Trump's Second Term

Canada, what a pack of bastards!

Also "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."

Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump
As everyone knows, the Country of Canada has treated the United States very unfairly for decades. Now, things are turning around for the U.S.A., and FAST! But imagine, Canada is building a massive bridge between Ontario and Michigan.
They own both the Canada and the United States side and, of course, built it with virtually no U.S. content.
President Barack Hussein Obama stupidly gave them a waiver so they could get around the BUY AMERICAN Act, and not use any American products, including our Steel.
Now, the Canadian Government expects me, as President of the United States, to PERMIT them to just "take advantage of America!" What does the United States of America get - Absolutely NOTHING!
Ontario won't even put U.S. spirits, beverages, and other alcoholic products, on their shelves, they are absolutely prohibited from doing so and now, on top of everything else, Prime Minister Carney wants to make a deal with China - which will eat Canada alive.
We'll just get the leftovers! I don't think so.
The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup.
The Tariffs Canada charges us for our Dairy products have, for many years, been unacceptable, putting our Farmers at great financial risk. I will not allow this bridge to open until the United States is fully compensated for everything we have given them, and also, importantly, Canada treats the
United States with the Fairness and Respect that we deserve.
We will start negotiations, IMMEDIATELY. With all that we have given them, we should own, perhaps, at least one half of this asset. The revenues generated because of the U.S. Market will be astronomical. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
 
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W.D.Clinger said:
I don't usually watch the commercials, but I made a point of watching them during this year's Super Bowl, hoping one of them would be funny. I don't think you missed much, if anything.
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The one with the tight ends selling "finger free" prostate exams was pretty funny!
 
Andy_Ross said:
Canada, what a pack of bastards!

Also "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."

Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump
As everyone knows, the Country of Canada has treated the United States very unfairly for decades. Now, things are turning around for the U.S.A., and FAST! But imagine, Canada is building a massive bridge between Ontario and Michigan.
They own both the Canada and the United States side and, of course, built it with virtually no U.S. content.
President Barack Hussein Obama stupidly gave them a waiver so they could get around the BUY AMERICAN Act, and not use any American products, including our Steel.
Now, the Canadian Government expects me, as President of the United States, to PERMIT them to just "take advantage of America!" What does the United States of America get - Absolutely NOTHING!
Ontario won't even put U.S. spirits, beverages, and other alcoholic products, on their shelves, they are absolutely prohibited from doing so and now, on top of everything else, Prime Minister Carney wants to make a deal with China - which will eat Canada alive.
We'll just get the leftovers! I don't think so.
The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup.
The Tariffs Canada charges us for our Dairy products have, for many years, been unacceptable, putting our Farmers at great financial risk. I will not allow this bridge to open until the United States is fully compensated for everything we have given them, and also, importantly, Canada treats the
United States with the Fairness and Respect that we deserve.
We will start negotiations, IMMEDIATELY. With all that we have given them, we should own, perhaps, at least one half of this asset. The revenues generated because of the U.S. Market will be astronomical. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
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STFU, you blithering ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ idiot.

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Andy_Ross said:
...The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada..
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We've done this one before, you forgetful old piss-bag. China plays ice hockey both domestically and internationally, you dumb, racist, lying, dribble-arsed bag of feotid offal. Here's the link again, you flatulent ogre, you malodorous troll, you gooey clagnut on the arsehairs of humanity, you decrepit sack of moronic bile and pus, you vindictive and vengeful and vainglorious vermin, you liar.
 
Andy_Ross said:
Canada, what a pack of bastards!

Also "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."

Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump
As everyone knows, the Country of Canada has treated the United States very unfairly for decades. Now, things are turning around for the U.S.A., and FAST! But imagine, Canada is building a massive bridge between Ontario and Michigan.
They own both the Canada and the United States side and, of course, built it with virtually no U.S. content.
President Barack Hussein Obama stupidly gave them a waiver so they could get around the BUY AMERICAN Act, and not use any American products, including our Steel.
Now, the Canadian Government expects me, as President of the United States, to PERMIT them to just "take advantage of America!" What does the United States of America get - Absolutely NOTHING!
Ontario won't even put U.S. spirits, beverages, and other alcoholic products, on their shelves, they are absolutely prohibited from doing so and now, on top of everything else, Prime Minister Carney wants to make a deal with China - which will eat Canada alive.
We'll just get the leftovers! I don't think so.
The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup.
The Tariffs Canada charges us for our Dairy products have, for many years, been unacceptable, putting our Farmers at great financial risk. I will not allow this bridge to open until the United States is fully compensated for everything we have given them, and also, importantly, Canada treats the
United States with the Fairness and Respect that we deserve.
We will start negotiations, IMMEDIATELY. With all that we have given them, we should own, perhaps, at least one half of this asset. The revenues generated because of the U.S. Market will be astronomical. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
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He could have just been more succinct and said, "That's not fair! I'm gonna take my ball and go home!"
 
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Trebuchet said:
The one with the tight ends selling "finger free" prostate exams was pretty funny!
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Yes, that too was one of the funnier ones. Which just goes to show how little funny we got from this year's Super Bowl commercials compared to those of some past years.

Most years, I watch the first minute or two of the half-time show before wandering off for more entertaining chores, such as doing the dishes. This year, I watched the whole thing, and it was amazing.

The choreography was just outstanding. I didn't care about the music or whether I understood the lyrics (and I understood very little of Lady Gaga's English), but I could relate to the energy, even when the beat slowed to match a less upbeat song.

The messages were unmistakeable: "The only thing more powerful than hate is love." A real wedding. Fixing the power lines. Naming almost every country in the Americas, complete with flags, with a special call-out to the American territory of Puerto Rico. And talk about yards after catch: Active as he was, Bad Bunny never fumbled the football that said "Together, we are America." He scored, he spiked.

No wonder Trump hated it.
 
W.D.Clinger said:
Yes, that too was one of the funnier ones. Which just goes to show how little funny we got from this year's Super Bowl commercials compared to those of some past years.

Most years, I watch the first minute or two of the half-time show before wandering off for more entertaining chores, such as doing the dishes. This year, I watched the whole thing, and it was amazing.

The choreography was just outstanding. I didn't care about the music or whether I understood the lyrics (and I understood very little of Lady Gaga's English), but I could relate to the energy, even when the beat slowed to match a less upbeat song.

The messages were unmistakeable: "The only thing more powerful than hate is love." A real wedding. Fixing the power lines. Naming almost every country in the Americas, complete with flags, with a special call-out to the American territory of Puerto Rico. And talk about yards after catch: Active as he was, Bad Bunny never fumbled the football that said "Together, we are America." He scored, he spiked.

No wonder Trump hated it.
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Hope they outfitted the nursery his bedroom with plastic ketchup bottles.
 
Andy_Ross said:
Canada, what a pack of bastards!

Also "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."

Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump
As everyone knows, the Country of Canada has treated the United States very unfairly for decades. Now, things are turning around for the U.S.A., and FAST! But imagine, Canada is building a massive bridge between Ontario and Michigan.
They own both the Canada and the United States side and, of course, built it with virtually no U.S. content.
President Barack Hussein Obama stupidly gave them a waiver so they could get around the BUY AMERICAN Act, and not use any American products, including our Steel.
Now, the Canadian Government expects me, as President of the United States, to PERMIT them to just "take advantage of America!" What does the United States of America get - Absolutely NOTHING!
Ontario won't even put U.S. spirits, beverages, and other alcoholic products, on their shelves, they are absolutely prohibited from doing so and now, on top of everything else, Prime Minister Carney wants to make a deal with China - which will eat Canada alive.
We'll just get the leftovers! I don't think so.
The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup.
The Tariffs Canada charges us for our Dairy products have, for many years, been unacceptable, putting our Farmers at great financial risk. I will not allow this bridge to open until the United States is fully compensated for everything we have given them, and also, importantly, Canada treats the
United States with the Fairness and Respect that we deserve.
We will start negotiations, IMMEDIATELY. With all that we have given them, we should own, perhaps, at least one half of this asset. The revenues generated because of the U.S. Market will be astronomical. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
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Adding some local context here. The Windsor-Detroit Corridor is an extremely busy trade route with the bottleneck being that only the ambassador bridge connects them across the Detroit river. (There is a tunnel but its for car traffic only). The Gordie Howe bridge project was started about 10 years ago to create a bypass that would ease the choke point.

