Thaiboxerken said:
Which is why the 2nd law of thermodynamics simply doesn't apply. The second law is an observation of closed systems. Maybe that's how I should've phrased my objection.
Wrong. You can apply the 2nd law to non-closed systems: all you need to do is look at the entropy changes they create external to them. And it can be shown that both individual organisms, and the earth as a whole, contribute to the entropy of their surrounding environment (the universe, in the case of earth) in the form of heat.
So it's not a matter of the 2nd law not applying, it's a matter of not applying it correctly.