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General UK politics VIII - The Last Tory
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LDE1976
Graduate Poster
I don't think anyone's let them eat at all.
So again why didn't you do that at any point while the you were in power?
Carrot Flower King
Janitor of Lunacy
See John Crace's most recent piece on Teh Graun: she's has her memory of everything removed.
Kinda inverse dementia, as with dementia long term memory persists far longer then medium or short term.
Carrot Flower King
Janitor of Lunacy
So, he can find Shetland, but not Clacton...
Did they not teach UK geography at Dulwich College?
P.J. Denyer
Penultimate Amazing
Did he learn the 'Thumbs Up' sign from a text book?
Can you imagine this lot running the country? "Dear Mr Putin, please don't invade anywhere in August as Mummy and Daddy have promised we can go to Disney Land if I do okay in my mock exams this year"
P.J. Denyer
Penultimate Amazing
Perhaps not and that's why he hasn't been there, he can't find it and that's how he wound up in Shetland. They probably only teach the important countries, you know, tax havens for while your grift is running and countries without extradition treaties for if it's rumbled.
Mojo
Mostly harmless
They taught him enough to avoid Clacton.
P.J. Denyer
Penultimate Amazing
Shame the reverse wasn't true. Although that lesson may have been learned by now.
Hey they built a statue in his honour, alright technically it was a wicker man...
P.J. Denyer
Penultimate Amazing
If he wasn't inside it what was the point.
In fairness to the school, most of the teachers seem to have thought he was a ◊◊◊◊ too.
Gulliver Foyle
Philosopher
Is it me or is that Jenrick's mother?
Gulliver Foyle
Philosopher
Could be fraudulent.
Gulliver Foyle
Philosopher
No Dazza, they're pulling out because they're so swimming in debt that they can't raise the money to build the warehouse.Darren Grimes
@darrengrimes
BREAKING: £31 BILLION gone.
OpenAI has just pulled the plug on Stargate UK.
Their reason? Ed Miliband has made British energy so catastrophically expensive that one of the world’s biggest tech giants has walked away.
Keir Starmer stood next to Donald Trump late last year and promised Britain would be an AI superpower.
Ed Miliband just killed it. For UK net zero (0.8% of global emissions). For Greta. For nothing.
£31,000,000,000. Gone
But then again, OpenAI is and always was a scam, so Dazza would love it.
Andy_Ross
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James Cleverly
@JamesCleverly
The Labour government is claiming a huge increase in defence spending but actually demanding cuts from our armed forces.
This would be bad enough if we were in a period of geopolitical stability, but we are not. Labour’s actions are unforgivable.
@JamesCleverly
The Labour government is claiming a huge increase in defence spending but actually demanding cuts from our armed forces.
This would be bad enough if we were in a period of geopolitical stability, but we are not. Labour’s actions are unforgivable.
P.J. Denyer
Penultimate Amazing
I'd assumed he spontainiously generated in a small fetid pool of slime somewhere.
P.J. Denyer
Penultimate Amazing
James Cleverly
@JamesCleverly
The Labour government is claiming a huge increase in defence spending but actually demanding cuts from our armed forces.
This would be bad enough if we were in a period of geopolitical stability, but we are not. Labour’s actions are unforgivable.
The only war James is fighting is the War on Nominative Determinism.