Trump's Second Term

[PitPat]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2107974260551807199

Melanie calls him sir.

Isn't a story that begins with "They said 'sir'," automatically make it a lie?

 

[jimbob]

Did anyone claim their free Trump knife?

Is it the poop knife

 

[Jack by the hedge]

My guess is the TACO crime family is seeing very little of the proceeds of their crimes. The money keeps getting siphoned off by the likes of Bessent and Nutlick.

My guess is he's just cheap. He could afford to blow thousands on luxury suits, and he could hand the bill to the taxpayers anyway, but it bothers him to waste money on expensive fancy tailors. That feels like losing. Spending much less feels like winning. He knows a guy...

 

[Andy_Ross]

Hank Desmond is a satire account.

What gives it away?

 

[Andy_Ross]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump

Mohammed El-Sayed is a terrible Candidate for the Dumocrats.
While his opponent, Mike Rogers, is an extremely good one, Mohammed goes back to the days of the Jihad.
He is a RADICAL Extremist, Terrorist Sympathizer, and no different from his best friend, America Hating Hasan Piker.
How's France doing? Mohammed's Values are not exactly those of Michiganders, or those of our Great United States of America!
He is WRONG for Michigan, and WRONG for America.
VOTE FOR MIKE ROGERS HE HAS MY COMPLETE AND TOTAL ENDORSEMENT, AND WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
President DONALD J. TRUMP

 

[Flo]

My guess is that he wouldn't stay still for a fitting, it would be like a toddler being measured for a suit for a wedding.

but with far worse manners.

 

[Flo]

My guess is he's just cheap. He could afford to blow thousands on luxury suits, and he could hand the bill to the taxpayers anyway, but it bothers him to waste money on expensive fancy tailors. That feels like losing. Spending much less feels like winning. He knows a guy...

"I know a guy …" is a byword for "I'm a tasteless, pretentious, wannabe elite who cannot afford the original, mostly because no real luxury artisan will ever waste his time or reputation to deal with me".

 

[Foster Zygote]

 

[Reformed Offlian]

Worst. Haiku. Ever.
View attachment 76579

The world of doo
Is a world of doo

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump wants a new Camp David-like retreat at his Florida golf club

The club would foot constructions costs as a "gift" to Americans and provide free memberships to future presidents - and accommodations to visiting foreign dignitaries...

"It's only about two minutes away from the airport … and they could spend the weekend there, like a retreat, like a sort of Camp David retreat," Trump said on Wednesday.

Asked by reporters if he would call the new presidential retreat at his golf club "Camp Donald", Trump replied, "Well, it's already called Trump International. It's one of the best golf courses in the world."...

Trump said at the Oval Office on Wednesday that Secret Service officials first suggested the idea of using the golf club as a presidential retreat, and that he thinks it is "a great idea"

"It's about as safe as they could possibly get," he said...

"This wouldn't be for me," Trump told reporters in the Oval Office on Wednesday. "This would be for all future presidents...

Trump wants a new Camp David retreat at his posh Florida golf club

Trump's estate would stand in stark contrast to the rustic Camp David and mark another tradition transformed by Trump.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Fast Eddie B]

Who is that woman (?) in red?

I think you’re referring to Susan Dell. Wife of Michael Dell of Dell Computer fame.

Her “transformation” has been and continues to be the subject of mockery and disdain.

I find it just very, very sad.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Stephen Miller
@StephenM

The Democrats would like every town in America to have its own Mogadishu.

Link

 

[Andy_Ross]

The White House
@WhiteHouse

Before launching Trump Accounts, 38% of Americans did not own a stock.

Now, every member of the next generation will have an investment account, and will benefit from our booming economy.

https://trumpaccounts.gov

Link

 

[Andy_Ross]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Chris LaCivita and James Blair are outside consultants.
They do not work for me, other than as outside consultants.
They most likely have numerous clients, but for that, you would have to ask them.
They are allowed to do work for others, just like all consultants in Washington, D.C.
I do not have any idea who else they work for but will, on reflection, ask them and, if there’s a conflict, I will terminate them, immediately!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
President DONALD J. TRUMP

 

[Andy_Ross]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Ladies and Gentlemen, upon information and belief, James TalaFREAKo, who is running for the United States Senate in Texas, is MISSING IN ACTION!
No one has seen him for an extended period of time.
Where is he? What is wrong with him?
Bad rumors are coming out.
He should immediately report to a Debate Stage against Ken Paxton, who is ready, willing, and able, one of the best Attorney Generals in the Country, and will soon be, hopefully, a United States Senator representing the Great People of Texas!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
President DONALD J. TRUMP

 

[Andy_Ross]

The White House
@WhiteHouse

TODAY: President Trump honors our great science and technology leaders at the White House, with the National Medal of Science and the National Medal of Technology and Innovation.

 

[W.D.Clinger]

Did anyone claim their free Trump knife?

I collect knives; not that one.

It seems the knife is advertised to be 'a sleek & stylish spring assisted knife that comes with rapid-deploy mechanism that is enabled with a swift click or flick to reveal a razor sharp 3.5 inch blade forged with 1065 surgical stainless steel '.

(1065 is not a stainless steel.)

 

[a_unique_person]

It seems the knife is advertised to be 'a sleek & stylish spring assisted knife that comes with rapid-deploy mechanism that is enabled with a swift click or flick to reveal a razor sharp 3.5 inch blade forged with 1065 surgical stainless steel '.

(1065 is not a stainless steel.)

Nope. I still don't know if this is real or not.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Ladies and Gentlemen, upon information and belief, James TalaFREAKo, who is running for the United States Senate in Texas, is MISSING IN ACTION!
No one has seen him for an extended period of time.
Where is he? What is wrong with him?
Bad rumors are coming out.
He should immediately report to a Debate Stage against Ken Paxton, who is ready, willing, and able, one of the best Attorney Generals in the Country, and will soon be, hopefully, a United States Senator representing the Great People of Texas!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
President DONALD J. TRUMP

This extended period of time, are we talking 'Mitch McConnell Period of Absence' extended or is it much briefer, like the period between you publicly ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ yourself?

 

[a_unique_person]

Trump hands out Presidential Medal of Freedom to whoever he can think of.

Column: How Trump cheapened one of America's highest honors, the Medal of Freedom

Kennedy awarded the medal to Ralph Bunche and E.B. White. Reagan bestowed it on Mother Teresa. Trump gave it to ... Devin Nunes?

www.latimes.com

The party of “law and order” just rampaged through the Capitol, bludgeoning a police officer to death and calling for the lynching of the vice president. The party’s leader, President Trump, has pardoned a rogues’ gallery of thieves and murderers. And now, in a last-gasp effort to prove there is nothing that Trump won’t defile, he’s been handing out Medals of Freedom like Chiclets to his unprincipled political acolytes and enablers.

Then came Trump. Over the course of his tenure, Trump has awarded the medal to 24 civilians, 14 of whom are athletes. He has honored only three women, including golfer Annika Sörenstam; Miriam Adelson, the wife of his largest campaign contributor, the late Sheldon Adelson; and Olympic gold medalist Babe Didrikson Zaharias (who died in 1956).

Trump has used the country’s highest civilian honor to reward his most fervent supporters — angry, divisive partisans like Rush Limbaugh (who coined the term “feminazi”), Rep. Jim “Shouty” Jordan and, of course, his favorite cow-suing congressman, Rep. Devin Nunes.