Dr Adequate
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The False Witness
Oh, little he cares he's been proven in error;
it's happened before, so it holds little terror:
do scientists really suppose
that by proving him wrong they can prove that he's wrong?
For the facts are just feeble, but falsehood is strong,
as a faithful creationist knows.
In pursuit of the truth though the scientists plod,
he's refuted their findings by lying for God
(it's a course He approves of as wise).
He pities biologists bound by veracity;
better by far to have faith in mendacity:
that's why he'll stick to his lies.
Confronted with proven and verified things
he need only riposte that all pigs have got wings,
and recite the same falsehood for hours;
for as he'll explain to the folks who dispute him,
just proving him wrong is no way to refute him,
but lying has magical powers.
When faced with the facts he will place his reliance
on lying concerning the content of science,
and stick to his lies come what may.
No matter what basic biology tells you,
he answers: "The power of lying compels you!"
and then all the facts go away.
So the verified facts are the least of his fears:
he just closes his eyes and he plugs up his ears,
and he carefully shuts off his brain.
When all of the lies that he loves to recite
have been proved to be wrong, he can prove that they're right
by reciting them over again.
Oh, little he cares he's been proven in error;
it's happened before, so it holds little terror:
do scientists really suppose
that by proving him wrong they can prove that he's wrong?
For the facts are just feeble, but falsehood is strong,
as a faithful creationist knows.
In pursuit of the truth though the scientists plod,
he's refuted their findings by lying for God
(it's a course He approves of as wise).
He pities biologists bound by veracity;
better by far to have faith in mendacity:
that's why he'll stick to his lies.
Confronted with proven and verified things
he need only riposte that all pigs have got wings,
and recite the same falsehood for hours;
for as he'll explain to the folks who dispute him,
just proving him wrong is no way to refute him,
but lying has magical powers.
When faced with the facts he will place his reliance
on lying concerning the content of science,
and stick to his lies come what may.
No matter what basic biology tells you,
he answers: "The power of lying compels you!"
and then all the facts go away.
So the verified facts are the least of his fears:
he just closes his eyes and he plugs up his ears,
and he carefully shuts off his brain.
When all of the lies that he loves to recite
have been proved to be wrong, he can prove that they're right
by reciting them over again.