The $6B project was ENTIRELY funded by Canada and contrary to the orange moron did use significant US steel and US workers in its construction.

Here is what is really going on... The family that owns the ambassador bridge has been trying to tie up the project in court for years, arguing that they have sole right to collect tolls to cross the river and that the new bridge infringes on that right. They also happen to be big trump supporters and have been appealing for him to stop the bridge. So just another routine case of cash'n'carry government.

After the bridge bit...I got nothing.

I do think its hilarious that his knowledge of Canada is so limited that the only threat he can think of revolves around hockey.
 
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LiteBright said:
Adding some local context here. The Windsor-Detroit Corridor is an extremely busy trade route with the bottleneck being that only the ambassador bridge connects them across the Detroit river. (There is a tunnel but its for car traffic only). The Gordie Howe bridge project was started about 10 years ago to create a bypass that would ease the choke point.

The $6B project was ENTIRELY funded by Canada and contrary to the orange moron did use significant US steel and US workers in its construction.

Here is what is really going on... The family that owns the ambassador bridge has been trying to tie up the project in court for years, arguing that they have sole right to collect tolls to cross the river and that the new bridge infringes on that right. They also happen to be big trump supporters and have been appealing for him to stop the bridge. So just another routine case of cash'n'carry government.

After the bridge bit...I got nothing.

I do think its hilarious that his knowledge of Canada is so limited that the only threat he can think of revolves around hockey.
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Thank you for this insight.

Trump's post is now seen to be entirely rational*, donors want him to put the fix in to potential foreign (Canadian) competitor which threatens their income stream. Acting to support a US business against foreign competition is exactly what Trump was elected to do. Making donations to a politician to get their attention to an issue is exactly the way the US system is designed to work. I imagine Trump will offer Canada the right to own and maintain the bridge in exchange for a US company having the right to collect the tolls.

*Well apart from the bit about Ice Hockey.
 
Andy_Ross said:
Canada, what a pack of bastards!

Also "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."

Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump
As everyone knows, the Country of Canada has treated the United States very unfairly for decades. Now, things are turning around for the U.S.A., and FAST! But imagine, Canada is building a massive bridge between Ontario and Michigan.
They own both the Canada and the United States side and, of course, built it with virtually no U.S. content.
President Barack Hussein Obama stupidly gave them a waiver so they could get around the BUY AMERICAN Act, and not use any American products, including our Steel.
Now, the Canadian Government expects me, as President of the United States, to PERMIT them to just "take advantage of America!" What does the United States of America get - Absolutely NOTHING!
Ontario won't even put U.S. spirits, beverages, and other alcoholic products, on their shelves, they are absolutely prohibited from doing so and now, on top of everything else, Prime Minister Carney wants to make a deal with China - which will eat Canada alive.
We'll just get the leftovers! I don't think so.
The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup.
The Tariffs Canada charges us for our Dairy products have, for many years, been unacceptable, putting our Farmers at great financial risk. I will not allow this bridge to open until the United States is fully compensated for everything we have given them, and also, importantly, Canada treats the
United States with the Fairness and Respect that we deserve.
We will start negotiations, IMMEDIATELY. With all that we have given them, we should own, perhaps, at least one half of this asset. The revenues generated because of the U.S. Market will be astronomical. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
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This from the same staffer who posted the Obama ape meme. And just as serious.
 
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