thaiboxerken
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Turtles can hold their breath a very long time. Mitch McConnell was the one who cut the reflecting pool, then died due to the toxic chemicals.
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Trump's Second Term
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P.J. Denyer
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His biggest complaint about his funeral is that he won't get to speak.
I suspect he'll have a three hour long pre-recorded speech about his accomplishments and final airing of grievances.
Jack by the hedge
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Showed up where exactly, Sean?Sean Hannity
@seanhannity
One man showed up claiming 56 children. Another claimed 98. That is what birthright citizenship had become...
Did this dude turn up at immigration and say "I just got off that plane and spontaneously gave birth to these 56 children of various ages. It's a miracle. Now, can I have 56 US passports please?"
Now I know the dear leader loves a rambling story, especially if he's the hero, and he isn't blessed with the gift of caring that what he says makes a scrap of sense, but what in the ever loving ◊◊◊◊ is that tall tale even supposed to mean?
Jack by the hedge
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Or that the civilization which emerges from the smoking ruins eventually invents archaeology and learns who Trump was and how badly he ◊◊◊◊◊◊ up.
thaiboxerken
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If this actually happened, they would've prosecuted this person for fraud and Faux News and The Regime would have all kinds of posts about it.
TragicMonkey
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Don't be ridiculous, Mitch McConnell hasn't breathed since the 1920s, when he was in his late seventies.
Again, consequential doesn't mean successful.
Trump trying to skirt around another SCOTUS ruling. You'd think he'd have something more important to put his energy into, like a war.
Trump renews effort to fire Fed's Cook
Trump renews effort to fire Fed's Cook
- White House gives Cook three weeks to answer mortgage fraud allegations in letter seen by Reuters
- Cook's lawyer calls allegations baseless and says there is no valid cause for removal
- Supreme Court blocked Trump's effort to remove Cook in June in a 5-4 ruling
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P.J. Denyer
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It can play to the big empty room where everyone that loves him is gathered while his children celebrate their inheritance and Melania ◊◊◊◊◊ the pool boy.
Mojo
Mostly harmless
What, again?
shemp
a flimsy character...perfidious and despised
It'll be like a Mafia funeral. People only attend to make sure the deceased is really dead.
Andy_Ross
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Trump: Hillary Clinton wanted the miners to learn how to make chips—little tiny chips with their big strong hands. They wanted to be in the mines. That's what they want to do. They don't want to do anything else
Video in link
Video in link
Yes, because who wouldn't want the Black Lung. Just ask my grandfather who died from it at 65.
He talks about them like they're too dumb to know any better.