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[Orwell]

Click here!

 

[Zep]

Kewl!!

 

[Cain]

Welcome to four months ago.

 

[Orwell]

Welcome to four months ago.

Well, sorry if this was posted before. I didn't know.

 

[KelvinG]

Well, sorry if this was posted before. I didn't know.

Hey, if it was posted before, I never saw it. So, I'm glad you posted it cause it's damn funny!

 

[Cain]

It's still funny. I'm glad you posted it.

I especially like the morality thermometer.

 

[Amapola]

That was very funny, thank you!

 

[Nancarrow]

"Remember that the more you talk about Jesus, the less you need to act like him!"

Nice.

 

[Mycroft]

It was pretty funny, I sent it to my wife.

The problem, of course, is that it lacks any message deeper than "Republicans bad."

 

[Orwell]

Of course it does, Mycroft! It's satire!

 

[Mycroft]

Of course it does, Mycroft! It's satire!

I'm aware of that, and I thought it funny enough to send along to my wife.

However it is also symptomatic of a larger problem with the Democratic party; that they lack a more coherent message than "Republicans bad."

 

[Mark]

I'm aware of that, and I thought it funny enough to send along to my wife.

However it is also symptomatic of a larger problem with the Democratic party; that they lack a more coherent message than "Republicans bad."

True enough. On the other hand, what is the Republican message other than "Liberals and Democrats evil?"

 

[Mycroft]

True enough. On the other hand, what is the Republican message other than "Liberals and Democrats evil?"

Are you kidding? The Republicans are telling us that we're gonna bring freedom and Democracy to Iraq and simultaneously stabilize that region making us safer at home. In doing so they're gonna spread American values throughout the world, creating prosperity and equal rights for all. They're gonna cut our taxes, stimulating our economy making us all rich. They're gonna change Social Security so everybody’s Mom will be taken care of in their old age.

Is the message true? For the most part, I don't think so, but lacking a coherent opposing message from the Dems, it will still win.

 

[RandFan]

I'm aware of that, and I thought it funny enough to send along to my wife.

However it is also symptomatic of a larger problem with the Democratic party; that they lack a more coherent message than "Republicans bad."

It is damn funny but you are right.

Democrat Platform: Republicans are cold hearted, lying, racist, sexist, homo-phobes.

 

[ImaginalDisc]

It is damn funny but you are right.

Democrat Platform: Republicans are cold hearted, lying, racist, sexist, homo-phobes.

But it's a platform we can all agree on.

 

[Cylinder]

It is damn funny but you are right.

Democrat Platform: Republicans are cold hearted, lying, racist, sexist, homo-phobes.

You forgot Haliburton.

 

[RandFan]

But it's a platform we can all agree on.

Sure, become one with the Borg, resistance is futile.

 

[RandFan]

You forgot Haliburton.

Yeah, and "culture of corruption". I love sound bites. No thinking required.

 

[Mark]

Are you kidding? The Republicans are telling us that we're gonna bring freedom and Democracy to Iraq and simultaneously stabilize that region making us safer at home. In doing so they're gonna spread American values throughout the world, creating prosperity and equal rights for all. They're gonna cut our taxes, stimulating our economy making us all rich. They're gonna change Social Security so everybody’s Mom will be taken care of in their old age.

Is the message true? For the most part, I don't think so, but lacking a coherent opposing message from the Dems, it will still win.

Well, given that the American public loves being lied to (overall) I guess I agree with you.

 

[Mark]

Yeah, and "culture of corruption". I love sound bites. No thinking required.

Denial requires no thinking either.