Trump's Second Term

[Andy_Ross]

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Maybe it’s just me, but I refuse to visit Truth Social - I’m just loathe to add to activity on that site. Similarly X, with rare exception.

This. (Thanks to Andy for taking one for the team)

 

[Dr.Sid]

This. (Thanks to Andy for taking one for the team)

So heroic ..

 

[Norman Alexander]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Gas prices are a little high right now, maybe because we're WINNING too much, but that's okay, because REAL Americans know how to adapt. Patriots don't complain, they conserve. Here are some great, very smart tips: Keep your tires properly inflated. Big one. Huge. Saves a lot of gas, people don't even realize. Drive steady, no crazy speeding like the lunatics. Smooth wins. Always. Only drive downhill whenever possible. I've been saying this for years, gravity is FREE energy. Nobody uses it like we should. Fill your tank at night so the gasoline is cooler and therefore more powerful. Science! Do your part. Save gas.
Don't be a liberal Democrat about it.

I'd say satire fake. Mainly because this is far too amusing to be from any of the White House clowns.

 

[Random]

Could Adam avoid making the parodies look like they were posted by Trump?

After guessing wrong a couple of times that "Nobody could be that thick-headed!" with regards to Trump actions, I make it a policy to accept as true any alleged Trump quotes until proven otherwise.

 

[Norman Alexander]

After guessing wrong a couple of times that "Nobody could be that thick-headed!" with regards to Trump actions, I make it a policy to accept as true any alleged Trump quotes until proven otherwise.

Fair point.

 

[jimbob]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2051113419109998725

I wish I lived in a universe where that made no sense

 

[xyv]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Gas prices are a little high right now, maybe because we're WINNING too much, but that's okay, because REAL Americans know how to adapt. Patriots don't complain, they conserve. Here are some great, very smart tips: Keep your tires properly inflated. Big one. Huge. Saves a lot of gas, people don't even realize. Drive steady, no crazy speeding like the lunatics. Smooth wins. Always. Only drive downhill whenever possible. I've been saying this for years, gravity is FREE energy. Nobody uses it like we should. Fill your tank at night so the gasoline is cooler and therefore more powerful. Science! Do your part. Save gas.
Don't be a liberal Democrat about it.

The satire give away is the "keep your tires properly inflated." Obama and McCain got into it over tire inflation versus drilling for oil in 2008. Trump would never quote Obama - about the only thing he remembers well is his grudges.

Obama, McCain taunt each other over tire pressure

WASHINGTON

www.aspentimes.com

 

[zooterkin]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Gas prices are a little high right now, maybe because we're WINNING too much, but that's okay, because REAL Americans know how to adapt. Patriots don't complain, they conserve. Here are some great, very smart tips: Keep your tires properly inflated. Big one. Huge. Saves a lot of gas, people don't even realize. Drive steady, no crazy speeding like the lunatics. Smooth wins. Always. Only drive downhill whenever possible. I've been saying this for years, gravity is FREE energy. Nobody uses it like we should. Fill your tank at night so the gasoline is cooler and therefore more powerful. Science! Do your part. Save gas.
Don't be a liberal Democrat about it.

Where did you get this from? It doesn't appear to be genuine.

 

[alfaniner]

Where did you get this from? It doesn't appear to be genuine.

I saw it posted on TwiX, no attribution to say whether or not it was real. It of course says a lot that it could very well be real, and is impossible to tell.

 

[Segnosaur]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Gas prices are a little high right now, maybe because we're WINNING too much, but that's okay, because REAL Americans know how to adapt. Patriots don't complain, they conserve.

Where did you get this from? It doesn't appear to be genuine.

Wasn't there once a web site you could put in various Trump tweets and it would tell you if it was Trump who wrote the tweet or one of his minions?

ETA: For the record, I doubt very much whether it was a genuine tweet. Trump does not refer to people as "liberal democrats", he calls them "extreme leftist socialist commies."

 

[Dr.Sid]

I saw it posted on TwiX, no attribution to say whether or not it was real. It of course says a lot that it could very well be real, and is impossible to tell.

It is very possible to tell, if you bothered to check. I mean surely Trump generates enough genuine stupidity. Why spread fake one ?

 

[Andy_Ross]

Joe Biden!

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Sean Duffy on Spirit: "To be really clear, yeah, jet fuel prices have gone up. This story was not written because of the Iran war. This story was written because of Elizabeth Warren, Joe Biden, Pete Buttigieg.

video in link

 

[Segnosaur]

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Sean Duffy on Spirit: "To be really clear, yeah, jet fuel prices have gone up. This story was not written because of the Iran war. This story was written because of Elizabeth Warren, Joe Biden, Pete Buttigieg.

Well, to be fair, republicans do think that Joe Biden is some sort of Time traveling wizard (since Trump warned us he would "start world war 2").

So Biden time travelling from 2020 to 2026 just to find a way to drive spirit airlines out of business is not out of the question.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Sen. @ChrisCoonsforDE: Is Trump eligible to run for a 3rd term under our Constitution?

Trump Judge nominee: Um... I would have to... to review the- the actual wording--

Coons: The language of the 22nd Amendment makes it clear that no, he is not eligible to run for a 3rd term. Anybody else brave enough to say that the Constitution of the United States prevents President Trump from seeking a 3rd term?

Trump Judge Nominees: …

Coons: Nobody? Alright.

video in link

 

[The Great Zaganza]

Poor Trump, poor Republicans - no matter what, they are powerless compared to Democrats out of power or Office.
Makes you wonder why you would vote for Republicans at all, since there is nothing good they can possibly do whilst in Office.

 

[Safe-Keeper]

Well, to be fair, republicans do think that Joe Biden is some sort of Time traveling wizard (since Trump warned us he would "start world war 2").

So Biden time travelling from 2020 to 2026 just to find a way to drive spirit airlines out of business is not out of the question.

That sounds entirely plausible. Remember he also started the way with Iran over 40 years ago. Or was that Obama?

 

[Donal]

Joe Biden!

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Sean Duffy on Spirit: "To be really clear, yeah, jet fuel prices have gone up. This story was not written because of the Iran war. This story was written because of Elizabeth Warren, Joe Biden, Pete Buttigieg.

video in link

To be fair, Spirit and Jet Blue have both been teetering for a long time. COVID did as much to hurt them as the sky rocketing fuel prices of the last few months. So, we should look at who was president when the COVID response was botched.

 

[alfaniner]

It is very possible to tell, if you bothered to check. I mean surely Trump generates enough genuine stupidity. Why spread fake one ?

It is impossible to tell, without doing extra research. And I'm not going to bother. But I'm not going to repost it, either.

 

[shemp]

Sen. @ChrisCoonsforDE: Is Trump eligible to run for a 3rd term under our Constitution?

Trump Judge nominee: Um... I would have to... to review the- the actual wording--

Coons: The language of the 22nd Amendment makes it clear that no, he is not eligible to run for a 3rd term. Anybody else brave enough to say that the Constitution of the United States prevents President Trump from seeking a 3rd term?

Trump Judge Nominees: …

Coons: Nobody? Alright.

video in link

So ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ pathetic!