Nuclear war and going back of Hitler

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Is that the one with the T-rex ponies?

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Is that the one with the T-rex ponies?

Isn't that The Flintstones?

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Isn't that The Flintstones?

Animated?

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Animated?

Animated or box office flop. Either's good.

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

♫At Long Last Love♫

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Animated or box office flop. Either's good.

Goodman made a great Fred.

 

[wise47]

We can stop Putin by trying to kill him with paranormal methods.

 

[theprestige]

We can stop Putin by trying to kill him with paranormal methods.

Name three paranormal methods we could use to try to kill Vladimir Putin.

Explain why, if these methods are real, Ukraine hasn't used any of them already, to kill Putin.

Explain why, if these methods are real, Putin hasn't used any of them already, to kill Zelensky, Budanov, Syrski, etc.

Explain why, if these methods are real, Hamas hasn't used any of them already, to kill Netanyahu.

Explain why, if these methods are real, nobody has used any of them to kill Trump, and Trump hasn't used any of them to kill anyone else.

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Also, consider the possibility that you're mistaking "exotic" for "paranormal". Novichok isn't paranormal, just exotic. Long-range precision-guided semi-autonomous self-propelled bombs aren't paranormal, just exotic.

Putin hasn't been killed by "paranormal" cruise missiles yet, because he has several layers of technical and political "paranormal" safeguards in place, to protect him from "the curse of the white man from town".

 

[theprestige]

Anyway, here's my three suggested paranormal methods for trying to kill Putin:

1. Sic a Hound of Tyndalos on him. I'm not sure how that would work, exactly, but hey - that's why it's called paranormal.

2. Win a magical favor that enables you to complete Baba Yaga's impossible tasks; ask for Putin's death as a reward from the witch.

3. Inscribe a curse tablet with an invocation to the gods of ancient Greece, for the death of Vladimir Putin.

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I'm sure that Ukrainian Military Intelligence, one of the most battle-tested and elite security services in the world right now, is already working on these options, among many others. Kyrilo Budanov is obviously some kind of high-level warlock. If even he can't kill Putin through Spooky Action at a Distance, it probably can't be done.

 

[EHocking]

We can stop Putin by trying to kill him with paranormal methods.

Didn’t work on goats, can’t see it working on a horses ass

 

[wise47]

Name three paranormal methods we could use to try to kill Vladimir Putin.

Explain why, if these methods are real, Ukraine hasn't used any of them already, to kill Putin.

Explain why, if these methods are real, Putin hasn't used any of them already, to kill Zelensky, Budanov, Syrski, etc.

Explain why, if these methods are real, Hamas hasn't used any of them already, to kill Netanyahu.

Explain why, if these methods are real, nobody has used any of them to kill Trump, and Trump hasn't used any of them to kill anyone else.

They might just not have thought of it.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

They might just not have thought of it.

In terms of likelihood, how do you think that compares to "It's complete bollocks"?

 

[Dave Rogers]

They might just not have thought of it.

Yes, one of the defining features of the Ukrainian war effort has been its lack of innovative thinking.

Dave

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Anyway, here's my three suggested paranormal methods for trying to kill Putin:

1. Sic a Hound of Tyndalos on him. I'm not sure how that would work, exactly, but hey - that's why it's called paranormal.

2. Win a magical favor that enables you to complete Baba Yaga's impossible tasks; ask for Putin's death as a reward from the witch.

3. Inscribe a curse tablet with an invocation to the gods of ancient Greece, for the death of Vladimir Putin.

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I'm sure that Ukrainian Military Intelligence, one of the most battle-tested and elite security services in the world right now, is already working on these options, among many others. Kyrilo Budanov is obviously some kind of high-level warlock. If even he can't kill Putin through Spooky Action at a Distance, it probably can't be done.

They seem to prefer more technological solutions. I suggest they post him a cursed VHS tape in the hope he'll watch it.

 

[theprestige]

They might just not have thought of it.

That's the stupidest thing I've read on this forum since Tuesday week.

 

[JayUtah]

They might just not have thought of it.

I understand that wounded Ukrainian soldiers have been evacuated to Poland for medical treatments such as limb replacements. Surely someone of your scientific stature would be able to convince the Polish authorities to let you explain your theory to the Ukrainian military.

 

[theprestige]

They seem to prefer more technological solutions. I suggest they post him a cursed VHS tape in the hope he'll watch it.

Maybe a haunted Lada.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Maybe a haunted Lada.

Even if he want to use it, where's he going to fill it up?

 

[theprestige]

The Tsar always eats.

 

[EHocking]

Even if he want to use it, where's he going to fill it up?

Ghost Fuels obv.