RandFan
Mormon Atheist
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I'm positive that real ghosts perpetrated those events, as they are known to rattle doorknobs and slide things off of kitchen tables. It's what they do!
I'm positive that real ghosts perpetrated those events, as they are known to rattle doorknobs and slide things off of kitchen tables. It's what they do!
I'm positive that real ghosts perpetrated those events, as they are known to rattle doorknobs and slide things off of kitchen tables. It's what they do!
Beady, I believe cloudshipsrule was joking.Do you mean to say that all of the human blood, sweat and treasure spent throughout the last 13 million years in attempting to rule the world, reach the stars, improve the quality of our existance, and find our place in the universe have resulted in the ability to eternally perform party tricks that can be done by anyone who is still living, anyway?
The utter banality of the world you've chosen to live in can only reduce a thoughtful person to tears. Whether of despair or laughter is another matter.
I was.
Why is it that ghosts are always doing "scary" things like rattling doorknobs and crockery? That isn't scary, it's annoying. If I were a ghost and people were photographing me in the kitchen, I'd grab a knife and cut one of their hands off. That would scare the HELL out of them.
Now, what would you know about that?And the sounds he made... P0rn film "dialogues"...