Trump's Second Term

[Safe-Keeper]

You are a Barbarian

China caught secretly writing in Chinese to confuse the Americans.

Peter Navarro: "People should read more about what China actually writes. They do it all in Chinese and they think people aren't looking at it because we're barbarians, but it's all there for us to see."

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Dump admits he's a barbarian? Are we going to see him post cringe AI images of himself as Conan now?

 

[shemp]

Once again, the Onion hits close to the truth.

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have

WASHINGTON—Declaring the financial allocation a matter of utmost urgency, President Donald Trump on Monday requested $1.2 trillion to have. “I’m calling upon Congress today to immediately provide me with $1.2 trillion in funding that I currently do not possess but which I will possess once it is...

theonion.com

WASHINGTON—Declaring the financial allocation a matter of utmost urgency, President Donald Trump on Monday requested $1.2 trillion to have. “I’m calling upon Congress today to immediately provide me with $1.2 trillion in funding that I currently do not possess but which I will possess once it is given to me,” said Trump, acknowledging that he had previously asked for just $900 billion but was now requesting more so that he would have more. “Even as we speak, I do not have this money, and the only way for me to get it is through swift budgetary action. I’ve gone too long without $1.2 trillion that I’d very much like to have so I can spend it on things I want. It is also possible I’ll want to have more money at a later date, and I will request it then.” At press time, the Senate passed the $1.2 trillion spending measure mostly along party lines, with Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) joining all Republicans in support.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Donald telling lies about Obama and Biden

Trump: Obama, Biden, spent more than $100 million on the reflecting lake. Some people say $200 million. You know what they got out of it? A closed lake, it never opened. It was a disaster. I'm doing a job on the reflecting lake for a fraction of what they paid.

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[Andy_Ross]

Who knows?

Trump: When you have strong religion, you have less crime, it's just a fact. It's like gee, I want to go to heaven so I'm not going to do this or that, who knows.

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[Andy_Ross]

Drone Empire on the roof!

Trump on ballroom: On the roof, we are going to have the greatest drone empire anyone has ever seen and it’s going to protect Washington.

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[Andy_Ross]

If a drone hits it, it bounces off. It’s also a drone port.

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[Andy_Ross]

While Masie has (occasionally) defied Trump (for example, he does not support the Iran war), usually he's a pretty solid GOP voter, voting with the president's wishes more than 9 times out of 10.

Donald disagrees with you.

Trump: Thomas Massie is really a Democrat. He voted against men playing in women’s sports. He voted against the mutilzation of your children. He voted against open borders.

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[jimbob]

Once again, the Onion hits close to the truth.

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have

WASHINGTON—Declaring the financial allocation a matter of utmost urgency, President Donald Trump on Monday requested $1.2 trillion to have. “I’m calling upon Congress today to immediately provide me with $1.2 trillion in funding that I currently do not possess but which I will possess once it is...

theonion.com

At press time, the Senate passed the $1.2 trillion spending measure mostly along party lines, with Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) joining all Republicans in support.

Ouch

 

[Andy_Ross]

Ball Room Snipers!!

Trump on ballroom: We have great sniper capacity—for our snipers, not enemy snipers. Because of the height, we have a clear view of all of Washington.

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[kookbreaker]

Trump's L's for the week (its only Tuesday!)

 

[Mojo]

If a drone hits it, it bounces off. It’s also a drone port.

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These are not the drones you are looking for.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

These are not the drones you are looking for.

But it is a hive of scum and villainy.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Ballroom Drones.

Trump on the ballroom: "They have very very important rooms down there. The most important. This was the one opportunity for the military to do something. We use it as a drone port. You can have unlimited drones up there and drones are what's happening right now."

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[Andy_Ross]

Biggest thing in healthcare, maybe.

Trump on TrumpRx: "Other than medical itself, like a cure, I think it's the biggest thing to happen in healthcare ever maybe."

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[Tero]

Ballroom Drones.

Trump on the ballroom: "They have very very important rooms down there. The most important. This was the one opportunity for the military to do something. We use it as a drone port. You can have unlimited drones up there and drones are what's happening right now."

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Next riot by citizens at Capitol will get drones after them?

 

[Andy_Ross]

The Empire strikes back.

Trump: "This is the ballroom and it's gonna be something incredible. On top of the roof we're gonna have the great drone empire that you've ever seen. And it's gonna protect Washington."

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[Andy_Ross]

Next riot by citizens at Capitol will get drones after them?

and snipers

 

[Andy_Ross]

Romans and Greeks and Drones, oh my!

Trump, ranting and raving about his ballroom: "This is Rome. They like the flat roof. Greece likes the the triangles, and you see that. This is a porch that looks out over the city. Also, it's developed in such a way that we can have military there. It's also a drone port."

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[Jack by the hedge]

and snipers

Because the ballroom will somehow be no taller than the White House, yet will also have a commanding view over the whole city.

 

[Andy_Ross]

This is all proof he’s not running the government. They are letting him do this to keep him out of the way.