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Sylvia's predictions for 2006

Lisa Simpson

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Started with a recap of all Sylvia's "hits" from last year. Didn't mention the misses, and didn't even notice that she predicted massive hurricanes for North Carolina and that didn't happen.

Then she told some audience member he will move to the Southwest (Arizona) even though he's an opera singer.

Commercial break.
 
Sylvia is writing two more books in '06.

'06 will be just as bad, if not worse for natural disasters, including NYC and LA, but Los Angeles won't be as bad as NYC.

Arnie won't win again. Dean & Kerry will run for Pres.

Bush's popularity will be down until troops come home.

She's worried about trucks and terrorism.

Bush won't be impeached.
 
Schwartzenegger is easy, so it that Bush won't be impeached. No brainer. Kerry won't run again, and neither will Dean. It will be someone new. There will always be another disaster somewhere. so far, not impressed
 
Audience member asks about her dead grannie. Sylvia says her grannie is at peace.

Another audience member asks why she always wakes up at 3:58am. It's spirits waking her up.

Celeb gossip:

Britney Spears will divorce and marry a singer.

Bruce Willis will marry a younger woman. She's a 19 or 20 year old model.

Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas--trouble on the homefront.

Jennifer Aniston will get married, but not to Vince Vaughn.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will get married. Brad Pitt is pussy-whipped according to SB.

Audience member question (boring).
And again.
And yet again. A woman's brother who has been missing for 15 years is dead according to SB.
 
SIDS is a dairy allergy for some kids.

There will be a vaccine for some types of cancer.

A hormone will be found to keep people's weight off.
 
Yes. I'm watching her on The Montel Williams Show. I'm recording it on the computer, but I imagine it will be a rather large file.
 
We will see aliens in 2010. The best thing in 2006 is we will be bringing the troops home.

I would say only half the show was predictions, the rest was audience questions and a techno-guy talking about geek stuff.
 
Wow she is not even a very good psychic. Some of those celebrity predictions are pretty concrete and not open to much interpretation. Shame shame.

LLH
 
'06 will be just as bad, if not worse for natural disasters, including NYC and LA, but Los Angeles won't be as bad as NYC. Wrong. We had some wild fires here in SoCal, but those are typical.

Arnie won't win again. Wrong. Arnie won. She also missed the fact that The Governator would break his leg in 06.

Bush's popularity will be down until troops come home. True.

She's worried about trucks and terrorism. Nothing happened. But there's still 2 more days.

Bush won't be impeached. True.

Britney Spears will divorce and marry a singer. True. But she didn't marry a singer.

Bruce Willis will marry a younger woman. She's a 19 or 20 year old model. False. I think. I'm not up on my Bruce Willis gossip.

Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas--trouble on the homefront. False. Still married.

Jennifer Aniston will get married, but not to Vince Vaughn.True-ish. She broke up with Vince Vaughn.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will get married. Brad Pitt is pussy-whipped according to SB. Not true so far, and they insist they won't get married.

SIDS is a dairy allergy for some kids. Unknown.

There will be a vaccine for some types of cancer.True.

A hormone will be found to keep people's weight off. Unknown. At least by me.

The best thing in 2006 is we will be bringing the troops home. False.
 
Lisa Simpson said:
There will be a vaccine for some types of cancer.True.
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Really? If so, that's awesome. (ETA: the vaccine, not her prediction... she predicts a cancer cure every year)

I know there's a vaccine for certain strains of HPV which cause cervical cancer, but it's a bit of a stretch to call that a vaccine against cancer, as it really isn't.
 
I'm going to go out on a limb and make my own predictions. Let's see if I do any better than SB:

1) There will be a 40-60% chance of a hurricane blowing the hell out of coastal North Carolina next September.

2) Several tornadoes will run amok through trailer parks.

3) The Carolina Hurricanes (the NHL team) will not win the Stanley Cup.

4) Patricia Cornwell will not be invited to Billy Graham's funeral.

5) Raleigh, NC will have a dusting of snow that snarls area traffic for hours.
 
JonnyFive said:
Really? If so, that's awesome. (ETA: the vaccine, not her prediction... she predicts a cancer cure every year)

I know there's a vaccine for certain strains of HPV which cause cervical cancer, but it's a bit of a stretch to call that a vaccine against cancer, as it really isn't.
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I was being generous and counting the HPV vax as a hit.
 
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