Hu's In The White House

[Mephisto]

Dubya: Alright, what we got going on today?

Rumsfeld: Well, we're meeting with Chinese diplomats today, sir.

Dubya: Who is in the White House?

Rumsfeld: That's right, sir.

Dubya: No wait, what's this Chinese diplomat's name?

Rumsfeld: Hu, sir.

Dubya: The Chinese diplomat, Dadgummit!

Rumsfeld: Heheh, I've taken the liberty of inviting the Secretary of Labor to dinner tonight.

Dubya: Oh ah, . . . . ummmm

Rumsfeld: Chao, sir.

Dubya: Yeah, tonight, I know. You know the Chinese, will there be rice?

Rumsfeld: Yes sir, she's been invited as well.

Dubya: Who?

Rumsfeld: Yes, Mrs. Hu will be there too

Dubya: Dagnabbit!

 

[Amapola]

I can just hear it.......

And of course there was the obligatory gaffe, where an announcer accidentally referred to China by the official name for Taiwan. Oops! That must have made Hu happy....... link....... I feel sorry for the announcer, you would think they would let him in on stuff like that.

 

[Mephisto]

I can just hear it.......

And of course there was the obligatory gaffe, where an announcer accidentally referred to China by the official name for Taiwan. Oops! That must have made Hu happy....... link....... I feel sorry for the announcer, you would think they would let him in on stuff like that.

The announcer was later taken out back and beaten. We have a "no-nonsense, no free-speech" agreement with the Chinese.

 

[Rob Lister]

Your joke has already been threaded. Manny did it better.

 

[Amapola]

Manny did it better.

A matter of opinion, surely?

 

[Mephisto]

Your joke has already been threaded. Manny did it better.

Yay for Manny!

He should be disturbed that we think alike.