Star Wars Beam Weapon and the WTC Bathtub

bjb said:
So it was a controlled thermite demolition AND a beam weapon attack? And there were no planes and all of the videos were fakes?
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Don't forget the invisible Black helicopters. (NEVER forget the invisible Black helicopters!!!!) (That's how they got Bob - the sub-genius - he forgot!)
 
So it was a controlled thermite demolition AND a beam weapon attack? And there were no planes and all of the videos were fakes?
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No. They're eating one another now. She thinks that Jones is just too crazy in asserting Thermite was involved. She says that explosives + the death star were used. Thermite was just too preposterous for her, so she decided that after the gubment was done destroying Alderan, that they needed a new target.
 
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TruthSeeker1234 said:
This is strong evidence for the near total disintegration of the towers before they hit the ground.
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Doesn't the official version of the collapse also describe a situation where the buildings would mostly be rubble by the time they hit the ground?
 
On the plus side, we now have the phasers finished for when we get the Enterprise working. TS1234, how's the work on the tractor beam coming? Also, have you figured out how to sustain a stable warp field?
 
Blutarsky said:
I love the fact that there is nothing under the subheading of "Conclusions."
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Sure there is:

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I'm sure there's a hidden message in this image that brings it all together. I'm going to go stare at it for a few hours until I understand what it means.
 
I did them one better. I actually found the blueprint of the dastardly device:

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Gravy said:
Love this testimonial on that site:
Price of 125mw laser: $499.99. Use the striker on the back of the matchbook, dude!
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Yeah, thats probably the funniest thing about that site. No one in any of the reviews has an acutal use for these lasers.

Of course, I do want one.
 
chipmunk stew said:
Sure there is:

[qimg]http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g73/chipmunk_stew/Image199.jpg[/qimg]

I'm sure there's a hidden message in this image that brings it all together. I'm going to go stare at it for a few hours until I understand what it means.
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Levi Strauss was Jewish :boxedin:
 
Is this a joke? Can anyone explain the Levi's shop under "conclusions" on page six?

Hmm, I'm too slow.
 
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TruthSeeker1234 said:
Drs. Wood and Reynolds complete their thesis in public view. They note that the Kingdome demolition created a 2.3 richter earthquake, and point out that WTC had many times the PE, and should have caused a much larger earthquake than the 2.3, and 2.1 quakes that were actually measured.

The foundation of the WTC (the "bathtub") was not damaged.

This is strong evidence for the near total disintegration of the towers before they hit the ground.
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Transcript, 9/10/01 NSA.

POTUS: As you can see, we plan to use our "LASER" fired from what I have decided to call our "DEATH STAR" to completely demolish two buildings in New York. Now, we will use the chaos that follows to seize the Middle-East's oil and make . . . . a billion dollars.

SECDEF: But won't people notice a death beam knocking down buildings?

POTUS: That is the beauty of this plan. The beam is completely invisible. We will simultaneously hijack two of our own planes and crash duplicates of them into the tower at precisely the same instant that the beam hits, causing people to believe that the massive collision and resulting, uncontrolled fires actually causes the buildings to collapse. We will blame the hijackers for the mess and use it as a pretext for our plans.

VPOTUS: Um. Wouldn't just hitting the buildings with the planes or missiles actually cause a huge amount of damage, even without this . . . er-

POTUS: "LASER"

VPOTUS: Yeah, sure. Even without this beam, wouldn't the collision and fire kill a lot of people?

POTUS: Well, yes.

VPOTUS: I mean, wouldn't that be enough for our purposes, even if the buildings don't actually fall down -- although they might.

POTUS: Well, yes.

SECDEF: So adding this laser thing doesn't actually do anything for us?

POTUS: . . .

SECDEF: And if it is essentially undetectable, wouldn't it just be easier to use it on our enemies?

POTUS: But it is shiny. Cheney, kill him.

[loud noise]

SECDEF: Gaaaaarrh.

[undetermined thump noise]

POTUS: Very good.

SECDEF: I'm not actually dead.

POTUS: . . .

SECDEF: He's only managed to wound me with bird shot.

POTUS: . . .

SECDEF: This is quite painful, but I should survive with prompt medical attention.

VPOTUS: Oh, who cares. Let's just do it so I can get more oil money in a mysterious fashion that we'll work out later.

POTUS: Very well. It is all very simple, gentlemen.

NATSECADV: Sure. All we do is find a number of men that can be easily blamed as foreign terrorists and buy them one way plane tickets for tomorrow morning, then we send out teams to make them disappear and leave suicide notes and video tapes from people cleverly disguised to mimic them. Our own men will then hijack 4 planes and divert them to Pennsylvania, where the passengers will be killed and disposed of by our unquestioning minions. Duplicate images of those planes will be created from missiles that will be fired by military jets, striking the twin towers just before we use our "LASER" to disintegrate the buildings. A third duplicate plane missile will be fired into the Pentagon, while we will stage the crash of the fourth plane in a field, scattering remains and personal affects of the passengers from one of the planes that we will take from them and transfer to the location with a team of men in time to plant them and leave before emergency help arrives. We will, by taking the passenger list of that plane and verifying that they actually made the flight, then use computer simulations of their voices that are capable of fooling their own family members to mimic calls to their loved ones, creating additional pathos. While we will choose men from Saudi Arabia as our patsies, we will nevertheless use them as a pretext for invading Iraq.

VPOTUS: . . .

POTUS: Well, sure. It sounds silly when you say it.
 
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Maybe I was wrong. It wasn't the Death Star at all, it was the Alan Parsons Project.
 
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chipmunk stew said:
Sure there is:

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g7...w/Image199.jpg

I'm sure there's a hidden message in this image that brings it all together. I'm going to go stare at it for a few hours until I understand what it means.
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http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=66290&page=8

a Dassault Falcon 20 business jet owned by the VF Corp. of Greensboro, N.C., an apparel company that markets Wrangler jeans and other brands. The VF plane was flying into Johnstown-Cambria airport, 20 miles north of Shanksville.
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This photo is the smoking gun that proves without any doubt that Wrangler jeans was behind 9/11!
 
ImaginalDisc said:
Two flaming 110 storey tall buildings fall and you think fire damaged cars constitute a mystery?
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Yes. No rubble, yet toasted cars. Cars half toasted, half pristine. Spontaneoulsy exploding car engines (not gas tanks). Firetruck burned out and windows broken but otherwise undamaged.

Yes, very hard for me to understand, do take a try a explaining how a flaming building falls and accomplishes this stuff.
 
TruthSeeker1234 said:
Yes. No rubble, yet toasted cars. Cars half toasted, half pristine. Spontaneoulsy exploding car engines (not gas tanks). Firetruck burned out and windows broken but otherwise undamaged.

Yes, very hard for me to understand, do take a try a explaining how a flaming building falls and accomplishes this stuff.
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No rubble! Spontaneously exploding car engines! Oh, TS, you slay me!
 
Beleth said:
Doesn't the official version of the collapse also describe a situation where the buildings would mostly be rubble by the time they hit the ground?
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One of the problems is that there is no significant rubble at WTC. About 20% of the steel, and about 1% (at most) of the concrete.
 
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