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Noah's Ark Being Rebuilt

I would start driving animals, two by two if you must, into his yard starting now. No other "support infrastructure" like food or stable materials, just the animals. And I'd start with the skunks first. Then elephants. Then mice. Then cats. Then...oh, porcupines? No, raccoons!
 
Garrette said:
Have faith and give them money.
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Do I have to? I was going to save my money and build myself a pyramid. Then charge for newagers to come to it and "feel" the vibrations.

Insert your own joke there.
 
Ysidro said:
Do I have to? I was going to save my money and build myself a pyramid. Then charge for newagers to come to it and "feel" the vibrations.

Insert your own joke there.
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I’m far too lazy to be inserting jokes into other’s posts. It is almost too much work to insert them into my own.

Welcome to the forum btw. :D
 
Woo Hoo, another JREF Noah's Ark thread.

Can it get any better? I thought not, but now a Noah's Ark thread with a contribution from Earthborn. This is good.

I had envisioned Earthborn as having been something of a secular humanist type person. Probably college educated in some sort of social science with a career in some sort of social service.

But now I see I have missed the mark entirely. She is a fundy. And now that we know that a Noah's Ark replica is being built in the Netherlands could anybody else be doing it except Earthborn? In my new envisionment of Earthborn I see her leading the faithful in her Noah's Ark Replica talking about the firmament and what clean and unclean animals are. Maybe she's even got a Dutch TV show like we have in America where she's got a chalk board and nifty drawings of the pink sky and diagrams of where all the water came from and went to. I wonder if she's got pink hair like the lady on one of our local holy roller shows. This image is just getting better and better.
 
Earthborn said:
Can it hold two of each of 8 000 kinds?
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My favorite selections from this site..

However, turbulent water would cause massive carnage, as seen in the fossil record, and many oceanic species probably did become extinct because of the Flood.
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Bolding mine.

So, they have no problem accepting the fossil record.....and they have no problem accepting the Bible. How do they reconcile this?

And then there's this one:
if we follow the principle that ‘Scripture interprets Scripture’,
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...which pretty much explains most of what's wrong with religion.
 
After reading the page that was behind the link in Earthborn's post, I thought the post was meant as one of those sarcastic jokes that are so obvious they don't require a smiley. Was I mistaken in this interpretation? :confused:
 
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Earthborn said:
Can it hold two of each of 8 000 kinds?
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Have you seen the home page of that site? It has a picture of someone point a loaded revolver right at the viewer and saying "If you do not matter to God, you do not matter to anyone."

What the heck kind of answer is that?

Also, in their "articles" on where Cain got his wife from, they admitted that se really was one of his sisters, but since they were descended from Adam and Eve, they were more pure than now, so it was okay.
 
Ashles said:
Here's a quiz boys and girls. Can anyone spot the problem with this little scenario?

[qimg]http://www.godsark.org/html/Slide011.jpg[/qimg]
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The giraffes will simply lower their heads and stick them up their butts. After reading the site, I think there are plenty of people around who can demonstrate for them. They will then be able to easily board.
 
CFLarsen said:
Yeah, but...if they are waiting for a flood, isn't it kinda risky to wait for donations? ;)
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I guess they are waiting for a flood of donations . . . otherwise they may have to float a loan. *bah dump, tshh!!*

I'll be here til Tuesday, remember to tip your waitress.

ETA: Sarfati sighting, it is his byline on the link to "8000 kind." I read his book "Refuting Compromise." Sarfati argues that Christians should not try to reconcile with scientists.

*shakes head* He is slowly boxing himself in.

DR
 
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Earthborn said:
Can it hold two of each of 8 000 kinds?
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What a strange, strange place. I considered buying a polo shirt from them just for the ironic value but at $35.00 a pop, I decided that I didn't want to support them. I do like the page describing the neckties which states, "No, this is not a clip-on tie."

As for the content, when I got as far as the explanation of how Noah brough very, very young dinosaurs on the ark so space was not a problem, I just gave up.
 
Ladewig said:
As for the content, when I got as far as the explanation of how Noah brough very, very young dinosaurs on the ark so space was not a problem, I just gave up.
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But, if dinosaurs were on the ark, then how did they became extinct?

Oh, but you missed the cartoons directed at kids saying: "Bandages, medicines, operations, doctors, and nurses make you think of what kind of place?"... the answer is"A sin cursed world!"

Or another cartoon that states: "If you are going to have a creature in your Easter celebration, make sure it is a serpent and not a bunny!"

And these are directed at kids. What a way to scare them to death.
 
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