Clairvoyant Diane Lazarus' claims:
1) "I will catch the Suffolk Strangler.";
2) He is a lonely young man;
3) "If I was taken to where the bodies were found I would be able to help police unravel this mystery. Being at the murder scenes, I would get messages which would help me to visualise what the killer looks like.";
4) "I have worked on many high-profile cases.";
5)She helped Norfolk Constabulary to investigate the unsolved murder of 14-year-old schoolgirl Joanna Young who was found dead in a wood just two days before Christmas in 1992 (obviously not successful that time);
6)She helped West Midlands Police find the killers of college lecturer Mark Green, after claiming he contacted her from beyond the grave and told her their identity;
7)"I feel this young man in Ipswich wants to be the next Yorkshire Ripper" (he must be modest, I would prefer to be the next Jack the Ripper);
8) "I think he is a young lad..."
9) "a hoodie,..."
10)"who, obviously, has no life."
11) "I am getting the feeling that he is doing this as part of some kind of religious ritual."
12) "He must be sitting there rubbing his hands with all the media coverage he's getting." (really, I would be worrying I would get caught)
13) "I fear there will be more killings..."
14) "but I believe he will make a silly mistake and will be caught by DNA evidence." (obviously doesn't have confidence in her own skills)
Oddly, the police aren't paying for her train ticket to Ipswich just yet:
It would be wrong to use handy contact form on
Peter Lazarus & Co's website to leave a sarcastic remark. Any Llaneli legal firm with an ad for a quickie divorce website is obviously among Wales' leading law firms.
Also, it would be wrong to call Peter up at 2 in the morning to ask to speak to his wife, even if he is the 24 hour duty solicitor.
But if you do want a quickie divorce, their operators are expecting your call!