How to increase your IQ level ?

[Thermal]

I do believe we're being punked.

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

And in the end, it's like a nine inch penis*. It's what you do with it that counts, not the having of it with no purpose.

*See what I did there?

 

[Thermal]

And in the end, it's like a nine inch penis

Can't relate to, nor do I want to imagine, a nine inch penis in the end.

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Can't relate to, nor do I want to imagine, a nine inch penis in the end.

I can state authoritatively that mine goes all the way to the end. Eat your hearts out, guys.

 

[EHocking]

Can't relate to, nor do I want to imagine, a nine inch penis in the end.

I can state authoritatively that mine goes all the way to the end.

If you keep referring to it as an entrance instead of an exit, of course it is going to hurt in the end.

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

If you keep referring to it as an entrance instead of an exit, of course it is going to hurt in the end.

You've never had a PeeWiz "going up the down staircase", have you?

 

[EHocking]

You've never had a PeeWiz "going up the down staircase", have you?

Since I can’t parse that sentence, I’m going to go with
(?)

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Since I can’t parse that sentence, I’m going to go with
(?)

They drained 10 liters of urine out of me to slow my congestive heart failure. The P(ee). Whiz is a vacuum device.

 

[EHocking]

They drained 10 liters of urine out of me to slow my congestive heart failure.

I usually go before my back teeth are swimming.
Sorry, I should be taking the piss

The P(ee). Whiz is a vacuum device.

Ah. Once, after kidney stone surgery, the girls at work asked to see the surgery scar. I replied that, well, I could show them a scar.

They didn’t realise that the surgery used an already existing access point. Still confused, they asked if it was uncomfortable sitting. I guess they didn’t know much about which access orifice was used.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

And in the end, it's like a nine inch penis*. It's what you do with it that counts, not the having of it with no purpose.

*See what I did there?

But where would you get the tiny piano?

 

[Mojo]

800 points is still a very high level.

Ten times your level, according to you:

The upper limit for achieving a high IQ should be set at 800 points. This is the maximum level that can be achieved and should not be exceeded.

The rule is that the maximum level, the suggested maximum, is ten times your normal IQ level.

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

But where would you get the tiny piano?

That is the key question.

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Ten times your level, according to you:

I wouldn't know what to do with 1270. Maybe win more Spider Solitaire games.

 

[JayUtah]

800 points is still a very high level.

Far too high. Not because people can't get that smart, but because the scale doesn't go that high. It's not like a bank account or a golf score; you can't just add to it infinitely in linear fashion. It's a score in a statistical distribution. When we look at your "logistic function" claims and your physics claims and put them together with your super-high I.Q. claims, it becomes clear that you don't know—at a deep level—how math actually describes things. This makes it hard for truly smart people to take you seriously.

I do believe we're being punked.

Nah, I'm still in the camp that believes he really might be that clueless.

If you keep referring to it as an entrance instead of an exit, of course it is going to hurt in the end.

This is what makes this thread readable.

 

[Foster Zygote]

As ane fule kno, just like rockets, that thrust wouldn’t work in a vacuum.
(hopefully this doesn’t spill over to the Apollo thread)

I'm assuming it would be really hard to not fart in a vacuum.

 

[JayUtah]

I'm assuming it would be really hard to not fart in a vacuum.

Use the crevice tool attachment, not the upholstery brush.

We did an exercise once for our high school interns, years ago. The educational goal was requirements gathering and analysis. But the question to be solved was whether you could pee hard enough to propel yourself to escape velocity from an asteroid (assuming you could magically survive the vacuum). After the inevitable sniggering I was surprised at how passionately they attacked the problem. Nerds are gonna nerd. Nowadays, of course, you can't teach that way.

 

[alfaniner]

Use the crevice tool attachment, not the upholstery brush.

We did an exercise once for our high school interns, years ago. The educational goal was requirements gathering and analysis. But the question to be solved was whether you could pee hard enough to propel yourself to escape velocity from an asteroid (assuming you could magically survive the vacuum). After the inevitable sniggering I was surprised at how passionately they attacked the problem. Nerds are gonna nerd. Nowadays, of course, you can't teach that way.

Well??? Can you???

 

[JayUtah]

Well??? Can you???

Yes.

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

IQ classification - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[alfaniner]

Yes.

I assume there were a few givens, like your mass and the mass of the asteroid. And perhaps the amount of pressure the human body can exert with that function. Yeah, I can totally see that happening. In theory.