The Bible is 100% true and to be read literally

edge said:
Ah what the hell a pedophile is molesting your child what would you do if you caught him in the act of that?
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I'd probably pound his skull against the ground until it popped like an old Coke bottle. What does this have to do with your God/parenting analogy? It seems to me that if I acted as your god does I'd just let it happen and then inflict the maximum punishment on my son.
 
edge said:
Ah what the hell a pedophile is molesting your child what would you do if you caught him in the act of that?
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To him? I'd chain him in my basement and torture him for as long as I possibly could keep him alive. This includes, if possible, using black magic to call upon the assistance of demons to make it possible to continue to torture him forever.

Actually, no, wait. I wouldn't do that. Because that would make me worse than he is.

What point were you getting at, edge?

Respectfully,
Myriad
 
Miss Anthrope said:
Responses like this only go to confirm my own convictions that some (not all) Christians are simply at the height of arrogance.
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Quite right. To some believers, and edge is clearly one, the entire Universe is centred on their species, more specifically on those who share their beliefs, and ultimately on themselves. It's a nursery-level attitude, essentially infantile.
 
Tanstaafl said:
Arrrrrrrrr!!!

ETA: Boy it's tough to keep up with this thread, it grows so fast...
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Eh?

You reading the same thread? This stuff's like Days of Our Lives, you could come back a year later and see the argument going like this:

Edge/KK/2LG: "Jesus is real and loves us"

Everyone else: "You poor deluded, ####s"

Try it in a week and see if I'm wrong.
 
Well, I was referring to the quantity of posts, not the content.

Seems to me every thread here pretty much runs out of new content by third page.
 
Tanstaafl said:
Well, I was referring to the quantity of posts, not the content.

Seems to me every thread here pretty much runs out of new content by third page.
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Yeah, I think I'm going to suggest a new "meme" idea:

Stupidity is contagious.

Seems to me that the dumber the troll, the more attention they get. Take ChristopherA as an example...
 
Cosmo said:
Your dog talks?
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He says what he feels.

He is also the most protective dog I have ever seen.

He chose us as his, and left his master and came to the house and moved in.

Miss Anthrope
Why you in particular would take offence at my post is really weird.


I'd probably pound his skull against the ground until it popped like an old Coke bottle. What does this have to do with your God/parenting analogy? It seems to me that if I acted as your god does I'd just let it happen and then inflict the maximum punishment on my son.
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You can't act as God.
But you would have every right to smash the coke bottle.


Belz...
Your posts make no sense.
You no nothing of Hindu philosophies.

Myriad, right on.
I have a story that I will relate tomorrow morning real and in the papers right now.

Paul Hoff you're still a clown!

The Atheist, I'm trying to relate real life stories and analogies.

firecoins, I have Mexican cookies probably date back to Aztecs. At least, that's how they taste, the dog likes them.


CapelDodger,Ipecac,
I'm not perfect how about you?

I'm just trying to show you what you ask.
 
Dear all internet trolls:

Please, before posting, use a spell check in the word processor of your choice. Also, please take a few moments to look up the differences between "no" and "know" as well as "your" and "you're", and of course "their" "there" and "they're."

In short, please do not expect a serious evaluation of your ideas if you appear to have the writing capabilities of the average 3rd grader. This type of poor communication skill forces us to want to pinch your cheek and say "Isn't that cute! You think you're being original!" rather than pay any attention to your feeble attempts at discourse.

You see, to explain our situation further, there is this event in the history of the internet which sadly brings into question the intelligence anyone who types l1ke th1z. We call this Eternal September. You see in September 1993 America Online opened the gates of their corral to flood Usenet (and eventually the entirety of the internet) with drooling, half-witted simpletons that began to post retardedly inane ideas under the misguided notion that they were clever, or revolutionary, or that no one in the world had ever heard this idea before. Those early trolls may have been the first to preach the word of Jesus, Allah, Xenu, Amway, or whatever other topic was the flavor of the week, but that was 13 years ago. It was irritating then, it is just laughable now. You are not original, you are not revolutionary, and you are not clever in the slightest. Please refrain from pretending that you are so that the rest of us can continue our nice cup of coffee and conversation on this little corner of the internet we call "our forum."

