RYAN WHISLER, Yo-Yo Dowser

From the description he's given, it's possible the professionals have not actually witnessed a demonstration yet, but that they have agreed to do so and then sign afterwards. Hopefully the demonstration will go well and they'll be able to help him out.

Agreed, this is possible. Maybe he's planning on one demonstration when all three professionals are present. But he also said, "One more affidavit to go." Confusing.

As far as the demonstration going well, in my mind the best outcome would be that his professionals are able to see right through his delusions and urge him to pursue other interests. This is the "help" he needs more than any other.
 
"Hug gratia hugis." :)



What exactly made you depressed, PBTree?

The fact that there are so many sad people out there who believe all this nonsense. Even worse is the fact that there are probably just as many a..holes (e.g. SB) who are willing to take advantage of them.
 
I still haven't completed the third one due to traveling to live somewhere else. I'm meet a psychiatrist on the 30th who may do one of them. If not, I'll keep looking around. Where I'm staying at has a flesh eating virus problem. It took me 5 minutes to find a cure for it using my skills. Also, my response to "Dumb All Over's" words is "just wait". Most people don't believe these things until they meet me. I often like asking people, "How does it feel to have someone you cannot see or know moving something attached to your hand?". Their reactions make it worth it.
 
Also, the first two demonstrations were great. I hung a potatoe, gave it a nudge, and asked the swinging object "which direction is Rex's car", "Which direction is his cat walking?, and "Which direction is his wife?" The object swung toward his car, then swung toward his cat, then turned and started swing toward his wife. Then his kids came to see what we were doing and started asking several questions.
I wrote yes, no, next question, and I don't know on paper, placed it under the swinging potatoe and let the potatoe swing in the direction of their answers. The potates will stay swinging in one direction. When a question is asked, it will turn and swing in the direction needed. His kids told everybody at their school I discovered on my visit the following day. There was a whole crowd of school kids asking for me to perform a trick or two. I would just hang a pendelum on their finger and let them ask questions. The pendelum never fails to stun them.
The second affidavit writer was a good one as well. I did similar tricks with a rock tied to a string attached to a stick. I nudged the rock and it would swing in whatever direction I commanded. I first asked him, "What happens when I lift the pendelum and let it swing in one direction?". He said it just keeps swinging until it stops. I pointed my finger in a direction other that the pendelum is swinging and it turned around and began swinging the exact direction my finger is pointing. Then again and again. I can do it over and over.
 
Also, the first two demonstrations were great. I hung a potatoe, gave it a nudge, and asked the swinging object "which direction is Rex's car", "Which direction is his cat walking?, and "Which direction is his wife?" The object swung toward his car, then swung toward his cat, then turned and started swing toward his wife. Then his kids came to see what we were doing and started asking several questions.
I wrote yes, no, next question, and I don't know on paper, placed it under the swinging potatoe and let the potatoe swing in the direction of their answers. The potates will stay swinging in one direction. When a question is asked, it will turn and swing in the direction needed. His kids told everybody at their school I discovered on my visit the following day. There was a whole crowd of school kids asking for me to perform a trick or two. I would just hang a pendelum on their finger and let them ask questions. The pendelum never fails to stun them.
The second affidavit writer was a good one as well. I did similar tricks with a rock tied to a string attached to a stick. I nudged the rock and it would swing in whatever direction I commanded. I first asked him, "What happens when I lift the pendelum and let it swing in one direction?". He said it just keeps swinging until it stops. I pointed my finger in a direction other that the pendelum is swinging and it turned around and began swinging the exact direction my finger is pointing. Then again and again. I can do it over and over.

Have you considered posting the affidavit/s here, batman?

You seem to make progress in some sense, but I'm not yet convinced of your "power" because so far, all we have is your word/s. We will remain patient.

In the end you will have to provide a demonstration under careful scrutiny. Only this demonstration will determine - along the lines of the protocol - what you bring to the table.
 
I still haven't completed the third one due to traveling to live somewhere else. I'm meet a psychiatrist on the 30th who may do one of them.
Glad to hear it, batman. My thoughts will be with you. I hope it goes well for you and that she can help you.
 
Where I'm staying at has a flesh eating virus problem. It took me 5 minutes to find a cure for it using my skills.

Whoa!

Really, Batman?

Don't tell me that, in addition to being an expert potato swinger, you can also cure diseases?! That's so RAD, B-man.

Do you have other hidden talents you, heretofore, have not shared with us? Please tell.

"Wholly Ideomotor Effect, Batman!"
 
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Have you considered posting the affidavit/s here, batman?

