Well, it's obvious what you're trying to do. You saw Cleon made my sig line by calling me a racist and you got all envious and figured anything he could do, so could you, so you call me a "fundy christian (sic) wackjob."
Sorry, I'm bumping up on the 500 character limit, and your slur isn't any better than Cleon's, and not nearly as imaginative as Orwell's, so you're S.O.L. Keep working at it, though; if you want to improve your invective, I recommend you have someone start reading Mark Twain to you regularly.