Trump's Second Term

[Stacyhs]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump

CNN and MSDNC's Ratings have dropped considerably.
The primary reason is NO CREDIBILITY!
They only write badly about a man who won the Election IN A GIANT LANDSLIDE, winning all 7 Swing States, the Popular Vote, and 86% of the Counties, etc., and whose Popularity has grown because of the unprecedented SUCCESS our Country is having on both the World Stage, and at home.
CNN and MSDNC, to show you how fake they are, today refused to cover one of the Biggest and Most Beautiful Events to take place in many years, the arrival at the White House of the Highly Respected President of China, Xi Jinping, and his beautiful wife, Madam Peng.
The event was magnificent - Actually made for Television but, because they're Fake News, and because they knew how good it would be, they didn't want credit to be given to "TRUMP," they refused to be there.
That's why they have such poor Ratings.
Tonight's State Dinner at the White House, for President Xi, will be spectacular!
The Media will be in attendance.
President DONALD J. TRUMP

 

[Andy_Ross]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

A big day with President Xi of China.
Super Intelligence (SI) will be a big topic of discussion, but I want to leave it exactly where it is.
That is China’s position also.
Our guardrail is the DOJ!
President DJT

 

[Trebuchet]

So far he's renamed, without any authority to do so, the Gulf of Mexico, the Department of Defense, Lake Ontario, and now Artificial Intelligence.
What a Maroon.

 

[EHocking]

Mr. Beast for president!

(Don't think for a second it couldn't happen.)


President Beast!
.

Well… he’s been accused of emotional abuse of his employees and having a toxic workplace environment a well as a (current) sexual harassment suit against him.

So we’ll qualified for the position of US president by the sounds of it.

 

[TragicMonkey]

Well… he’s been accused of emotional abuse of his employees and having a toxic workplace environment a well as a (current) sexual harassment suit against him.

So we’ll qualified for the position of US president by the sounds of it.

Also he has the soulless dead eyes of a taxidermied shark. I'm sure that's not a good sign.

 

[EHocking]

So far he's renamed, without any authority to do so, the Gulf of Mexico, the Department of Defense, Lake Ontario, and now Artificial Intelligence.
What a Maroon.

Now to be referred to as “Super Maroon”.

 

[dudalb]

Trump is beginning to remind me of the Cryptkeeper in the HBO series.
Good sereis, although I wish they would have had more episodes taken from the classic EC horror comics.

 

[a_unique_person]

In July, Donald Trump gave a speech saying DHS had found a combined 278,000 non-citizens on the rolls in Nevada, California, Pennsylvania and New Jersey. Follow-up letters to each of those states weakened the claim, saying there only could be as many as 278,000 non-citizens on the rolls, including up to 15,903 in Nevada.

In August, DHS officials told staffers in the Nevada secretary of state’s office that they had reviewed the numbers and confirmed only 185 were non-citizens. DHS officials said they still needed to review more than 14,000 records.

But on Wednesday, Nevada election officials said they had reviewed the 185 records DHS sent them and confirmed they were US citizens. “As for the 185 individuals, our records indicate that they were citizens. You have provided nothing of substance to suggest otherwise,” Greg Ott, a deputy attorney general, wrote to DHS this week in an email obtained by the New York Times and Nevada Independent.

Nearly 200 people wrongly identified on Nevada’s voter rolls as non-citizens

State election officials said they reviewed 185 records homeland security sent them and confirmed they were US citizens

www.theguardian.com

 

[P.J. Denyer]

That doesn't require sex. A turkey baster will do.

An eye dropper would have granted a more authentic experience.

 

[Armitage72]

Trump is beginning to remind me of the Cryptkeeper in the HBO series.
Good sereis, although I wish they would have had more episodes taken from the classic EC horror comics.

All but two episodes were adapted from EC Comics stories, but they adapted Shock SuspenStories in addition to the three horror comics. That was the source of the non-supernatural stories.

List of Tales from the Crypt episodes - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Shock SuspenStories - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Andy_Ross]

Well… he’s been accused of emotional abuse of his employees and having a toxic workplace environment a well as a (current) sexual harassment suit against him.

So we’ll qualified for the position of US president by the sounds of it.

Also his string of business ventures outside YouTube fail as regularly as Donald's.
His Beast burger, the theme park in Saudi Arabia, children's toy range, Lunchly children's food range that was going to rival Lunchables and his crypto scam (covered by Coffeezilla).
Not forgetting his universally panned game show on Amazon and now his sci-fi novel 'co-authored' by James Patterson.

 

[Andy_Ross]

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Now to be referred to as “Super Maroon”.

If he's some kind of super maroon, I think it has to be a super maroon walrus.

Supermarine Walrus - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Andy_Ross]

If he's some kind of super maroon, I think it has to be a super maroon walrus.

Supermarine Walrus - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Why? The Shagbat was a fantastic aircraft.
It saved the lives of thousands of downed aircrew.

It looks cumbersome now but it was designed to do a specific job and did it very well

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Why? The Shagbat was a fantastic aircraft.

Just the name. I think "walrus" suits him.

It's not like Trump is going to rescue anyone from the sea. He'd prefer his planes fire missiles at them to make sure they're dead, whoever the hell they were.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Just the name. I think "walrus" suits him.

It's not like Trump is going to rescue anyone from the sea. He'd prefer his planes fire missiles at them to make sure they're dead, whoever the hell they were.

I think he's more the Egg Man, ("No he's not" says Little Natalie)

 

[Tero]

They are just doing the Kim Jong Un thing: inspecting things.

kj (@_kj.rose) on Threads

Trump just brought Xi Jinping onto Marine One, a U.S. military aircraft used to transport the president. 🤦🏾‍♂️ First, we’re hearing about classified military parts being sent to China, and now Trump is giving Xi a firsthand look at how the president travels and operates. This is absolutely...

www.threads.com

 

[TragicMonkey]

Why? The Shagbat was a fantastic aircraft.

How on earth is there not a British TV series called "Shagbat" about the horny crew of such a vehicle?

 

[Jack by the hedge]

How on earth is there not a British TV series called "Shagbat" about the horny crew of such a vehicle?

Flying around and picking up sailors, and getting paid for it. Innuendo beckons.

 

[Tero]

But Trump made a deal!

James Gearns (@jamesgearns) on Threads

The verbal word salads used to answer simple yes or bo questions is a sight to behold. All in the name of protecting the for profit health care industry. 🤬

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