out his number. Although I will say that "In order to find his equal an Irishman is FORCED to talk to God"

(I'm not Irish)

If I had to take a guess... I'd find his number under moonshiners
 
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Due to the amount of traffic that he would get and the limits of his cell minutes (even Jesus gets the shaft) I cannot give out his number. Although I will say that "In order to find his equal an Irishman is FORCED to talk to God"

(I'm not Irish)

If I had to take a guess... I'd find his number under moonshiners
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God comes into my local in Dublin, every once in a while, for a pint after work. Nice fella, keeps to himself, very clean. Nobody pays him a blind bit of notice, he likes that. I'll have a word and see if he'll pass on Jesus's number.
 
What makes you think Jesus is an expert on tornadoes anyway? Huh?! How is Jesus a tornadologist, or are you just finding "experts" to suit your own theory?!
 
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Great question, glad you asked.

I have someone on my MySpace who is a firm believer in just about anything you tell her that has the words "government" "conspiracy" and "truth" in it, so I sent her a message saying I believed the Florida tornados were an inside job because witnesses described the damage as a "bomb going off" and one guy saying he heard a train. Heence, there must have been a secret train going through the area at night that bombed the town.

She said this was the first she ever heard on the subject, and she actually told me she would research and report any information she could gather on this. This based off one CNN article I showed her.

So naturally, I had to make a documentary. No good conspiracy is complete without a poorly written documentary pointing out only the points I want to make, right? I did the first one in about 3 hours and after it got major hits on youtube, I did part 2.

To further drive the point home, yeah, I put mistakes in there (in part 2, i spelled "deuce" wrong and switched the married astronauts names around, to name a few) but it doesn't matter, people are watching because they don't know what I'm going to do next.

And this may seem straight out of 3rd grade, but I put a reference to Dylan in every ending credit just to see what kind of response I'll get out of him. I find it hilarious that he's based LC off his notion that he's just asking questions but if you get on his forum and ask him one he doesn't like, you get shown the door with the quickness.
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Myspace deleted your soundtrack...you don't have a soundtrack.
 
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Kill it Kill it kill it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kill it kill it!
 
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Well,I could rehost as downloads,but I don't have too much bandwidth available. (Just about 60KB/s at best,average is 20-40)
 
Um...maybe someone here can help you out? This crap is priceless.
 
host the soundtrack separate from the video. (send me a copy of just the audio as I can snatch the vid.) I can PM you my email. It's an easy job for me to zip up the track to the vid.
 
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