Suddenly I got depressed

[Oliver]

I know. Just wanted to make sure everyone else did as well.

BTW if anyone wants accurate translation of the stuff Pagan wrote in swedish, I'll be happy to oblige.

Oh, i know what he said in swedish - but what
did he say in german?

 

[pagan]

Oh, i know what he said in swedish - but what
did he say in german?

Das weisst du doch?

 

[ArmillarySphere]

Nooooo!!!
Jo'll spojl de siikrit konspirasy to roole de vöörld.

 

[Firestone]

Has Le Monde Diplomatique a Norwegian edition?

 

[Oliver]

Das weisst du doch?

Of course - i´m kidding here ... as usual.

 

[Oliver]

Nooooo!!!
Jo'll spojl de siikrit konspirasy to roole de vöörld.

It´s no secret anymore since Alex is bullhorning™ the Twoof™ everywhere...

 

[pagan]

Nooooo!!!
Jo'll spojl de siikrit konspirasy to roole de vöörld.

Götet? Dumarsle. Själv, är jag stookholmare.

 

[Ratatoskr]

And going back to the t-shirt business, I want this one:

 

[Curnir]

Mønti Pythøn ik den Hølie Gräilen
Røtern nik Akten Di
Wik
Alsø wik
Alsø alsø wik
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?
See the løveli lakes
The wøndërful telephøne system
And mäni interesting furry animals
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and any similarity to the names, characters, or history of any person is
entirely accidental and unintentional.

Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
Including the majestik møøse
A Møøse once bit my sister...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink"...
We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have
been sacked.
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those
responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
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Møøses' noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER
Large møøse on the left hand side of the screen
in the third scene from the end, given a thorough
grounding in Latin, French and "O" Level
Geography by BO BENN
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Antler-care by LIV THATCHER
The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other
people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been
sacked.

 

[pagan]

Has Le Monde Diplomatique a Norwegian edition?

yep, google it.

 

[Curnir]

Götet? Dumarsle. Själv, är jag stookholmare.

You know... I can't say I'm surprised.

Some of my best friends are Stockholmers, and both of my parents have lived for several years in Stockholm, in fact my sister in law is from Stockholm.
But...
*Cue regionist rant*

 

[Architect]

jeg ønsker leie deres reindeer?

 

[The_Fire]

Sch.... Keep your mouth shout. If you are a true scandinavian you keep your mouth shut. Remember, we are taking over something...

Sorry, but you are a bit late. I'm already running it.....

Does it make any more sense than what he writes in English?

I don't know. You be the judge.

Translations:

Snälla ekorre.

Finns det inte anledning att trycka roliga och ironiska t-shirts om man anser att Bush är skyldig till 9-11?

Läste du norska diplo le mond för ett par månader sen?

Squirrel, Please. Doesn't there exist any oppertunity to print funny and ironical t-shirts if you believe that Bush is guilty in 9-11?

ETA: Did you read the norwegian Diplo Le Monde a couple of months ago?

Ein bisschen deutch spreche ich. Und ich verstehe was du sagst. Aber, diese frage ist ein scandinavische frage.

Norwegish-swedish. So Bitte kein Deutsch.

I understand a bit of german. And I understand what you are saying. But this question is a scandinavian question.

Not at all, if you consider Dubya responsible for 9-11.

PS: Vi Skandinaver är bäst

PS: We scandinavian rocks (Editors note: Apparently not all).

yarr.

Och kom ihåg, tala inte om den hemliga skandinaviska planen att ta över världen.

And remember, don't talk about the secret scandinavian plan to take over *Choke*

SCHYYY. .. Tyst dumskalle. Det ska ju vara hemligt. Vet du inte om det? Eller är du korkad?

PS; This guy is not Scandinavian.

Silent idiot. That was supposed to be a secret. Don't you know that? Or are you dense?

Götet? Dumarsle. Själv, är jag stookholmare.

(untranslatable)? Dumbarse. I'm a stockholmian myself. (Editors Note: Pagan, check your punctuation. That comma is NOT supposed to be there.)

 

[pagan]

You know... I can't say I'm surprised.

Some of my best friends are Stockholmers, and both of my parents have lived for several years in Stockholm, in fact my sister in law is from Stockholm.
But...
*Cue regionist rant*

Hey, don't be so surprised. I am a real mothafokin SOB most of us Stochholmers are, we can't help it. The same with the truther crowd.

They are BAD. Real mothafokin BAD. We are no sheeple. We question BS when it comes from all kinds of authority.

Är vi inte skandinaver? Är inte Yanks korkade?

 

[The_Fire]

Nooooo!!!
Jo'll spojl de siikrit konspirasy to roole de vöörld.

This would be pig-english, yes?

 

[jon]

I guess it was no serious threat from them - rather whining™ *.

*Whining™ is a registered trademark of Louder than Nerds, LLC.,
a NWO-registered 501(c)(3) tax-deductible noevidence charity.

Can just picture it on 9/11/2007 (assuming the troothers head for ground zero again) - debunkers wearing black tshirts with 'ask questions, understand answers' on the front, and 'so sue me, Dylan' on the back

 

[The_Fire]

Är vi inte skandinaver? Är inte Yanks korkade?

You have been asked to write in english. This is the last translation I'll provide.
You may be scandinavian, but that doesn't cut you any favors with me.

Pagan said:
Are we not scandinavians? Aren't the Yanks crazy?

 

[Ratatoskr]

How did my thread end up in a Swedish-English dictionary?

Btw, pagan is making me want to play the song "Svenskefaen" (**** swedes) by Prima Vera. (Nothing against the rest of the Swedish nations)

Thanks to The_Fire for translating. (Even I needed that)

 

[Architect]

Damn, we'll have to find a language those pesky Yanks don't understand!

Breton, anyone?

 

[The_Fire]

How did my thread end up in a Swedish-English dictionary?

Btw, pagan is making me want to play the song "Svenskefaen" (**** swedes) by Prima Vera. (Nothing against the rest of the Swedish nations)

And he's making me want to remove the bridge between Denmark and Sweden as well as creating a wall all around Stockholm just to keep him away. I don't mind most sweedes, but geeez......