If you would like to learn some basic english skills, then we invite you to stay and order yourself a Chai Latte. Otherwise, please excuse yourself or face the derision, chiding and condescention of 13 years of dealing with idiots such as yourself from people who are far more clever and original.

Thank you in advance.

-The small consortium of literate and reasoning internet posters.
 
fowlsound said:
Dear all internet trolls:

Please, before posting, use a spell check in the word processor of your choice. Also, please take a few moments to look up the differences between "no" and "know" as well as "your" and "you're", and of course "their" "there" and "they're."

In short, please do not expect a serious evaluation of your ideas if you appear to have the writing capabilities of the average 3rd grader. This type of poor communication skill forces us to want to pinch your cheek and say "Isn't that cute! You think you're being original!" rather than pay any attention to your feeble attempts at discourse.

You see, to explain our situation further, there is this event in the history of the internet which sadly brings into question the intelligence anyone who types l1ke th1z. We call this Eternal September. You see in September 1993 America Online opened the gates of their corral to flood Usenet (and eventually the entirety of the internet) with drooling, half-witted simpletons that began to post retardedly inane ideas under the misguided notion that they were clever, or revolutionary, or that no one in the world had ever heard this idea before. Those early trolls may have been the first to preach the word of Jesus, Allah, Xenu, Amway, or whatever other topic was the flavor of the week, but that was 13 years ago. It was irritating then, it is just laughable now. You are not original, you are not revolutionary, and you are not clever in the slightest. Please refrain from pretending that you are so that the rest of us can continue our nice cup of coffee and conversation on this little corner of the internet we call "our forum."

If you would like to learn some basic english skills, then we invite you to stay and order yourself a Chai Latte. Otherwise, please excuse yourself or face the derision, chiding and condescention of 13 years of dealing with idiots such as yourself from people who are far more clever and original.

Thank you in advance.

-The small consortium of literate and reasoning internet posters.
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First we're agreeing on something, next thing you know, I'm nominating you for an exceptional piece.

Funny old world...

:bigclap
 
I now cite Revelations 3:99-103

"Yea and verily I say unto you there will be upon the internet the cry for a language award for a musician by an orangutan. And the 7th seal will open upon us as the end of the world is neigh. And there will be feasting on the flesh of trolls, and ocelots, and fruitbats, and breakfast cereals, and cattle. And the LORD shall smite the orangutan for their evil wickedness and disobedience."

Way to end the world, The Atheist. You orangutan.
 
fowlsound said:
I now cite Revelations 3:99-103

"Yea and verily I say unto you there will be upon the internet the cry for a language award for a musician by an orangutan. And the 7th seal will open upon us as the end of the world is neigh**. And there will be feasting on the flesh of trolls, and ocelots, and fruitbats, and breakfast cereals, and cattle. And the LORD shall smite the orangutan for their evil wickedness and disobedience."

Way to end the world, The Atheist. You orangutan.
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:dl:

(**I'm sure - in terms of your previous, nominatable effort - that that should be "nigh".)
 
I blame Khan. He broke my spell check.





KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
edge said:
He chose us as his, and left his master and came to the house and moved in.
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No, he's a dog, and according to your religion only humans have souls.

You can't act as God.
But you would have every right to smash the coke bottle.
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Again you forgot the whole point of your analogy. Shows how involved you are in this "debate".

Belz...
Your posts make no sense.
You no nothing of Hindu philosophies.
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Who cares ? Hinduism is heresy. Why should you believe their satan-controlled lies ?
 
edge said:
He chose us as his, and left his master and came to the house and moved in.
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So you stole someone else's dog and use anthropomorphism to justify it?


Why you in particular would take offence at my post is really weird.
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Perhaps you post things which cause offence.


You can't act as God.
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It would appear to be quite easy: Offer third-party written threats and then do absolutely nothing to help anybody.


But you would have every right to smash the coke bottle.
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Except it's a metaphoric bottle.


Your posts make no sense.
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Hello? pot, kettle...


You no nothing of Hindu philosophies.
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Usual poor attempt at avoiding the issue.


Myriad, right on.
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And the point goes right over your head again.


I'm just trying to show you what you ask.
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There's a first time for everything.
 
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