Trump's Second Term

[Stacyhs]

JESUS MOTHER OF ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ CHRIST ON A GODDAMN ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ POGO STICK!!! YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ MAN-BABY THIS UNIVERSE HAS EVER PRODUCED!!! YOU ARE A GIANT FESTERING PUSTULE ON A DEAD ELEPHANT'S ASS!!! A WORTHLESS BRAIN-ROTTED FERRET-FACED SKUNK-SCENTED RABIES-INFESTED WEASEL!!! YOU ARE STUPIDER THAN ANY PIECE OF INANIMATE MATTER ANYWHERE IN EXISTENCE!!! I WOULD RATHER FIND A ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ TON OF DOG ◊◊◊◊ IN A GIANT BAG SET AFLAME ON MY DOORSTEP THAN TO SEE YOU STANDING THERE!!! I WOULD RATHER LICK THE ENTIRE INSIDE SURFACE OF A HEAVILY-USED GARBAGE TRUCK THAN HAVE TO BE ANYWHERE WITHIN A MILLION MILES OF YOU!!! YOU AREN'T IN THE BLACK HOLE OF STUPID, YOU ARE THE BLACK HOLE OF STUPID!!! HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR ENOUGH HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU TO GET THROUGH TO THE VACUUM THAT IS EMPTIER THAN DEEP SPACE THAT RESIDES IN YOUR INCREDIBLY THICK SKULL???

P.S.: I LOATHE YOU WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING!!! AFTER YOU DIE OF EATING TOO MANY BIG MACS, I WANT TO BE THE FIRST TO ◊◊◊◊ UPON YOUR GRAVE!!!

* Him, not you.

Sorry, you'll have to get in line with the rest of us.

 

[grunion]

So if I’m reading this correctly, a powerful cult of ultra-wealthy end times fascists are basically doing whatever they possibly can to hasten the Armageddon because they are well prepared for its aftermath. Or so they believe.

 

[Norman Alexander]

So if I’m reading this correctly, a powerful cult of ultra-wealthy end times fascists are basically doing whatever they possibly can to hasten the Armageddon because they are well prepared for its aftermath. Or so they believe.

The solution is to hasten this End Times scenario where they go to the comet...but just for them.

 

[a_unique_person]

And the inevitable:


How much is stupidity, how much is senility?

Trump wants to create another Great Depression. Lowest interest rates ever.

 

[The Atheist]

So if I’m reading this correctly, a powerful cult of ultra-wealthy end times fascists are basically doing whatever they possibly can to hasten the Armageddon because they are well prepared for its aftermath. Or so they believe.

100%.

I'm sure there was a thread about MAGA being an apocalyptic cult that got pooh-poohed a couple of years ago.

The naysayers might like to revisit that about now.

 

[Ranb]

Donald isn't going to like this

No kidding.

https://apnews.com/article/canada-europe-trump-tariffs-4078e9549ff9caa5ded08f7dd2f99065

President Donald Trump suggested that the European Union allowing Canada to become an associate member could be a “hostile act” and threatened to respond to the proposed move by imposing more tariffs on the bloc.

Trump conditioned his threat Wednesday on the “intention” of European leaders, saying that, “If it’s a good intention, that’s fine. If it’s a bad intention, we’ll put very heavy tariffs on Europe.” He also suggested the U.S. could cut off trade with Europe in certain areas.

Trump called the prospect of Canada joining the EU “laughable” and called America’s neighbor a “terrible trade partner.”

I figured hostile was invasions and bombings. Trump's threat to drive up prices for American consumers is not the flex he imagines it to be.

 

[Resume]

JFC, but I'm afraid the dems won't know how to use this, and ◊◊◊◊ up the mid-terms even worse than the cheaters will ◊◊◊◊ it up.

 

[Norman Alexander]

No kidding.

https://apnews.com/article/canada-europe-trump-tariffs-4078e9549ff9caa5ded08f7dd2f99065

I figured hostile was invasions and bombings. Trump's threat to drive up prices for American consumers is not the flex he imagines it to be.

Australia is watching this. And we are already in Eurovision!

 

[a_unique_person]

Trump wants to create another Great Depression. Lowest interest rates ever.

