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Bumper sticker. . .(shudder)

bourgeois_rage said:
I can't post URLs yet, but is this guy citing an Onion article?
www.theonion.com/content/node/55807
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Damn, that is funny stuff.

"If Earth's species were meant to change over successive generations through physical modifications resulting from the adaptation to environmental challenges, then God would have given them the genetic predisposition to select mates and reproduce based on their favorable heritable traits and their ability to thrive under changing conditions so that these advantageous qualities would be passed down and eventually encoded into the DNA of each generation of offspring," Olathe public school teacher and creationist Joyce Eckhardt said. "It's just not natural."
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:D That'l teach 'em.
 
kurious_kathy said:
And I'll pray that they come to know Christ even though you didn't choose to bring them up with faith. If one of your children become a born-again Christian will you hate or dis-own them?
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If one of your kids becomes an atheist, will you hate or disown him?
 
I have never reffered to ID.
My arguments here have been in response to those of you who take issue with my faith.
I am a Christian. see John 3:16
 
Canadian Malcontent said:
I have never reffered to ID.
My arguments here have been in response to those of you who take issue with my faith.
I am a Christian. see John 3:16
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You have repeatedly said evolution is illegal in Kansas, and you have said it in what repeatedly seemed a serious tone in serious context.

If the Onion article is not your source for this claim, then what is?
 
Paulhoff said:
Which GOD

Paul

:) :) :)
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That one up there, please. Top shelf, wait...wait...no. The carton confused me. I mean second from top shelf, third in from the left. That's it. Oooh...I'm sorry. Don't mean to be a bother, but this one is God Lite, innit? Sorry. I need the unfiltered; I'll pay full. Thanks loads.

While you're at it, hand me a coupla those prayer patch thingies. I'm trying to quit.
 
kurious_kathy said:
Doesn't some of the latests scientific knowledge show that in fact people came from rocks, or the dirt? And scripture tells us God did in fact create us from the dust of the earth, so what's the problem? God can do anything and it absolutely amazes me.
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Nearly right, the latests scientific knowledge show that some brains have rocks in them.
 
Canadian Malcontent said:
DUDE its this simple. You dont tell my kids that God DIDNT create everything and I will permit you to teach them the theery of evolution.
If you need clarification just ask.

P.S. As long as you dont DENY God there is no problem. Yet you have problems that result in absurd legislation. Everything was hunky dory till you 'had' a 'problem' and now the situation is ridiculous. are you happy? No Will you ever be? No. Thats becauase the 'problem' is 'psychological' and it is entirely yours. Get back to me AFTER you have successfully dealt with it.
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:dl:
 
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