Oops! He Did It Again. . .he listened to God.

[DJ Hexadecibel]

Pat Robertson is up to his old gimmicks again. Check out today's ThinkFast from http://www.thinkprogress.org concerning God's Right Hand Man:
http://www.usatoday.com/weather/news/2006-05-18-robertson-2006-prediction_x.htm?csp=34

Choice excerpts, WITH comments!

"Robertson has made the predictions at least four times in the past two weeks on his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded."

Well, let's just hope he doesn't apply for a meteorologist gig at a local news affiliate. I just don't think he'd be able to handle all those meteors, but then, as God's Right Hand Man. . .he'll spin scripture into gold...er, maybe gold plating. . .

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, "There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."

IF he heard HIM right. . .talking as if his faculties are already leaving him, for the Lord God Almighty does not mumble. As for the Pacific Northwest, the only advice I have: invest in surfboards and catch a wave, that is IF Pat heard Him right.

Well, let's hope our Pacific Tsunami Warning System is up to snuff:
http://usinfo.state.gov/xarchives/display.html?p=washfile-english&y=2006&m=May&x=20060508140756lcnirellep0.6328546&t=livefeeds/wf-latest.html

 

[shalomsteph]

Haven't "they" been predicting California will sink into the ocean for years?

I still hear that, when I tell people I am moving to the Bay area as soon as my kids are grown. I just shake my head....

 

[DJ Hexadecibel]

Ah yes. . .Arizona Bay. . .

"I used to love to call LA when I lived in New York: 'What're y'all doin'? Talkin' to TV producers, huh? Bummer! Me? . . . I'm readin' a BOOK! Yeah, we're thinking back East! Yeah, we're EVO-LVING! Is that the big one I hear in the background? BYE, YOU LIZARD SCUM, BYE!!' (whooosh) AH hahahahah. . .it's gone it's gone it's gone. All the sh***y shows are gone, all the people screamin' in the f***in' wind are dead, I love it. Leaving nothing but a cool, beautiful serenity CALLED: Arizona Bay. . . That's right, when LA falls in the f***in ocean and if flushed away all it'll leave, is Arizona Bay. . ."

I still miss him. . .

"I am one of the many fans of Bill Hicks. I listen to him year after year. He was hilarious, brilliant, brave and right about everything. Send copies of his records to George W. Bush immediately. Play them in schools, over the national airwaves and everywhere else before it's too late." -Henry Rollins

 

[ReFLeX]

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, "There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."

He sounds like a cheap psychic.

 

[DJ Hexadecibel]

He sounds like a cheap psychic.

Whether he's hearing God or Ramtha, it's still a voice in his head. . .and that worries me. I mean, I'll have whole conversations with the people in my head, I'm just not going to bloody BROADCAST it or anything. . .and if I did, I'd write it into a hilarious sitcom.

 

[Moon-Spinner]

Haven't "they" been predicting California will sink into the ocean for years?

I still hear that, when I tell people I am moving to the Bay area as soon as my kids are grown. I just shake my head....

California will not sink into the ocean, but take heed and have warm clothes with you when you move to the Bay area, because you'll be merging with Alaska soon!!!

 

[DJ Hexadecibel]

Oops. . .he's claiming again. . .

Pat Robertson is 76 years old. . .and he claims he can break a weight lifting record. . .with his legs. On ThinkProgress today:

2000 lbs: Weight 76-year-old Pat Robertson claims he can leg press thanks to his “age defying protein shake.”
Clay Travis at CBS Sportsline notes “That would mean a 76-year-old man broke the all-time Florida State University leg press record by 665 pounds over Dan Kendra. 665 pounds. Further, when he set the record, they had to modify the leg press machine to fit 1,335 pounds of weight. Plus, Kendra’s capillaries in his eyes burst. Burst.”

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