Pat Robertson is at it again...again.

[HarryKeogh]

from CNN

VIRGINIA BEACH, Virginia (AP) -- Evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday that God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would cause a "mass killing" late in 2007.

"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network.

"The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."

Robertson said God told him about the impending tragedy during a recent prayer retreat.

God also said, he claims, that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.

and this is the picture that went with the article...He's looking awfully Alfred E. Neumanish, no? What me worry and all that.

 

[hgc]

A history of Robertson's God told me moments is a collection of slander against the omniscient one, considering how wrong he's been. Why don't these prognosticators ever get called out on their miscues? Don't their adherents care at all about truth, reality, mom and apple pie?!?

 

[Darth Rotor]

A history of Robertson's God told me moments is a collection of slander against the omniscient one, considering how wrong he's been. Why don't these prognosticators ever get called out on their miscues? Don't their adherents care at all about truth, reality, mom and apple pie?!?

Pat's whole schtick is all about the braying of an ass, which is how he thinks he can get close to Jesus, since Jesus is reported to have rode an ass into Jerusalem for Passover.

Pat doesn't get that being an ass won't get him any closer to the Holy than his own assholiness gets him to Sainthood. (Yes, I know he's not Catholic, that was deliberate. )

DR

 

[RandFan]

Stan: Cartman, you don’t know anything about Christianity!
Cartman: I know enough to exploit it.

 

[Roadtoad]

People listen to Robertson because they want to. He's been proven wrong so often, you have to wonder if those who follow him are even Christian.

And don't call him an @$$#013. That's too elevated a term for a half-witted, bigoted j@ck0ff like him.

 

[shemp]

People listen to Robertson because they want to. He's been proven wrong so often, you have to wonder if those who follow him are even Christian.

And don't call him an @$$#013. That's too elevated a term for a half-witted, bigoted j@ck0ff like him.

Hey! On behalf of us half-witted, bigoted j@ck0ffs, I must protest! Don't equate us with Pat Robertson!

I also wish to say that, if his prediction comes true, I hope he's standing at Ground Zero.

 

[Quinn]

I don't keep close tabs on which loons spout which specific pieces of lunacy, but wasn't this the same guy who said God told him 2006 would be an especially bad year for hurricanes?

 

[steverino]

Pat is magically delicious.

 

[ravdin]

Could Pat PLEASE ask God for some more detailed information? It would be useful if we knew a date, city, method... even a few names of the terrorist ringleaders. Isn't God supposed to be on our side?

 

[RandFan]

A blast from the past.

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[steverino]

Could Pat PLEASE ask God for some more detailed information? It would be useful if we knew a date, city, method... even a few names of the terrorist ringleaders. Isn't God supposed to be on our side?

You think I am gunna tell you atheists on this here forum you got a nuther thing coming. MWAH HAHA!

 

[Maledict]

Could Pat PLEASE ask God for some more detailed information? It would be useful if we knew a date, city, method... even a few names of the terrorist ringleaders. Isn't God supposed to be on our side?

Well, the lord DOES work in mysterious ways.

You see, Pat Robertson is being answered by God, making him holy, that is indisputable. God is testing us you see - what kind of test do you think it's going to be if he tells us everything?! NOTHING! That's what! It'll be pointless! Of course, like any other good teacher, god has to give a bit of a for-warning as to when the test is coming. So students, in this case, the government of the good old best DAMN COUNTRY on the face on God's Green Earth, the United States of Godmerica, can prepare and face his challenges standing up and proud.

Of course God is on our side, what makes you think to question his judgement? Don't listen to the Muslim and terrorists' heathen prayers, God is just humoring them.

Remember, God bless Godmerica ^__^

 

[a_unique_person]

That would make the Muslim god more powerful, I take it, since he has ensured an attack on the US with mass killings will work.

 

[TragicMonkey]

I also wish to say that, if his prediction comes true, I hope he's standing at Ground Zero.

Hey! Some of us, through no fault of our own, live nearby. (Although if we did get attacked, it is a logical place to strike, what with having all these military bases here. This place would have been one of the first targets if the Cold War had gone hot.)

Pat's probably just trying to distract himself from his latest business venture's failure. He wanted to build a large shopping complex, and needed the permission of two cities to do it. First they said yes, and let him spend a ton of money to get things started and pay for traffic feasibility studies. Then they both changed their minds, leaving Pat without his mall and out all those bribes. They're both demanding more "traffic studies". He's torn between throwing good money after bad, or just forgetting the whole thing. (Personally, I hope he continues with it, because then one city will grant permission and he'll spend a fortune, then the other city will say no, and he'll have to bribe them more, then the first city will change its mind. Pat may know a lot about looting Africa, but he's still in the minor leagues of corruption compared to the average city government.)

 

[Zep]

Oh is he throwing money away now? Great!

Cause I have a fabulous computer museum here that is in DESPERATE need of a fund injection - a US$mill or two will do - and Pat could be just the guy we need. So we will be (what's the phrases I need? Help me here...) slaying Satan and repelling the anti-American Muslim heathens by building this new museum building! Amen, brother! Send that money on in...pledge your life-savings now!

(I think we could just swing this! By the time he realises he has no recourse to suing us, we could have the place built!)

 

[Lisa Simpson]

I don't keep close tabs on which loons spout which specific pieces of lunacy, but wasn't this the same guy who said God told him 2006 would be an especially bad year for hurricanes?

Yes, he said the Atlantic coast would be hit with hurricanes and perhaps a tsunami. Then declared heavy rains in New England to be a hit.

 

[Beerina]

Why doesn't God stop the approaching calamity? If any one of us knew, we'd be bound both by honor and God's law to speak up about it to try to stop it, if not go all Rambo ourselves to stop it (and, presumably, getting thrown in jail for "murdering" the bad guy, a sacrifice we must make, and give a knowing glance to the camera as if on a (n old) Twilight Zone episode.)

Man, that Yahweh is such a card! He could stop it with an infinitely small flick of his little finger. He could just tell us some details and leave it at that, but damn! I love a challenge!

If NYC blows up, I'm gonna pray extra hard to Yahweh for his kindness and wisdom!

 

[marksman]

Maybe Pat Robertson has switched teams from radical fundamentalist Christian rto radical fundamentalist Muslim?

 

[Skeptic Guy]

From CNN.com:

The broadcaster predicted in January 2004 that President Bush would easily win re-election.

Bush won 51 percent of the vote that fall, beating Democratic Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts.

In 2005, Robertson predicted that Bush would have victory after victory in his second term. He said Social Security reform proposals would be approved and Bush would nominate conservative judges to federal courts.

Lawmakers confirmed Bush's 2005 nominations of John Roberts and Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court. But the president's Social Security initiative was stalled.

"I have a relatively good track record," he said. "Sometimes I miss."

Bush won, but not "easily", so can you consider that a win?

Social Security reform? No.

Conservative Justices? Yes, but that's no prediction. Bush always said he would appoint conservative judges, if given the chance.

Add that to the tsunami prediction and he ain't looking good.

But he "has a relatively good track record", my a*s.

 

[SirPhilip]

A history of Robertson's God told me moments is a collection of slander against the omniscient one, considering how wrong he's been. Why don't these prognosticators ever get called out on their miscues? Don't their adherents care at all about truth, reality, mom and apple pie?!?

I'm fairly convinced all evangelists hate God. They work harder than anyone, with the exception of the mythological heirarchies of hell, to prove it's a form of madness.

PS: He's omnipotent and omnipresent too.

"Damn right.."