General UK politics VIII - The Last Tory

[malbui]

Never drink absinthe before listening to Mad Nads. Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

I find it makes my flatulence sound like a motorbike.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Never drink absinthe before listening to Mad Nads. Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

 

[LDE1976]

I find it makes my flatulence sound like a motorbike.

Absinthe makes the fart go Honda.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Absinthe makes the fart go Honda.

 

[Gulliver Foyle]

Joey is one of them


Joey Mannarino
@JoeyMannarino
I just realized that every single person the UK Home Office has banned from entering the country is WHITE!

This is RACISM! Class action lawsuit?

So muslims are white now?

 

[Norman Alexander]

19-year-old Reform UK councillor George Finch has been elected to lead Nuneaton & Bedworth Borough Council alongside his role as leader of Warwickshire County Council.

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Who's the guy sitting at the desk? And what's the dog's name?

 

[Andy_Ross]

Nicki Minaj
@NICKIMINAJ
The UK is truly one of a kind.

They will portray her in film & TV one day…just like they did with Margaret Thatcher.

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Patrick Christys
@PatrickChristys
Absolutely glorious watching Kemi skewer the entire front bench

link

 

[Norman Alexander]

Patrick Christys
@PatrickChristys
Absolutely glorious watching Kemi skewer the her own entire front bench

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Thanks, Pat.

 

[junkshop]

So muslims are white now?

Some are*. It's a religion, after all, not an ethnicity.

*apologies for the unimaginative example, but the argument is old and dull, and not worth further effort.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Nicki Minaj
@NICKIMINAJ
The UK is truly one of a kind.

They will portray her in film & TV one day…just like they did with Margaret Thatcher.

QUOTE

Patrick Christys
@PatrickChristys
Absolutely glorious watching Kemi skewer the entire front bench

link

Shame Benny Hill is no longer with us to play the part.

 

[Norman Alexander]

Shame Benny Hill is no longer with us to play the part.

We've still got the musical accompaniment, though.

 

[jimbob]

Oh ◊◊◊◊ off Peston

Robert Peston
@Peston
There is a question here for the prime minister, which is whether he over-reacted in accepting her resignation
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Angela Rayner has told ITV News she has been cleared of any wrongdoing concerning her tax affairs. The former Deputy Prime Minister says she “never wanted to avoid paying tax” and she had been “hurt” by the controversy, adding: “It hurt me because I had to then

Because waiting for months for her to be cleared wouldn't have caused the press to hound Labour on that topic to the exclusion of everything else.

 

[P.J. Denyer]

I'm rereading Russell Jones' "The Decade In Tory" and I'm coming to the conclusion that one of Labour's biggest problems is that a certain type of voter blames Labour for the ideological choices that Cameron and Osbourne made in the 2010s. Little things like Cameron and Osbourne being Tories, Labour not being in power or Brown leaving 2.1% GDP growth that the Tories cut by 9/10s within two years while the rest of the West continued to follow his plan and left us behind are irrelevant.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Graham Linehan
@Glinner
Any Prime Minister worth the title should be able to survive three hours sitting across from Joe Rogan. I can easily see Kemi Badenoch doing that. Keir Starmer wouldn't last fifteen minutes

 

[lionking]

Absinthe makes the fart go Honda.

Please tell me. Is this your original work? If so, bravo.

 

[zooterkin]

Please tell me. Is this your original work? If so, bravo.

Given the set-up from malbui, I suspect not.

 

[SteveAitch]

Given the set-up from malbui, I suspect not.

When I first heard the joke, many years ago, it was 'Abcess makes the fart go Honda'.

ETA: Oh, and "Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder."

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Graham Linehan
@Glinner
Any Prime Minister worth the title should be able to survive three hours sitting across from Joe Rogan. I can easily see Kemi Badenoch doing that. Keir Starmer wouldn't last fifteen minutes

He's probably right. Her pathological lack of any sense of self doubt or reflection is almost a superpower.

 

[Carrot Flower King]

Graham Linehan
@Glinner
Any Prime Minister worth the title should be able to survive three hours sitting across from Joe Rogan. I can easily see Kemi Badenoch doing that. Keir Starmer wouldn't last fifteen minutes

And why the ◊◊◊◊ should a UK prime minister, or any other minister, be giving Rogan the time of day?

And when did Linehan turn into such a total twat? Or was he always one and we ignored it 'cos Father Ted and some other things?

 

[Carrot Flower King]

Oh ◊◊◊◊ off Peston



Because waiting for months for her to be cleared wouldn't have caused the press to hound Labour on that topic to the exclusion of everything else.

Given that HMRC have now cleared Rayner, can we get back to the opacity of the member for Innsmouth's financial arrangements?