Carrot Flower King
Janitor of Lunacy
I was trying to explain in simple terms why the truth about the 1969 Moon Landing might be classified. It is common gossip that Prince Philip when he died was in a long-term relationship with a figure mysteriously papped at his funeral but remaining unidentified by the press and that they are said to have reproduced. The fact it has not been official 'news' does not mean it is a hoax or a conspiracy theory, was the point being made. But clearly it went over people's heads.
But philandering Phil, lecherous Louis and tampon Chucky's serial shaggings are actually known about and are not speculation about "shadowy figures" at funerals and are not "classified". The stuff about Phil may be having a bairn with someone else has been the stuff of rumour for donkey's years and has nothing to do with being "classified", as it is more a convenient convention that royal wills aren't published, rather than actual statute law, like the Official Secrets Act (a convention only just over a century old at that and was started to prevent a scandal over a royal being a shagger and leaving a gift to a shaggee).
Not "classified" in a sense that anyone else uses the term.
