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Trump's Second Term

Resume said:
Bothsidedisim.:ROFLMAO:

"Chicago is the most Dangerous City in the World!" "The 2020 election was stollen!" "We turned on The Tap and saved Los Angeles!" "Climate change is A Hoax!!" "There is no inflation!" "No other president has stopped a War!!"

"I'm going to lower you taxes and give you free health care."

Hmm, which one of these . . ?


ETA: Forgot my personal favorite: "I have nothing to do with project 2025."
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Trick question they're all TACO slogans.
 
Filibuster

ID for grocery stores?

Trump: "It's time for Republicans to do what they have to do and that's terminate the filibuster ... we should start tonight with 'the country's open, congratulations,' then we should pass voted ID, we should pass no mail in voting ... you go to a grocery store, you have to give ID."

https://twitter.com/x/status/1986065100931801302
 


Ballroom Grift (YouTube video)

Jack by the hedge said:
He might do that. Smash the West Wing to rubble and rebuild it as a single gigantic golden oval office on the same totalitarian-dictator-scale as the ballroom.
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From: The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
Song: "Ballroom Grift" (to the tune "Ballroom Blitz" by The Sweet)

Ballroom Grift (YouTube video)

Are you ready, Steve?
Hell, yes
JD?
Yes
Donnie?
Absolutely
All right fellas...
Well, let's go!

He said he's not gonna touch the East Wing
But he tore it down with glee
He said it'd cost two hundred mill
But now he says it's more like three

It's gonna be gigantic
Just like the Titanic
With so much gold trim
It will look like his skin

No
No, no, no, no!

Mister Neck Flap's gonna build some crap
And he'll do it with a ballroom grift
He's tearin' down the walls
Just to hold his stupid balls
And all the workers will get stiffed

Ballroom... grift
Ballroom... grift
Ballroom... grift
Ballroom... grift
 
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He should have been on the ballot

Trump to Republican senators: "I thought we'd have a discussion after the press leaves about what last night represented and what we should do about it and also about the shutdown and how that relates to last night. If you read the pollsters, the shutdown was a big factor, negative for Republicans. They say that I wasn't on the ballot wasn't the biggest factor. I don't know about that, but I was honored that they said that."

https://twitter.com/x/status/1986063389185986897
 
shemp said:
Searching for "ICE agents arrested in New York" turned up nothing. This is just AI crap.
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Seems to be. I also googled. The AI answer to "Police arrests ICE agent" seemed to be "ICE arrest a policeman and deports him." Somehow AI does not seem to understand a question, if there is no hit for the query.
 
Andy_Ross said:
Filibuster

ID for grocery stores?

Trump: "It's time for Republicans to do what they have to do and that's terminate the filibuster ... we should start tonight with 'the country's open, congratulations,' then we should pass voted ID, we should pass no mail in voting ... you go to a grocery store, you have to give ID."

https://twitter.com/x/status/1986065100931801302
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Alexa, show me someone whose had a flunky do their shopping their entire nepo life
 
If everyone gets to vote Republicans will loose.
Do as he says and the Democrats will never be in power.

Trump: "They're gonna make DC a state and they're gonna make Puerto Rico a state. So now they pick up two states, four senators. They're gonna pick up electoral votes. It's gonna be a very, very bad situation. Now, if we do what I'm saying, they'll most likely never obtain power."

https://twitter.com/x/status/1986066810676944936
 
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Andy_Ross said:
Speaker Mike Johnson
@SpeakerJohnson
“Woke.” “Weak.” “OUT OF TOUCH.”

Polls show that’s how working Americans describe the Democrat Party.

A recent study confirmed what everyone who watched the 2024 election ALREADY KNEW — Democrats are NOT focused on helping the American people.

Voters said they can’t name a SINGLE THING Democrats stand for — except being against Donald Trump.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1985838064145428527
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Keep thinking that.
 
Andy_Ross said:
Trump: "They're gonna make DC a state and they're gonna make Puerto Rico a state. So now they pick up two states, four senators. They're gonna pick up electoral votes. It's gonna be a very, very bad situation. Now, if we do what I'm saying, they'll most likely never obtain power."

https://twitter.com/x/status/1986066810676944936
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Keep thinking that, stupid. Oh, and STFU.
 
Virginians support what we are doing, they just voted for the other lot.

Q: A lot of Republicans, including the Lt Gov, ran on the idea of keeping the good times going, referring to the successes of your administration. Given that the Lt Gov lost by 15 points, Republicans are on track to lose more than a dozen House seats, is it possible Virginians don't see your administration the same way you do?

YOUNGKIN: I believe that Virginians thoroughly support what we've been doing

https://twitter.com/x/status/1986082079197532555
 
He wants his Cabinet to be scared of him like in China.

Trump on President Xi: "During the meeting, he's here, and he's got about 6 people on each side. And every one of those people were at attention. And I made a comment to one of them and it got no response. And President Xi didn't let him. I said, I want my cabinet to behave like that. I've never seen men so scared in their lives."

https://twitter.com/x/status/1986068295884152918
 
Jack by the hedge said:
If anyone was testing nuclear bombs, geologists all over the world would know about it because their instruments would hear it.

The truth is that Russia has claimed to have succeeded in creating a nuclear powered cruise missile. (One with a jet engine which passes air directly through a reactor instead of a combustion chamber.) It's believed to be the project that blew a bunch of their scientists to kingdom come some years ago in the far North.

It's a concept both the US and Soviets toyed with in the '50s and abandoned as insane. It's sole virtue is global range. Its downsides include the trail of nuclear contamination it leaves in its wake. And it's un-stealthy size. And its immense cost.
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Ruzzia has been making lots of claims regarding Wunderwaffen recently.
 
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