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Trump's Second Term

Why would there need to be an emergency indoor inauguration on January 20, 2029 in a howitzer proof building with bulletproof glass and and anti drone measures?

Oh, that's right, Donald is going to declare himself President and Martial law is coming.
I forgot, there isn't going to be an election.
 
By the way, some time in the summer Trump babbled about fiber cables that would never work, and that he had ordered the cabling in the White House to be done with copper. Do anybody know what happened?
 
Andy_Ross said:
Why would there need to be an emergency indoor inauguration on January 20, 2029 in a howitzer proof building with bulletproof glass and and anti drone measures?

Oh, that's right, Donald is going to declare himself President and Martial law is coming.
I forgot, there isn't going to be an election.
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If we're lucky he'll drop dead before then.
 
Thanks to the fat clown:

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He even has a tacky (and stolen) coat of arms: https://www.sfgate.com/politics/art...-for-utilizing-coat-of-arms-that-11183291.php

The original Davies coat of arms was Argent ermined sable, two Chevronels couped Gules between three demi-Lions Sable (i.e. the designs on the shield were in red and black on a white background). Trump changed everything that wasn't Argent (white) to Or (you can probably guess what colour that is without seeing the shield).

And also:
At some point after Trump bought the resort in 1985, the word written on the scroll below the shield, "Integritas" (Integrity), was altered to read "Trump".
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steenkh said:
By the way, some time in the summer Trump babbled about fiber cables that would never work, and that he had ordered the cabling in the White House to be done with copper. Do anybody know what happened?
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He changed his mind and asked for it to be done with gold, and no shielding or insulation.
 
Andy_Ross said:
There are three or four good Radio4 series based around Uncle Mort and Carter.

Start with Uncle Mort's North Country.
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The excellent Robin Bailey also did The Brigadier in the Radio 4 adaptation of Tales From The Long Room.

Anyway, enough of the works of a lamented northern English writer.

Back to a comedic character he wouldn't have dared imagine...
 
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steenkh said:
In Ukraine, troops are deploying nets to prevent drones coming too close to their vehicles and positions. Maybe a huge metal net deployed over the ball room could help secure it against drones.

Maybe it should be painted in camouflage so that the drones can't find the ball room, and then bomb the White House instead?

If Trump gets his way, the net will be made out of gold, so I hope nobody tells him about this!
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So the ball room will have its own cope cage?
 
Mojo said:
He even has a tacky (and stolen) coat of arms: https://www.sfgate.com/politics/art...-for-utilizing-coat-of-arms-that-11183291.php

The original Davies coat of arms was Argent ermined sable, two Chevronels couped Gules between three demi-Lions Sable (i.e. the designs on the shield were in red and black on a white background). Trump changed everything that wasn't Argent (white) to Or (you can probably guess what colour that is without seeing the shield).

And also:

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That badge breaks a whole load of rules of heraldry and, if the original arms were granted in Scotland, commits a number of criminal offences.
 
Andy_Ross said:
Donald Tells Supporters to Make a “Personal Sacrifice” Donation

In the message, he claimed he had no other option but to ask for help, repeatedly stressing that his fundraising deadline was less than 48 hours away and warning that more than 1,000 contributions were still needed before midnight.

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How is it possible for an official White House email to be that ugly? Even if I was a cultist I'd be convinced that was a scam email and send it straight to the trash. Like, I know they're incompetent, but they keep exceeding my expectations --negatively.
 
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