Chiropractor claims he can go back in time

[tkingdoll]

Whew! Do you smell something?

Is it the smell of comedy genius?

 

[Azrael 5]

Back toe the future would have won it!!

 

[Mr. Scott]

Here's the time-traveling chiropractor's web site: http://www.bahlaqeem.com/

I just invited him to apply for the challenge. Text of my email to him follows:

<< I just read about your Bahlaqeem treatment in the news. James Randi is offering one million dollars to anyone who can prove a paranormal claim. Yours definitely qualifies, in my opinion. To learn more, go to their web site http://www.randi.org/ and click on "Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge."

Good Luck!
>>

 

[Tirdun]

I can go back in time to fix any problems you have. I'm so good, in fact, that you won't even remember having the problem, since in the new timeline you never did! It's amazing!

You know that missing toe you have? Of course not! I went back in time and prevented you from accidently cutting it off during the lumberjack competition. What, you don't remember the lumberjack competition? Of course not! I carefully prevented you from becoming a lumberjack! My powers astound even me sometimes.

 

[Hindmost]

This guy should go back in time and learn science. If he doesn't pass, then he has to stay there and leave us alone.

glenn

 

[tsg]

This guy should go back in time and learn science. If he doesn't pass, then he has to stay there and leave us alone.

Where he can do more damage? I say send him 10,000 years in the future where he can't bother us.

 

[Hindmost]

Where he can do more damage? I say send him 10,000 years in the future where he can't bother us.

you have a point...perhaps even further into the future when the sun becomes a red giant.

glenn