slingblade
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You don't. You respond to each the same way. You want Silent Night? No problem. We'll follow it up with "Imagine". Nativity Scene? No problem. Where can we put the Maypole? Demand inclusion, not exclusion. You can't actually exclude it all, anyway. In honor of Easter, the Skeptics Society will have a library display honoring Carl Sagan. Not appropriate? Talk to my lawyer.
Seriously, your example isn't out of the bounds of reality. The school I taught at did things like that. But Carl Sagan isn't the Pope. Or an Imam. Or the Dalai Lama. I'd love more inclusiveness and less exclusion, absolutely! But I'm telling you, seriously and for true, time is the biggest enemy in this. Society, or more accurately, the "community," is such a close second, it's almost a tie.
Bear in mind, you have parents now who not only object to what you leave out (their religion), but who will object to what you include (someone else's religion). And as inclusive as you try to be, there's simply too much out there to potentially include. If you are going to be inclusive, you have to include even the minorities of one. If just one parent insists that you must be inclusive of his belief system, you'll have to try to accommodate it under an "allow them all" policy. Have you any idea how many folks there are who will insist you include some esoteric representation of their obscure (or newly-created) religion just to screw with the system? And under an inclusive policy, I'd have to let them.
Think also that there are certain religions to which parents will object no matter what. "I don't want my kids exposed to that _________ crap! It's Satanic, it's evil, it doesn't reflect our family values, our religious values, our national values!" Argh.
But understand that my biggest objection to this is not whether the parents are right, wrong, or indifferent.
It's that I don't. have. time. I don't have the time to add one more thing to my teaching day, and yet I am constantly handed new things to add anyway. And you want to add another when there's really no need? When religion can be served just fine outside the classroom? You want to give me one more thing, one more very important thing, to be responsible for?
Give me a break, please! Please? Pretty please?
One common response is that community and peer pressure will be against those demanding minority inclusion. You bet your sweet bippy it will be. Will there be fights? Yep. Bickering, strife. Yep. Those are all pretty liberal, too.
Yeah, I know, but under an inclusive program, I'll have to include them or get tied up in court trying to defend why I won't include them, why I'm discriminating against an obvious minority...dude, please.
Maybe, but I can "imagine".
Oh, I hear you. Really, I do. But honestly, if it means that much, you can send your kid to a religious school. You can even start your own school, with just your kids, or the whole neighborhood, and call it a charter school. You have alternatives besides asking me to do a job I'm not trained to do and don't want.
Besides, the school is my workplace. I'm an atheist. I don't want to have to come to work dreading celebrating yet another holiday to some imaginary figure instead of trying to educate my students. How much religiosity do you have to tolerate at work? I imagine the answer varies widely, and I also imagine some people put up with far more than they'd care to, but have nowhere they may appeal. Others would like to see more religion in the workplace, as long as it's their religion. And others, like you, may welcome everyone.
I can't think of any ill that will be corrected by adding more religion to our public schools, but I can think of several that will be created.