Zoo Lion Kills Man

[headscratcher4]

KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060605...7LLYqqs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-

Even Sylvia might have got that one right....

 

[tkingdoll]

Sounds like an atheist protest!

The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists'

Way to prove a point, Mr Atheist.

Seriously though, this guy must have been mentally ill in some way, it's very sad.

 

[Doubt]

Alternative headline:

Lion gets sick after eating crazy human.

 

[HeavyAaron]

I don't remember Daniel volunteering for the lion's den...

Aaron

 

[Jorghnassen]

Another thread here.

Now what was that "God will save me" story again ...

 

[J. Arthur Hastur]

Claude Balls ladies and gentlemen, Claude balls.

 

[Meadmaker]

New front-runner for Darwin award announced today!

 

[shemp]

Sounds like an atheist protest!

Way to prove a point, Mr Atheist.

Seriously though, this guy must have been mentally ill in some way, it's very sad.

Proves nothing. Maybe this was [insert favorite deity here]'s way of calling him home.

 

[Jocko]

I think this thread should be more accurately entitled, "God kills man."

Word to the wise: never dare God to do anything. He hates that whiny passive-aggressive BS.

 

[headscratcher4]

I think this thread should be more accurately entitled, "God kills man."

Word to the wise: never dare God to do anything. He hates that whiny passive-aggressive BS.

Besides, the lion in her lion-way was praying for food and a show....I guess we know who god loves more...

 

[bluess]

I hope they won't be putting the lion down for doing what lions do.

 

[Gargoyle]

KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

And the score is: 1-0 to Darwin!

 

[SezMe]

Word to the wise: <snip>

And do you think, Jocko, there are many around here who qualify?

 

[Jocko]

And do you think, Jocko, there are many around here who qualify?

I think I can safely state that the number has been reduced by one by way of this incident.

Of course, if there's anyone who appreciates it (if he's capable), it's probably the Daniel Wannabe. Imagine spening eternity smacking your forehead and asking what you were thinking.

 

[bjb]

I think it shows that God does answer prayers, the prayers of lions, that it.

 

[lylfyl]

Didn't the exact same thing happen in Taiwan a year or two ago? Someone climbed in to the lion enclosure and started preaching.

 

[nightwind]

Lion

Sometimes being nutty can have very grave consequences.

 

[Jocko]

Sometimes being nutty can have very grave consequences.

I think that's the mane point, really.

 

[SuperCoolGuy]

I think that's the mane point, really.

I'd be lion if I didn't agree.

 

[Manny]

I think that's the mane point, really.

I'd be lion if I didn't agree.

You people have no pride.