Sean Manchester - Vampire Hunter

[Skeptic Guy]

Paid $20?!?!?! Wow. I got my ordination for free.

Lisa, that's fantastic and here I thought they were all scams.

It's funny, back when I got married and I still hadn't come to my senses, I went to pre-canna (sp?) with my wife. Neither one of us were too keen to do so, but her parents wanted it.

After finding out that my parents belonged to a unknown protestant faith and all my records had burned along with the church a number of years prior (ooohh, was it payback?), the priest put down that I belonged to a "cult". I wanted to ask him who believed that the wine actually turned into blood and the bread into flesh...hmmm. Cult indeed. Another man's religion...

 

[Rrose Selavy]

Paid $20?!?!?! Wow. I got my ordination for free.

The ordinations are usually free - it's the academic "qualifications" you usually have to pay for even though it's only to cover the postage.

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[Lisa Simpson]

The ordinations are usually free - it's the academic "qualifications" you usually have to pay for even though it's only to cover the postage.

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Not through the International University of Nescience.

 

[Skeptic Guy]

I would apply, but am I adequate enough?

 

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

Frankly all this stuff smells of http://www.fvza.org/index.html (yes, it's a spoof website)

 

[Lothian]

I too am a minister who obtained my ordination not through the vulgarities of money but through a lifetime of study, piety, solemn contemplation and less than two minutes filling out a form at the The Universal Life Church.

Reverend Lothain.

 

[Rrose Selavy]

Frankly all this stuff smells of http://www.fvza.org/index.html (yes, it's a spoof website)

Nah.. . bunch of amateurs. I know a real Vampire hunter if you need one.

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[Skeptic Guy]

I too am a minister who obtained my ordination not through the vulgarities of money but through a lifetime of study, piety, solemn contemplation and less than two minutes filling out a form at the The Universal Life Church.

Reverend Lothain.

I didn't realize there were so many of the cloth on the forum.

 

[Joe Random]

Why settle for simple ordination when you can be a pope?

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~parsec/fun/discordia/

 

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

Nah.. . bunch of amateurs. I know a real Vampire hunter if you need one.

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D?
Saya?
Miyu?
Jesus?
Alucard?
Seras?
Blade?
Selene?
Peter Vincent?

 

[CatherineFearnley]

To be or Not To Be

I too am a minister who obtained my ordination not through the vulgarities of money but through a lifetime of study, piety, solemn contemplation and less than two minutes filling out a form at the The Universal Life Church.

Reverend Lothain.

Hi
I too am registered with the Universal Life Church [and have the certificate to prove it] and technically speaking am Reverend Catherine so it just goes to show how easily it is done.
Catherine.

 

[Lisa Simpson]

D?
Saya?
Miyu?
Jesus?
Alucard?
Seras?
Blade?
Selene?
Peter Vincent?

How could you forget Buffy?

 

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

How could you forget Buffy?

Who says I forgot? Besides, Willow was the real force to be reckoned with (and I'd be the one to do the reckoning )

 

[Skeptic Guy]

Buffy could kick my....butt anytime.

 

[Lisa Simpson]

Well, I wouldn't mind...hunting...Spike any day.

Mmm...Spike.

 

[Skeptic Guy]

Yeah, there was a hot vampire hunter for every taste.

 

[Minarvia]

Yeah, there was a hot vampire hunter for every taste.

You used the words "hot vampire hunter" in the thread about Manchester? Conjures up some horrifying images in my mind!

 

[Darat]

Myth Buster, Catherine & Barbara - this ends now.

You are welcome to discuss and post all you want regarding the various claims and actions of deluded people like Sean Manchester and David Farrant that are appropriate for this Forum. In other words ludicrous claims that vampires exist, that people have killed vampires and so on. However your personal stuff - take it elsewhere or face being banned.

Replying to this modbox in thread will be off topic  Posted By: Darat

 

[Ducky]

Myth Buster, I would suggest you heed Darat's warning. I'm not sure where your last post #238 was deep-sixed to (my guess is the AAH section, where most asshattery ends up) but I would suggest you and the two birds sharing one account take your laundry elsewhere.

 

[Darat]

Since this is an long ongoing matter - seeming of 30 years duration - I am not naive to think that it will be resolved here between the personal acquaintances of Manchester and Farrant (Catherine/Barbara or Myth Buster). Therefore any post by them that breaches my warning will just be deleted, a warning issued, 3 such deletions will result in a ban.

Replying to this modbox in thread will be off topic  Posted By: Darat