Trust me I'm a healer - BBC2 tonight

"Oh dear" indeed, although the write-up is brilliant!

This eye-opening series delves into the world of fake psychics and peddlers of miracle cures and follows some of the self proclaimed healers as they tout their dubious talent.

Sounds more Charlie Brooker than Diane Lazarus!
 
At the same time on Zone Reality on Sky,

Psychic Private Eyes
Mondays @ 22.00 from 8th January

Zone Reality proudly presents its first original commission, Psychic Private Eyes [ click here for the website ].

Psychic Private Eyes conducts real life psychic investigations into baffling murders and disappearances, using the unique skills of Colin Fry, Tony Stockwell and the remarkable female psychic medium T.J. Higgs. Theyll take on criminal cases, forgotten by the police and press, and attempt to contact the dead victims for clues.

The truth cant stay buried forever.

At the heart of each one-hour episode is a detective story, with families searching for answers to the mysteries surrounding the untimely deaths of their loved ones.

Says Colin Fry: "The people were reading for have already had the worst happen to them. They want to know the facts and need to know them, no matter how gruesome. If we can tell them it was over quickly or there was no pain, then this can take away some of their anguish and help them move on."

The Psychic Private Eyes will use many of the secret techniques developed in their work with the police, such as literally walking in the victims shoes. A co-production with television company IPM, Psychic Private Eyes is Zone Realitys first original commission since it began broadcasting in the UK. IPM also produce The 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry.

http://www.zonereality.tv/shows.php?id=981
 
Oh sweet Jebus. Just as well Nip/Tuck is starting a new series at the same time (and my girlfriend watches it), or I'd end up watching that.
 
Oh god help me, I'm watching it anyway. Fry is his usual vague self, cock-a-hoop when he lands an unexpected hit "I'm getting a one-way train ticket".. (wish he bloody would) "oh, the victim got a BUS". Something about a male who was close to the family being "involved" in the murder (back in 1957). Wow, genius - what percentage of people know their killers again? "Butchery". "garages or garage".

Bugger all of substance; he's not even that good a cold reader. As for the other two -

Stockwell tries some badly-lit psychometry with a broken bottle and comes off as a reject from Shirley Ghostman's "the Paranormalists". This is his stream of "sensings";

"Her mother's passed on" [- after all this time; likely I'd have thought.]
"Longish fair hair, dimples" [- really? On a little girl in the 1950s?]
"torture or humiliation before death" Real classy.
"strongly believed she's murdered" [-pretty safe bet after 50 years, don't you think? Tough to disprove too.]
"sexually motivated" [-playing to the crowd or what (see below)]
"one primary person, others aware, helping with disposal" [-implying an abuse "ring" (see below) but could refer to other joint killings e.g. the Wests, the Soham case.]
"Mature man maybe 40, thick-set". [-standard paedo/murderous middle-aged white guy schtick]
"his family still living...on..the Earth". [-I mean, seriously?]
"a driver of some description". "chloroform in the bottle". "dentist connection", "4 or 5 o-clock" "buried in tree-lined road or avenue" "murderers lived or work on outskirts of town or village" "she's tucked under there".
"Janice or Janet"

The sister, who has got in touch with the Fry-gang. claims to have been aware of a paedophile in the family, and that this was suppressed. She says the man, who she reveals as her fater, later admitted to being the last person to see her. From that she claims he was part of a murderous paedophile ring. God. This is pretty twisted.

The new face, some woman I've never heard of, is more of am "empathetic" style psychic, trying to appear to be putting herself in the position of the people involved. Her first effort involves miming the job of a bus driver (yeesh). "And that's how he got close to children." They're all but running to a script here in my opinion!

Apparently one of her father's friends was a bus driver and confessed in prison to abusing a young girl. Trained as a butcher in the army (?!) She makes out that the bus depot he worked from was the "garage or garages" thrown out by Fry earlier. "TJ" walks the area, rides a bus (sigh) and repeats and reinforces the same paedo-related speculation as she, Stockwell and the sister have already done.

Fry does likewise, having been briefed directly by the sister on her theory as to where and how the girl was buried. He parrots back to her, her idea that she was concealed in a ready-dug cemetary plot, so that she would be covered by a following burial. Unbelievable; he doesn't even hide this, just validates what she's already said, with some of the psychics made up tidbits thrown in for flavour.

