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9/11: the musical...

911 Was An Inside Job

Looking at the radar
A young officer gets scared
So he speaks up to his ultimiate commander

Sir, the plane is 50 miles out
The plane is 30 miles out
The plane is 10 miles out
Sir do the orders still stand?
Mr. Chain, Chain Cheney
Do the orders still stand?

(and dick said)

Hell Yes!
Have you heard anything to the contrary?
I'm one dick
With a joystick on your military
I will guide every plane where it needs to go
I guess you didn't get the memo

(9-1-1 was an inside job)
(9-1-1 was an inside job)

The south tower came down
The north tower came down
Then number 7 came down
What?
Isn't that strange? (Isn't that strange?)
Cause there was no plane (Cause there was no plane)
So its hard to explain (it's hard to explain)
Mr. Chain, chain Cheney (Mr. Chain, chain, Cheney)
Mr. Chain, chain Cheney (Mr. Chain, chain, Cheney)
Mr. Chain, chain Cheney (Mr. Chain, chain, Cheney)
Do the orders still stand?

(and dick said)


Hell Yes!
Have you heard anything to the contrary?
I got a big dick
And a joystick on your military
I will guide every plane where it needs to,
Where it needs to go, oh oh oh oh
Those twin towers were true free-falling
Did you here about Rudy Giuliani
Someone warned him that they were gonna blow
But I'll bet you didn't get the memo!

(9-1-1 was an inside job)
(9-1-1 was an inside job)
Guess you didn't get the memo
(9-1-1 was an inside job)
(9-1-1 was an inside job)
Guess you didn't get the memo
etc.
 
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Wow, TS1234, that looks like you actually had to think about that. I could be wrong, offcourse.
 
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
(A 9/11 Denier's Lament)

I have searched
All of Youtube
I have trawled
Over Google
Only to be confused
Only to be confused

I have quoted
Steven Jones
I have worshipped
Alex Jones
Alex Jones
Only to be confused

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for

I can't find
Evidence
Though I've read
All of Rense
I just look dense
I do not make sense

I've denied
Bodies were found
Think thermite
Makes booming sounds
I want to believe it
Don't want to be wrong

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for

Don't believe
In Iraqui War
But wish there'd be
So much more
To blame Bush for
Oh yes, I'll still blame him

You've proved me wrong, and you
Slammed Loose Change
All my heroes
Are deranged
So deranged
You know I believe (in) it

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
 
To the "tune" of with God on our side by Bob Dylan, I present

"With TRUTH on our side".

I’m expert in nothin'
and common sense-less
The theory I support
Is the Dumbest
It’s taught as pure Gospel
The government lied
And the movement I’m part of
has TRUTH on it’s side

Oh Alex Jones tells it
He tells it so well
They planted the charges
The towers they fell
They planted the charges
The Firemen who died
’cos you can blame victims
With TRUTH on your side


Oh the LIHOP V MIHOP
War had its day
And the plane huggers too
Were soon sent away
And the facts and the figures
I's made to fiction’lize
with slogans on t-shirts
And TRUTH on our side.

Oh the new World order
It planted therm-ate
But just how they did it
I never got straight
But I learned to accept it
Accept it with pride
For you don't mind no facts
When TRUTH’s on your side.

When the Second “Loose Change” film,
Came to an end
We forgave the errors
And then we were friends
Though they mocked all the victims
And on the video they lied
The Louder Than Words crew
Have TRUTH on their side.

I've learned to mock skeptics
All through my whole life
If another debate comes
It's them we must fight
To hate them and fear them
To run and to hide
And accept it all bravely
With TRUTH on our side.

We got accusations
Of Silverstine’s lies
And insinuations,
of Israeli ties
we say they’re behind it
Jews the world wide
But we’re Just asking questions
With TRUTH on our side.

In a many dark hour
I've been thinkin' about this
The arguments of skeptics
are hard to dismiss
But I can't think for you
You'll have to decide
Whether Gravy and Abby
Have truth on their side.