Great idea. What you need to do is scan the affidavits into your computer. You should then have a picture (*.jpg) of the affidavits. You then need to upload the pictures onto JREF's website. You do this by clicking on VB Image Host at the top of this (and every) page. Once done you post the links. You will be told what the links are when you upload the image.

NB. There are size limitations of the pictures. These are
Allowed file types .gif , .jpg , .png , .bmp
Max image size allowed500 KB
Max image dimension allowed800 * 800
If you can do that then you will send all the regular posters, including me, here blind, as our eyes will pop out.
 
"Which direction is his cat walking?" ... then swung toward his cat

In what way did this answer the question? You seem to be posting this as evidence of your power, despite the fact that it clearly didn't answer the question.
 
In order for these sorts of tests to be valid you must not know the answer in advance. An easy test would be for Rex to hide a quarter under one of four bowls, then have Rex leave the room, then let the potato pick a bowl.

If you can do that consistently, you will be rich.

If it is necessary for Rex to be in the room when you pick the bowls, Rex can be blindfolded. Neither of you should say anything beyond "I'm starting now." or the like.
 
I had a very good visit with Dr. Carol A. Brown M.d. whom is a very nice psychiatrist with several certificates posted behind her desk. After telling her my problems I showed her a printed copy of what the JREF million dollar challenge is and told her I'm an applicant. She was quite intrigued and I offered to show her a trick or two. She was actually quite happy to participate to my surprise. I pulled out of my bag a stick for her to hold which also had a rock hanging from the end of the stick by a string. I lifted the rock and let it swing.
While the rock was swinging I asked which direction Dr. Brown is and it began to swing directly toward her. I then asked which direction the clock is on her desk and it turned and began swinging to the clock. I
was very happy the demonstration was successful since it's very hard to ask people and she is a serious professional. She said she would be happy to write an affidavit but cannot due to technicalities. She referred me to visit Dr. Given Ross M.D. with whom I'm waiting for a call back from.
I do not have a scanner for the other affidavits. I live in a tent, so therefore, there is no electricity. I am using a library computer. I should be able to come up with a way to display the next affidavit coming up from Dr. Ross which should be complete within two weeks at the worst. I will do my best. Also, the cure I found for fighting flesh eating viris is a foam growing out of a palm tree. The problem with things like staff infection is that wounds don't scab up, they get bigger and more disgusting. The brown foam from the palm tree becomes a natural scab bandage when applied to the wound. I found the growth on the palm tree with my pendelum behind the library.
 
Batman, even with a limited budget, you should be able to find a copy shop/net café/whathaveyou where you can have your documents scanned and uploaded to the JREF server.

You have to come up with something more than your words, if you want to convince the forum members of your ability.
 
I pulled out of my bag a stick for her to hold which also had a rock hanging from the end of the stick by a string. I lifted the rock and let it swing.
While the rock was swinging I asked which direction Dr. Brown is and it began to swing directly toward her. I then asked which direction the clock is on her desk and it turned and began swinging to the clock.
A fine demonstration of the ideomotor effect! I find it absolutely brilliant to let the test person actually hold the string! It should be part of any psychology curriculum!
 
The problem with things like staff infection is that wounds don't scab up, they get bigger and more disgusting.
Yes, I certainly found all the staff at my last office job to be disgusting. Or is your dowsing rod (quarterstaff) infected?
In the case of MRSA, however, one needs qualified staff to identify the staph(ylococcus)...
 
I pulled out of my bag a stick for her to hold which also had a rock hanging from the end of the stick by a string. ... While the rock was swinging I asked which direction Dr. Brown is and it began to swing directly toward her. I then asked which direction the clock is on her desk and it turned and began swinging to the clock.

These details make it not a paranormal claim. Either Dr Brown should not be holding the stick or she should not know the answers to the questions. Then it might be paranormal.
 
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How about if I just not do anything at all since everyone on here is rude and not worth doing anything for. I really mean that. I hope the Mayan calender prophesies of 2012 are correct. You haven't seen anything yet.
Also, you should watch your mouth when you do not know the stranger your bad mouthing. You should be nice to people period. No matter who you are or who your rude to. That one person can make (your life) not pleasent. Kimpatsu, your dull office job is about all you know in life, try spending some time in a vortex. I'll be thinking about you.
 
Kimpatsu, your dull office job is about all you know in life, try spending some time in a vortex. I'll be thinking about you.
You mean my dull self-employed business, don't you?
And where do you hang out? The Batcave?
 
How about if I just not do anything at all since everyone on here is rude and not worth doing anything for.
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Did you try to take the Challenge for our or for your benefit, batman?

Does this mean some comments on this message board keep/kept you from showing your powers to the universe?



To the important question the important answer you must find: What you claim you can prove?
 

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