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Bumper sticker. . .(shudder)

One I've got on my car: "If they outlaw teaching evolution, only outlaws will evolve!"
 
So how fast do guardian angels fly? It must be less than, say 120kph for that bumper sticker to make sense.

And what about flying? If the guardian angel can't keep up with a fast car, a plane would be totall out of the question. It might take it days to catch up to you after you get to your destination... by which time you might be ready to come home. Yet more delays.

But you know what I'd do if I were a guardian angel and I knew my human planned to drive too fast? I'd just hitch a ride.
 
If it makes you feel better, I saw several bumperstickers in nearby Chapel Hill that read:

"Christians - can't live with them, can't throw them to the lions anymore..."

I'm still trying to find one for my car.

Wiccans - you cant just burn them at the stake anymore! :D
 
Here's a proposal:

Only the unevolved don't believe in evolution.

:D I love this one, and also 'Intelligent Design is Neither'.

I cannot believe there is a billboard in Kansas that says 'Evolution is a fairy tale for grownups.' No way! Talk about supreme irony. We have our share of fundies and literal creationists in this province, but I can't imagine a billboard like that being erected here. That is shameful.:eek:

I am not a fan of bumper stickers but I do have a Darwin fish plate on my trunk. I don't think anyone around here really 'gets it' though...the other day I was parked next to a van with a jesus fish on it and I had to smirk a bit when I noticed that.
 

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