Damn. Ninja'd by The Onion.

 

[Stacyhs]

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JFC, but I'm afraid the dems won't know how to use this, and ◊◊◊◊ up the mid-terms even worse than the cheaters will ◊◊◊◊ it up.

It might get through to Independent voters and non-Maga cultists. The Maga cultist will still believe whatever Dear Leader tells them. Fully 1/3rd of American voters couldn't wipe the dribble from their own chins.

 

[jimbob]

This made me laugh:

Check out the reply to that in this one

Rule 10 (and possibly 9) in image in tweet.

 

[jimbob]

100%.

I'm sure there was a thread about MAGA being an apocalyptic cult that got pooh-poohed a couple of years ago.

The naysayers might like to revisit that about now.

There's certainly a subset of the religious right who are looking forward to the biblical version and want to help it along.

Then you get the tech bros

 

[The Atheist]

Check out the reply to that in this one

It's great when the jokes write themselves.

 

[The Atheist]

There's certainly a subset of the religious right who are looking forward to the biblical version and want to help it along.

Then you get the tech bros

Hegseth gave Revelatory reasons for Iran and Vance is happy to bring it on the Apocalypse.

Having a government made up of people that crazy is disturbing.

 

[jimbob]

It's great when the jokes write themselves.

Personally I prefer it when they don't involve people with military pr paramilitary power.

But I guess Kash really screwed the pooch in that hearing.

 

[Darat]

All the bitchin' and pissin' and moanin' about Powell but his man Warsh handed him another L. Well, them ketchup bottles ain't gonna throw themselves.

Yeah Natalie will need to start strengthen her throwing arm!

 

[Helen]

US deficit trade countries that Donny should no longer trade with:

• China: ~$202.1 billion
• Mexico: ~$196.9 billion
• Vietnam: ~$178.2 billion
• Taiwan: ~$146.8 billion
• Ireland: ~$114.2 billion
• Germany: ~$73.0 billion
• Thailand: ~$71.9 billion
• Japan: ~$63.9 billion
• India: ~$58.2 billion
• South Korea: ~$56.4 billion

I wonder where the US will get all its stuff from, once Trump stops trade with every deficit trade country, and every country he thinks is taking advantage of the US? Or just has decided he doesn't like?

But I forget; factories are being built all over the US, at a rate never seen before!

Or should that be "never seen"?

 

[P.J. Denyer]

JESUS MOTHER OF ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ CHRIST ON A GODDAMN ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ POGO STICK!!! YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ MAN-BABY THIS UNIVERSE HAS EVER PRODUCED!!! YOU ARE A GIANT FESTERING PUSTULE ON A DEAD ELEPHANT'S ASS!!! A WORTHLESS BRAIN-ROTTED FERRET-FACED SKUNK-SCENTED RABIES-INFESTED WEASEL!!! YOU ARE STUPIDER THAN ANY PIECE OF INANIMATE MATTER ANYWHERE IN EXISTENCE!!! I WOULD RATHER FIND A ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ TON OF DOG ◊◊◊◊ IN A GIANT BAG SET AFLAME ON MY DOORSTEP THAN TO SEE YOU STANDING THERE!!! I WOULD RATHER LICK THE ENTIRE INSIDE SURFACE OF A HEAVILY-USED GARBAGE TRUCK THAN HAVE TO BE ANYWHERE WITHIN A MILLION MILES OF YOU!!! YOU AREN'T IN THE BLACK HOLE OF STUPID, YOU ARE THE BLACK HOLE OF STUPID!!! HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR ENOUGH HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU TO GET THROUGH TO THE VACUUM THAT IS EMPTIER THAN DEEP SPACE THAT RESIDES IN YOUR INCREDIBLY THICK SKULL???

P.S.: I LOATHE YOU WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING!!! AFTER YOU DIE OF EATING TOO MANY BIG MACS, I WANT TO BE THE FIRST TO ◊◊◊◊ UPON YOUR GRAVE!!!

* Him, not you.

So.. Can we put you down as a 'maybe'?

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Thank God the camels were consenting.

Judging by the look so often on Kash's face he was on the wrong side of a Tijuana Donkey Show and the flashbacks won't let up.

 

[Andy_Ross]

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