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PNAC executes false flag tornado in Missouri

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Twister rips roof off school seconds after drill

In Missouri, 12-year-old Devin Wilburn said students at St. James Middle School had just completed a tornado drill. Thirty seconds later, they interrupted their science test to rush back into the hallway for the real thing. The children knelt down and put their hands over their heads, he said.

"I just heard a bunch of thunder and ripping, because the top of the roof came off," Devin said.

No teachers, children or staff members were injured.

Preliminary information indicates a tornado warning was issued about 30 minutes before the storm hit, said Gino Izzi, a meteorologist with the National Weather Service in Springfield.

A tornado also destroyed about half of the Manchester Packaging Co. plant, which makes polyethylene film and bags, according to its Web site. Southard said the twister ripped 70-foot-by-70-foot holes in the main building of a Wal-Mart distribution center and another Wal-Mart building used to service trucks.
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Of course, the roof flew off faster than the speed of gravity. A junior high student, apparently with his finger extended, was quoted by witnesses as ordering another student to "pull it" minutes before the collapse.
 
A tornado also destroyed about half of the Manchester Packaging Co. plant, which makes polyethylene film and bags, according to its Web site. Southard said the twister ripped 70-foot-by-70-foot holes in the main building of a Wal-Mart distribution center and another Wal-Mart building used to service trucks.
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That hole is way to small to accomedate a tornado.

This is what a real tornado looks like.
 
OMFG!!1111 They attacked here yesterday also!
Tornados do not hit the city of Chicago, that is a fact! Conspiracy!1!!111!!1

The Department of Streets and Sanitation reported 255 downed trees, 20 downed wires, 18 damaged light poles and 35 malfunctioning traffic signals.
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Just like they did at the Pentagon!!!!1!11!
 
http://www.fortwortharchitecture.com/tornado.htm

Fact: There was lots of bickering about insurance policies, especially with regard to the Bank One tower, which sat vacant for over 4 years before being converted into apartments only affordable by rich folks.

Fact: The Landmark Tower was brought down by means of CONTROLLED DEMOLTION!!!!!. Why they didn't choose to use thermite or the noiseless ACME SneakySplode explosives is a matter for debate.

WHY did they remove the clock?? Obviously to cover up the discrepancies between the time f the tornado as reported in the OCT vs. the time the clock stopped.
 
There were an exceptionally large number of put options bought on milk prices on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange. This indicates inside knowledge that schoolchildren at St. James Middle School would NOT be drinking their milk for a couple of days while arrangements were made to hold classes elsewhere. The excess supply of milk would cause prices to fall. I smell a conspiracy....
 
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Cylinder said:
Of course, the roof flew off faster than the speed of gravity. A junior high student, apparently with his finger extended, was quoted by witnesses as ordering another student to "pull it" minutes before the collapse.
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Dr Dudeney, a scientist and expert for "strange objects in human entrails" performed a sequence of tests in wich he tried to rip 70-foot-by-70-foot holes in the main building of a Wal-Mart distribution center with his own hands.

The project, codenamed "acheilless" proofed, that the tornado could not have taken place. On the top of the building, his success rate was about 0.000254 percent.

It´s reported, that Dr Dudeney was fully enraged and flew away with his Diamond DA20/C1, after the crowd laughed their asses off about his stupidity.
 
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I ran an experiment to test the official version of this event.

I borrowed a model of a schoolhouse from my niece:


And I simulated a tornado by running a Cyclone vacuum cleaner over it:


Result: The roof did not tear off the schoolhouse! Nothing even budged!

Conclusion: It could not have been a tornado. The only possible alternative is a controlled exfoliation.

If you have any comments or questions about this research, please email me at:
spooky@imatool.net
 
chipmunk stew said:
I ran an experiment to test the official version of this event.

I borrowed a model of a schoolhouse from my niece:
[qimg]http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/imagehosting/51224515cd53b70f2.jpg[/qimg]

And I simulated a tornado by running a Cyclone vacuum cleaner over it:
[qimg]http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/imagehosting/thum_51224515cd92bae46.jpg[/qimg]

Result: The roof did not tear off the schoolhouse! Nothing even budged!

Conclusion: It could not have been a tornado. The only possible alternative is a controlled exfoliation.

If you have any comments or questions about this research, please email me at:
spooky@imatool.net
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What´s that? The official NIST report to the Tornado-event? I don´t believe you and do you know why?

Because you forgot to say that the gov was involved! :D
 
chipmunk stew said:
I ran an experiment to test the official version of this event.

I borrowed a model of a schoolhouse from my niece:
[qimg]http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/imagehosting/51224515cd53b70f2.jpg[/qimg]

And I simulated a tornado by running a Cyclone vacuum cleaner over it:
[qimg]http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/imagehosting/thum_51224515cd92bae46.jpg[/qimg]

Result: The roof did not tear off the schoolhouse! Nothing even budged!

Conclusion: It could not have been a tornado. The only possible alternative is a controlled exfoliation.

If you have any comments or questions about this research, please email me at:
spooky@imatool.net
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Nice work! This also confirms my results. :D :eye-poppi :jaw-dropp :confused: ;)

I obtained the SAIJMA tornado track dataset from a goverment source, and since I watch the weather report every night, I think I am more qualified to analyse it than anyone else. :crowded: :covereyes :boxedin: :eye-poppi :eek: :mad: :p :( :rolleyes:

I have found that the ILTOUOG of the tornado combined with the AMMFI and the high ROAU leads to only one conclusion:

THE TORNADO WAS TOO HIGH TO HIT THE SCHOOL.

:eye-poppi :eek: :jaw-dropp :mad: :confused: :(

SAIJMA = Some Acronym I Just Made Up.
ILTOUOG = I Looked This One Up On Google.
AMMFI = Acronyms Make Me Feel Important.
ROAU = Rate Of Acronym Use.
 
Obviously, this was done to destroy all the incriminating documents that were being stored at Manchester Packaging Co.
 
Did anyone actually see a tornado hit the schoolhouse. Where is all of the tornado debris? Cone section? Vortex section? The eye? Why didn't NORAD intercept this tornado?

In Missouri, 12-year-old Devin Wilburn said students at St. James Middle School had just completed a tornado drill. Thirty seconds later, they interrupted their science test to rush back into the hallway for the real thing.
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30 seconds!? Why the delay?
 
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Triterope said:
Obviously, this was done to destroy all the incriminating documents that were being stored at Manchester Packaging Co.
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I´ve learned that one of their employes, a man called Ralph, has an uncle who worked for the FBI some decades ago. Coincidence? :boggled:

I also agree with the tornado-deniers. The destruction could not have taken place the way the officials try to brainwash us - because the cellar was made of reinforced concrete. :boggled:

The owner of the Packaging Cooperation, a guy named Flurry Salvercream said in a TV-Interview: "What a mass!" - A clear sign that he was talking about weapons of MASS destruction. :boggled:

But the most interesting evidence is the molten wax they´ve found in the basement of the company. It was still there after weeks. A clear proof that someone tried to ignite a fuse to blow the holes into the roof. CONTROLLED DEMOLITION! :boggled:
 
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Guys guys we're missing teh point here.
Its about spreading the truth so that people WAKE UP and see that BUSH is the real problem here, not some "tornado" working out of caves in Minnesota or Illinois.
Its about the New Whirl Order!!
The Cyclonic Illuminati Masons.
 
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