So now as I'm leavin'
I'm weary as Hell
The confusion I'm feelin'
Ain't no tongue can tell
The facts fill my head
And make me feel dense
If TRUTH’s on our side
We’d have evidence.
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I think I like adapting early Dylan songs, because in the words of Tom Lehrer
The tune doesn't have to be clever
And it don't matter if you put a couple extra syllables into a line
It sounds more ethnic if it ain't good English
And it don't even gotta rhyme - excuse me - rhyne
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Way to go Brod! Hell... I hear it , now. I could even sing it. F-n-A!
I think you could do that with "Forever Young" also.
 
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Love Tom Lehrer

Haven't heard folk song army since I was a kid. Be Prepared! Poisoning Pigeons in the Park. I hold your hand in mine. Classic stuff.

I think the Folk Song Army could indeed be in the 9/11 musical.

It'll be great. The CT's get songs, the OCT's get songs, Cheney gets some songs.

I need to write one for Bush called "My Pet Goat".
 
greyleonard said:
Ok, that one's next. Those would also work with Dylan's Masters of War or Lennon's Working Class Hero.
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Psst, greyleonard....

throw us a bone here... any timeline for the finished product?

If not, how about another 10 second blurb in the interim?

hee hee
 
LashL said:
Psst, greyleonard....

throw us a bone here... any timeline for the finished product?
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Last night I sent a rough version of the music to jhunter1163 to lay down the vocals to. When I receive the vocals, it'll probably take a day or so to finish it up. It's going to be based on a more complicated and accurate midi file than the one Mercutio posted initially(not just piano). Within the week maybe? A couple days later, I'll post the whitelabel dance remix. ;)
 
greyleonard said:
Last night I sent a rough version of the music to jhunter1163 to lay down the vocals to. When I receive the vocals, it'll probably take a day or so to finish it up. It's going to be based on a more complicated and accurate midi file than the one Mercutio posted initially(not just piano). Within the week maybe? A couple days later, I'll post the whitelabel dance remix. ;)
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Wonderful! Thanks for the update. I can hardly wait!

;)
 
A start, to the tune of Don McLean's "American Pie":
A long, long time ago
I really can’t remember but I know that the guv’ment lied.
And I knew if I had a chance
I could wear my big boy pants
And maybe be the hero for a while.
That September made me gibber
I got together with other fibbers
Bad news on our doorstep
So we took it just one more step.
I can’t remember high school math
But I know the airplanes didn’t crash
Some would call me touched inside
But I know…the guv’ment…lied….

So bye, bye New World Order lies,
Did my viewing on my YouTube and saw with my own eyes
Your evil boys can’t shut me up if they try
‘Cause I know that the guv’ment lied
‘Cause I know that the guv’ment lied

Did you write the NIST report
Do you have faith in guv’ment sorts
If the lackeys tell you so

Do you believe in Alex Jones
Can you feel truth inside your bones
Can you teach me how to film my own show

I know that you’re in bed with them
Cause you don’t believe in Dylan’s film
You debunked all my views
Man I loved spreading my news, oh

I was a lonely teenage, pimpled schmuck
But I got my name out from this muck
But now it seems I’m outta luck
Although, the guv’ment lied

So I’m singing

Bye, bye New World Order lies,
Did my viewing on my YouTube and saw with my own eyes
Your evil boys can’t shut me up if they try
‘Cause I know that the guv’ment lied
‘Cause I know that the guv’ment lied
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TruthSeeker1234 said:
Love Tom Lehrer

Haven't heard folk song army since I was a kid. Be Prepared! Poisoning Pigeons in the Park. I hold your hand in mine. Classic stuff.

I think the Folk Song Army could indeed be in the 9/11 musical.

It'll be great. The CT's get songs, the OCT's get songs, Cheney gets some songs.

I need to write one for Bush called "My Pet Goat".
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And one for 'TruthSeeker'1234 called "My petty brain"
 
I know you are writing new material, but let us not forget Cartman's song in "The Mystery of the Urinal Deuce". It's only 41 seconds long, but it is pretty funny.
 
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