Hustler woo

[defaultdotxbe]

hey, i made the list!

.....now if i only i knew if that was a good thing or a bad thing

 

[Brainache]

So has Hustler finally put the UN into the CTs?



Sorry it's all I've got.

 

[Horatius]

UP-TO-DATE SELECTED DOUBLE ENTENDRES on INSIDE JOB vs. HUSTLER:
(in order of appearance)

1. Steven Jones is the centerfold.

2. ...the story was "going to blow" any minute, "just one last push".

3. While they and their ilk will try to pass this off as "Exposure for the Truth" it is clearly ATTENTIONWHORING/ATTENTIONSLUTTING.

4. I bet many people have "pulled it" while looking at Hustler.

5. I'd like to give her an "inside job"!

6. It could be that the twoofers like Hustler because it sharpens their image analyzing skills of holes and plane shaped objects.

7. I wonder if a man's - er - tower has ever collapsed in 6.6 seconds soon after "reading" Hustler?

8. Don't even try to make a joke about pyroclastic flow, let's not even go there...

9. Evaluating the support system of Twin Spheroids can, over time, cause a twoofer to go blind.

10. Well given Perry Logan's ideas about angry white guys with IQs in the low 80s, I'd say they are exposing themselves to their target demographic.

11. Wankers.

12. Even Hustler put a disclaimer on the Alex Jones interview. Gad.

13. 9/11 was a boob job?

14. Now "Bush" seems to have an entire new meaning...

15. I dunno about 9/11 being a boob job, but the guys at LC really MUFFED this one up.

16. Meanwhile, the Twoofers will keep abreast of this developing story and will continue to call for busts among the Government.

Now all we need is the address for letters to the editor.....

 

[Architect]

UP-TO-DATE SELECTED DOUBLE ENTENDRES on INSIDE JOB vs. HUSTLER:
(in order of appearance)

11. Wankers.

That's barely a single entrendre

 

[boloboffin]

Finally, Stephen Jones has been "peer reviewed."

Seriously, LC3 has a budget of $20 million? What the [rule8] are they spending it on?

 

[JimBenArm]

Finally, Stephen Jones has been "peer reviewed."

Seriously, LC3 has a budget of $20 million? What the [rule8] are they spending it on?

Copies of Hustler to give to their mothers!

 

[T.A.M.]

No one bothered to tell them that all they had to do was right up a really dirty nasty letter and send it in, and they would have been printed in Hustler Long ago.

TAM

 

[Pardalis]

Does anybody have a source for the "20 million" budget, except that Rowe turd?

 

[boloboffin]

That's the first place I've seen the $20 million figure.

Hey, I've got an account over at LC - maybe I'll ask 'em.

 

[slingblade]

Yes it is Larry Flint's rag. Steven Jones is the centerfold

What are they supposed to do. Show Hustler to people on the street?

That's really hard to do with the pages all stuck together.....

 

[~enigma~]

Isn't that theory giving a bit too much intellectual credit to a porno magazine? And a third tier one at that.

Does Hustler ever print satire?

 

[~enigma~]

what does that make our friend RemoveBush?

Shaved

 

[defaultdotxbe]

Shaved

can i say it? or is it a violation of rule 8?

 

[~enigma~]

Finally, Stephen Jones has been "peer reviewed."

Seriously, LC3 has a budget of $20 million? What the [rule8] are they spending it on?

19.9 million spent on buying a satirical article in Hustler and purchasing copies for all the woowoso.

 

[~enigma~]

That's really hard to do with the pages all stuck together.....

I would love to see them showing porn at GZ. Really would do wonders for their image.

 

[Firestone]

Here Avery's "explains" the 20 million $:

Just thought I'd hop on here and clarify something. If you've read the Hustler article mentioned below, you'll read that "the new budget's over $20 million."

We do not have a $20 million budget. We do not have any budget, because nothing has even been signed. All we're doing at this point is negotiating, however, all negotiators are on-board 100% as far as we can tell.

If I had to guess, off the top of my head, our budget is approximately $1 million. For reference, Fahrenheit 9/11 cost approximately $6 million to produce.

Our prints and advertising budget, however, may far exceed $20 million. Film costs money, so do advertisements.

So, to all those chanting loudly, "Loose Change has sold out," or feel that they are justified writing an article about that number to make us look bad, I'm afraid you're barking up the wrong tree.

Did he take writing lessons with 28th Kingdom???

 

[Oliver]

Here Avery's "explains" the 20 million $:



Did he take writing lessons with 28th Kingdom???

"...nothing has even been signed"... No. Words.

 

[uk_dave]

So, to all those chanting loudly, "Loose Change has sold out," or feel that they are justified writing an article about that number to make us look bad, I'm afraid you're barking up the wrong tree.

Ha! That'll come when (if) the woowoos ever get to see the watered down, careful as she goes, tread carefully, LC:FC.

Did someone say weak LIHOP?

 

[boloboffin]

OK. So that's settled.

I mean, for $20 million, you would think that one of them could have bought a clue.

 

[Oliver]

OK. So that's settled.

I mean, for $20 million, you would think that one of them could have bought a clue.

Or an own "truth" investigation*...

*Disclaimer: Not talking about 9/11 investigators Killtown/Hufschmid here...