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Condi Drops a Watermelon

Rob Lister said:
I would love to come up with an analogy for Clause, but since I didn't grow up in ...whatever ed-forsaken country he is from, I can't.
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If Hans lives 1.45 kilometres away from the police station, and can type 65 words per minute, how much of a satirical play about Jesus Christ can he write before he risks prosecution for blasphemy?
 
If a European country's population is 37 million and 10% of its population is Muslim, and the non-Muslim population is stagnant at 0% growth per year, while the native Muslim population has a growth rate of 2.5% a year, and approximately 15,000 Muslims are immigrating to that country per year, how long will it be before the prime minister is beheaded?

There: Managed to insult two groups in one question.
 
Claus, many of the more racist white people in this country regularly continue to use the fried chicken/watermelon stereotype against African Americans. Where the stereotype originated, how accurate it is, and how stupid stereotypes in general are makes no difference. It's a stereotype that everyone here is familiar with, and I'm not sure you understand just how offensive it is. It's not something obscure or archaic.
 
And as I showed even from an outsiders viewpoint a critical examination of the old and new question does show there is some reason to be at least curious as to what the intent behind the change was.
 
jj said:
And carrying big knives and saying "this is noife" :D
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That's not a knife, that's a spoon. I've played knifey/spooney before. :D

This whole thing is absurd. Just change Condi to throwing a bowling ball and be done with it.
 
Zbu said:
That's not a knife, that's a spoon. I've played knifey/spooney before. :D

This whole thing is absurd. Just change Condi to throwing a bowling ball and be done with it.
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What, you think Black people lay eggs the size of bowling balls?

Look spaz, I don't think this forum should tolerate such racism...


P.S. Condi is the republican's best chance for both nomination and election. The only problem is, she's too freaking smart to even consider running. She wants to be commisionar of baseball instead. That pisses me off because I think baseball sucks even more than U.S. politics. Sure, I could go on, and on, and on about have freaking sexy that kind of smart is but I shan't. Instead, I'll just leave it to Clause to ask the inevitable question, "Are you going to answer the question?"
 
Rob Lister said:
P.S. Condi is the republican's best chance for both nomination and election. The only problem is, she's too freaking smart to even consider running. She wants to be commisionar of baseball instead.
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Football.
That pisses me off because I think baseball sucks even more than U.S. politics.
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That's because you hate America.
 
Joshua Korosi said:
It's a stereotype that everyone here is familiar with, and I'm not sure you understand just how offensive it is. It's not something obscure or archaic.
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If Claus still has any questions he should Google "Watermelon" and the "n" word. He'll get almost 80,000 hits, the first page of which is mostly links to sites that are so repellent they make you wonder if the first amendment was such a good idea after all.
 
football, baseball, whats the diff.

I hate baseball!

And as a white guy, I don't much care for watermellon or chicken. It's a white thing, you wouldn't understand.

Disclaimer: Rob actually likes chicken quite a bit and does a mean fried chicken dinner with mashed potatos, gravy, black-eyed peas (no offense!) and baked apples (not strictly traditional but a nice match nonetheless). But Rob really doesn't like watermellon because he hates being so Danish as to actually spit out the seeds.
 
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BPSCG said:
If Claus still has any questions he should Google "Watermelon" and the "n" word. He'll get almost 80,000 hits, the first page of which is mostly links to sites that are so repellent they make you wonder if the first amendment was such a good idea after all.
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Guess old prejudices die hard in some places.
 
A cretin who butters his bread with lard drops a pint of beer over the side of a 30 meter building. How long does it take before he jumps after it?

You need a good understanding of infinitesimals to answer, though.
 
Dr Adequate said:
So now the Republicans are hurling cucurbitaceae?
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Cool word, cucurbitaceae. If I knew what it meant, I'd hurl more.

Having just looked up the word (and it remains a cool word in my opinion) I can only say that your post is a strong evidence that you do not really understand the conservative mindset.

I'd say 'republican' mindset, but since you also don't understand the difference between the two, I figure that too is no use explaining.


Still, cucurbitaceae is a cool word
 
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You WILL refain from anymore racist statments about Gallagher. Failure to do so will get you banned.
 
Rob Lister said:
And as a white guy, I don't much care for watermellon or chicken. It's a white thing, you wouldn't understand.
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I'm a white guy, too. I looooove fried chicken and am fairly indifferent to Watermellon.

But I'm also from Missouri and we were big flip-floppers during the Civil War.
 
Well, there ya' go. yet another racist statement from a Missouri flip-flopper.

Need I say more?

CL, I'll be happy to now answer any questions you may demand.
 
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