"Dr Brian Venters" lends some measure of authority to proceedings by trotting out typical paedo profiling tidbits that are intercut with the psychic BS. He probably thinks he's helping. As does Tom Clarke MP, who supposedly gave the sister the idea to call Fry et al, and should bloody well know better.

Needless to say the psychics claim no prior knowledge of any of this. My arse. Sorry this isn't better formatted or more neutrally presented, but I have to stop as I actually feel dirty having watched this crap. :(
 
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I'm watching this now.

It's completely and utterly barmy - fairies, gnomes, water spirits guided by harmonicas, magical cures for cancer, past lives, crystals... and we're only 13 minutes in!
 
Oooh... now we've had genies in bottles.

And this charlatan has a website - http://www.azizshamanism.com/index.html...

ETA: Bafflingly, the narrators conclusion, after showing the people Peter claimed to be healing more ill than they were before, and I quote - "It is too easy to dismiss him out of hand"!
 
The guy struck me as an odd, quirky, probably self deluded. I can't imagine that someone who was deliberately conning people would agree to being filmed like this.

That said, the guy didn't volunteer his services. This guy charges 40 pounds an hour.

"supressed emotions cause crystals to form in the dna"

"They [fairies] are under the waterfall"

"the most powerful of his guides are the water spirits.."

There was a lady who had terminal colon cancer. His diagnosis was that by blocking a well, she had angered the water spirits, and this had contributed to her cancer.

very sad to see a woman get worse and worse, then die from a terminal disease, in spite of the optimism shown by the healer. Ultimately he blamed the chemotherapy. (what happened to the angered water spirits?)

I must admit, at one stage in this programme I was concerned that they were showing this man in a favorable light, but at the end, they showed him quoting the koran into a bottle of water, in the hope of conjouring up a water genie, and it was obvious they were showing him for waht he really was, a rather odd, and deluded man.
 
The most disturbing thing was when the narrator said he could see why some people could get drawn into that world and believe it. Unfortunately I could totally understand his point, and we had two subjects in the film who fell under the spell.

One who delayed taking medication for several months.

And one who predictably died before the treatment took effect. Very sad.
 
I see we managed to get both woo-progs watched and commented upon between us all. Perhaps we should all get out a little more often?!
 
I see we managed to get both woo-progs watched and commented upon between us all. Perhaps we should all get out a little more often?!

Please don't (get out a little more often). If you do I'll have to watch these damn things when they show up here.:D
 
I see we managed to get both woo-progs watched and commented upon between us all. Perhaps we should all get out a little more often?!

That's a good plan. Who fancies a trip to vegas next week? I'll meet you at the riviera on Wednesday.
 
I'm watching this now.

It's completely and utterly barmy - fairies, gnomes, water spirits guided by harmonicas, magical cures for cancer, past lives, crystals... and we're only 13 minutes in!

also Trees talking to him, Dragon's eggs and the genie in a bottle as mentioned above!

How does he get away with giving his group of troobleevers a "hallucinogenic drug"? I thought these things were illegal.
(It is quite clear he himself takes the stuff regularly.)
 
How does he get away with giving his group of troobleevers a "hallucinogenic drug"? I thought these things were illegal.
(It is quite clear he himself takes the stuff regularly.)

Which one is it?

It might just be nutmeg. Not illegal.

:D
 
...and there was a gnome!!!

I can't remember what the hallucinogen was unfortunately. I could take great pleasure in getting this self-deluded, half-witted, rip-off peddler of false hopes arrested!
 
Trust Me I'm a Faith Healer is on next Monday again on BBC2 at 2200

Seems to be like a series. Can't remember what they are focusing on next week, however it looked interesting.
 
The last few scenes were the most telling for me.

The healer basically said that he thought that the patients Chemotherapy was interfering with his powers, and that he would have done better if he had asked here to stop her Chemo altogether.

However.....what would have happened if she had made a full recovery. No doubt he would have attributed this fully to his own powers and NOTHING to do with the chemo.

These people REALLY annoy me.........

Phil
 

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