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Top 500 Fundamentalist websites

Ladewig

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http://fundamentaltop500.com/

If anyone here is curious as to how Christian fundamentalists spend their time on the internet, he or she can see the 500 most frequently-visited fundamentalist websites.

Enjoy
 
What's 501 like? I suspect that is where real biblical truth is being hidden from the sectarian, heritical satan-worshiping fools found in the first 500.
 
brilliant :)

the first post i read from the fundamental forum http://www.fundamentalforums.com/showthread.php?p=145185#post145185


Noah, homosexuality, and the case for paleo-cloning technology
Elsewhere it has been argued with success that Noah maintained the largest repository of animal DNA ever assembled in his "Ark". Researchers have concluded that Noah's greatest contribution was not the ark that he built with alien assistance but the monumental task of cloning every animal from the DNA samples which he saved and protected on the ark.

Interestingly, research has come to light in recent years that relates this cloning operation to the story of Ham and the uncovering of Noah's nakedness after Noah became drunk. Alternate theories abound. However students of scripture, archaeology, and crypto-history alike are coming to some definite conclusions about just what really happened to Noah and Ham after the flood.

Scholars working from papyrus and copper scrolls found at Qumran, Masada, and Megiddo had been able to piece together a basic account of just exactly what happened.

Noah was not cultivating grapes to get drunk. Noah was operating a sophisticated scientific operation designed to reconstitute animals from the DNA samples he posessed. Ham was a necessary participant. Through an ingenious scientific process lost to history. Ham would seed the DNA into Noah's body. Noah acted as an incubator for the animal zygotes until they reached a certain level of development. At that point they would be transferred to the uterus of a cow or antelope.

At any one time, a hundred or more zygotes were living free in Noah's abdomen. It was Ham's job to "impregnate" Noah with the cloned embryos as each batch was ready. What was unknown to Noah however was that Ham had saved DNA from a dubious source prior to the flood.

Prior to the flood, Ham had been in a homosexual relationship with a member of the Nephilim, the giants in the land for which God sent the flood in the first place. The Nephilim were fallen from heaven along with their leader Satan. Ham combined the DNA from himself and this Nephilim and produced a clone. This clone he introduced into the body of Noah. This is the sin of Ham.

No one is quite sure where these desendents are today. Several races have been accused of being the descendants of Ham over the years. Anyone from the blacks of Africa to the Jews of Germany. One thing is certain, the Nephilim still exist in a mutated form in our world today.

animal impregnation, gay-bashing, anti-semitism, racism and ET all in one post.....you don't get bang for your buck like that on JREF.....:)

....and they have a forum "The Ladies Room"

As the name implies, a special forum just for the kinder, gentler gender...

probably to protect their women posters from all that rough and tough intellectual biblical debate that they wouldn't really undertand.....
 
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@andy^2: *jawdrop* ... Wait -- you mean that's NOT a parody? Hold on a mo, gotta pick my jaw back up so I can drop it again...

[edit] Not intentionally a parody, that is. The author seems to have stumbled upon it the wrong way 'round though.
 
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Funny thing is, they have a thread on Hovind's arrest...most of the posters don't really like ol' "Dr." Kent. THey think he's a wakko too. Maybe there's more there.
 
brilliant :)

the first post i read from the fundamental forum http://www.fundamentalforums.com/showthread.php?p=145185#post145185


Noah, homosexuality, and the case for paleo-cloning technology


animal impregnation, gay-bashing, anti-semitism, racism and ET all in one post.....you don't get bang for your buck like that on JREF.....:)

....and they have a forum "The Ladies Room"



probably to protect their women posters from all that rough and tough intellectual biblical debate that they wouldn't really undertand.....


Wow that is grade A crazy. Almost makes me think that I could find useful crazy there for running tabletop RPG's.

"The internet providing Crazy(and porn) to those who need it 24/7"
 
i don't know....i still think the fundamentalforums site is up there....

someone said

Why does it suck to be you?

and such was the offense caused, a new thread was opened to discuss

Foolcourt's Potty Mouth:

currently there's 16 pages on it....... :)

http://www.fundamentalforums.com/showthread.php?t=8698

You drink beer and she is apot mouth?

Whatever your conscience is willing to take.
The word is a referance to oral sex, period. Justifying it doesn't make it any less a curse word.

It wasn't funny Will. It was wrong for you AND her to use that word. Would you use it in the pulpit? She's an idiot. You seem to me to be a little more of a mature christian, you should know better.

Eph 4:29 Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers.

and my favorite....

Would you have made that same statement framed with the exact words you chose if Jesus was standing right in front of you?

christ....wonder what would happen if someone said ****?
 
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I love the Hitler quotes...no sense at all that they could be turned around and apply just as easilly to those who buy creationism and are religous as to those who follow the evidence and accept the fact of evolution.

I participated in this forum for several months.

The end came when Pope John Paul George & Ringo II died last year. Normally when someone is “demonized” it’s a figure of speech. Not with these folks.:eek:

Now I’m not a big supporter of the dead (or any) Pope, but I think my last post …(You know you’ve found the right religion when God hates the same people the you do)… hit several raw nerves.;)
 

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