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What the hell?

DiskoVilante said:
Tobias hit me with his furry cock puppet thingamagig...and the glans was wet with his saliva...and I was traumatized...
Luckily, I managed to forgive him.
And he truly isn't gay.
Oh no way.
He just acts in a gay gay way.
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I can attest. I hardly know the gentleman, but I, too, survived an enounter with Tobias. Saturday night, by way of introduction, he let me know that he was not gay, just before unfurling the furry man puppet. I was able to avert at least two attempted ministrations (including one in the casino bar after "the man" busted the party). In an odd way, I guess I'm moved by Tobias's sincere but misguided attention. Helped me to feel welcomed. Loved. Memories.... Thanks, man.
 
Dumb All Over said:
And just because Tobias was squeezing every male bottom he could get his hands on doesn't mean he's gay. He's not. :D
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Which, loosely translated, must mean that you enjoyed it when he squeezed your bottom...
 
DRBUZZ0 said:
Tobias works in mysterious ways which we cannot hope to fully understand. We all know we can never be exactly like Tobias, but that does not mean we should not strive toward that end. Tobias transcends all forums, forms and dimensions. He is timeless and his presence can be seen all around us.

If you think too much about Tobias your head will explode
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So all you guys are gay?
 
Tobias was a stand-out in a crowd of stand-outs - which makes me suspect that he may have been the CIA plant at TAM. (No, Im not a conspiracy nut - it just makes sense that our fearfilled leaders might get wind of our gathering and fear it.)
First of all his accent was clearly an affectation.
Second, his mannerisms showed signs of training on the stage. (Broadway is a major source of agents for "The Company" - thats why they call it a "Company of Actors.")
And third, his interaction with women as well as men reveals simply that he was told to suspect everyone and therefore he had to be approachable and appealing to as many of us as possible. His paper postings and public displays were designed to draw out a connected inside JREF asset (whether a him or a her.) Thus he had to present himself as a somewhat ambiguously oriented attendee.
He appealed to me - but not in a gay way - not that there's...
I can assure you however that I did not reveal any JREF secrets (I don't know any.)

Americus

I enjoyed meeting you Tobias - I hope "they" send you back next year.
 
Americus said:
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I can assure you however that I did not reveal any JREF secrets (I don't know any.) ...
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First off, you know about the JREF, that's almost as bad as knowing about The Golden Order, ok?
Second, I believe that in your mission folder, handed to you by a volunteer or Karl or Linda or other, that the true reasoning behind Mr. Randi's continued assault on Sylvia Browne was revealed. If not, then as I've been given complete carte blanche by Mr. Bidlack to reveal these matters, I shall tell you.

But in a spoiler box!

She's a fraudlent hag. Parastites resent her being called that, including the horrific, yet fascinating, mind-controlling ones. There are no psychics, no credible evidence of such, only credible evidence of people using ******** to line their pockets.
 
All right then....

Well thanks for clearing that up for me. Now, it's pretty hard to offend me and I wasn't by the comments, however, just out of respect for fellow skeptics, wasn't the more detailed comments i.e "your the first man I ever swallowed", a bit much?
 
I had breakfast with Tobias early Thursday morning, and he was great fun and very interesting to talk to! I haven't seen anyone drink beer for breakfast since I was in college!
 
If you could have seen the look of pure joy and wonderment on the face of Tobias as I gave him the first chocolate cookie on a stick at TAM...

That was worth the trip. I'd like to think that I made his visit to America that much more special. :D
 
Cheeseman531 said:
Well thanks for clearing that up for me. Now, it's pretty hard to offend me and I wasn't by the comments, however, just out of respect for fellow skeptics, wasn't the more detailed comments i.e "your the first man I ever swallowed", a bit much?
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Undoubtedly. But these people around here are just sick. I was appalled by many of the things that transpired. One of these forum deviants even bought me a little goat keychain and handed it to me with a leer suggesting some kind of perverse zoophilic context. Imagine my horror!
 
Geek Goddess said:
I had breakfast with Tobias early Thursday morning, and he was great fun and very interesting to talk to! I haven't seen anyone drink beer for breakfast since I was in college!
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I haven't seen anybody drink beer for breakfast since last year's RenFaire. OK, OK, it was ale, not beer.

Newkie Broon -- it's no' jus' for brakfas' anny moore. ;)
 
I'm not gay, but you should have seen (and maybe felt ;)) the kiss that the Marquis de Carabas laid on me.

There were witnesses...
 
Geek Goddess said:
I had breakfast with Tobias early Thursday morning, and he was great fun and very interesting to talk to! I haven't seen anyone drink beer for breakfast since I was in college!
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Ahrgh. Don't remind me.

Have you ever seen anyone eat cereal with beer instead of milk?
 
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