Hustler woo

[Pardalis]

I was going to ask one of the twoofers if I could borrow their copy of Hustler in order to read the article, but was told that it wouldn't be of much use...since all the pages were stuck together.

It would be the first time I would go to a store and say to the clerk: "I really just want to read the article" and this actually be true.

 

[Horatius]

9/11 was a boob job?

Yep. A job done by boobs. Or for boobs, I'm not sure which.....I just know boobs were involved somehow.......

 

[Horatius]

It would be the first time I would go to a store and say to the clerk: "I really just want to read the article" and this actually be true.

Except for the "just" part. Come on, admit it!

It's the perfect excuse to indulge your inner perve.

 

[Pardalis]

Now "Bush" seems to have an entire new meaning...

 

[defaultdotxbe]

Now "Bush" seems to have an entire new meaning...

what does that make our friend RemoveBush?

 

[chipmunk stew]

Yep. A job done by boobs. Or for boobs, I'm not sure which.....I just know boobs were involved somehow.......

It always comes back to boobs.

 

[JonnyFive]

I bet many people have "pulled it" while looking at Hustler.

id like to give her an "inside job"

Now "Bush" seems to have an entire new meaning...

You know, I didn't feel like causing myself grievous bodily harm when I woke up, but now I'm not so sure.

 

[Pardalis]

Except for the "just" part. Come on, admit it!

It's the perfect excuse to indulge your inner perve.

Well, might as well read the rest, who knows what other astounding revelations could be inside?

 

[ConspiRaider]

Well, might as well read the rest, who knows what other astounding revelations could be inside?

Yes. The true height of Twin Spheroids can be determined within its revealing pages.

 

[Pardalis]

On a serious note, this all just shows to tell:

Forget the NY Times, the Washington Post of the Figaro, the most crucial scoop in recent history is being published by Hustler...

 

[JonnyFive]

On a serious note, this all just shows to tell:

Forget the NY Times, the Washington Post of the Figaro, the most crucial scoop in recent history is being published by Hustler...

Any port in a storm.

 

[T.A.M.]

I dunno about 9/11 being a boob job, but the guys at LC really MUFFED this one up...lol

TAM

 

[Spindrift]

Ah, maybe this is the "visual stimulation" of the twin towers that 28th Kingdom is always asking for.

 

[HyJinX]

Ah, maybe this is the "visual stimulation" of the twin towers that 28th Kingdom is always asking for.

BUH DUM CHING

 

[JonnyFive]

Ah, maybe this is the "visual stimulation" of the twin towers that 28th Kingdom is always asking for.

Are you saying that 28th Kingdom has two wangs?

I'm really confused and disturbed by this turn of events.

 

[Triterope]

I can't understand how it is they think that getting published in Hustler helps them.

I think any unchecked mainstream dissemination of 9/11 conspiracy nonsense is a bad thing.

 

[jhunter1163]

Meanwhile, the Twoofers will keep abreast of this developing story and will continue to call for busts among the Government.

 

[HeyLeroy]

Ah, maybe this is the "visual stimulation" of the twin towers that 28th Kingdom is always asking for.

BUH DUM CHING

Dont'cha mean 'BOW chicka BOW WOWWWW'?

 

[ConspiRaider]

UP-TO-DATE SELECTED DOUBLE ENTENDRES on INSIDE JOB vs. HUSTLER:
(in order of appearance)

1. Steven Jones is the centerfold.

2. ...the story was "going to blow" any minute, "just one last push".

3. While they and their ilk will try to pass this off as "Exposure for the Truth" it is clearly ATTENTIONWHORING/ATTENTIONSLUTTING.

4. I bet many people have "pulled it" while looking at Hustler.

5. I'd like to give her an "inside job"!

6. It could be that the twoofers like Hustler because it sharpens their image analyzing skills of holes and plane shaped objects.

7. I wonder if a man's - er - tower has ever collapsed in 6.6 seconds soon after "reading" Hustler?

8. Don't even try to make a joke about pyroclastic flow, let's not even go there...

9. Evaluating the support system of Twin Spheroids can, over time, cause a twoofer to go blind.

10. Well given Perry Logan's ideas about angry white guys with IQs in the low 80s, I'd say they are exposing themselves to their target demographic.

11. Wankers.

12. Even Hustler put a disclaimer on the Alex Jones interview. Gad.

13. 9/11 was a boob job?

14. Now "Bush" seems to have an entire new meaning...

15. I dunno about 9/11 being a boob job, but the guys at LC really MUFFED this one up.

16. Meanwhile, the Twoofers will keep abreast of this developing story and will continue to call for busts among the Government.

 

[Pardalis]

Keep 'em coming! Ooops