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Trump's promised ICE raids have begun

All the insults about the type of people who join ICE seen to hold true. New ICE recruits are out of shape morons.

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ICE’s efforts to recruit new agents run into some embarrassing setbacks

The agency is flush with cash and hiring a lot of new personnel to satisfy Trump’s mass deportation plans. It’s not going well, though.
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more than a third of the new recruits have failed a relatively easy personal fitness test (do 15 pushups and 32 situps, and run 1.5 miles in 14 minutes).

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placed new recruits into its training program before they have completed the agency’s vetting process, an unusual sequence of events as it rushes to hire federal immigration officers. ... ICE officials only later discovered that some of the recruits failed drug testing, have disqualifying criminal backgrounds or don’t meet the physical or academic requirements to serve, the sources said.

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“nearly half of new recruits who’ve arrived for training at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center over the past three months were later sent home because they couldn’t pass the written exam, according to the data. The academic requirement includes an exam in which officers are allowed to consult their textbooks and notes at the end of a legal course.”

Or put another way, almost half of these recruits failed an open-book test.
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Bunch of losers who jumped at the chance to be cruel to others to try to feel better about how pathetic they are.
 
How much is the signup bonus? Even if you have at best a 50:50 shot of passing the physical and open book test, it's a tempting offer, and if you pass you get to wear all tactical ◊◊◊◊ and push people around. I mean, everyone will think you're an ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ but everyone already thinks that so...
 
AmyStrange said:
The question you should be asking is why aren't businesses being punished for hiring undocumented workers.
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Here's another question about undocumented immigrants, and I'm asking it:

What makes illegals such a big deal?

Maybe I should ask, "suddenly such a big deal?" but I know the answer: Donny Dirtypants needed
somebody to persecute. Hitler spoiled the Jews, so they're out. Aha! Mexicans! Latinos speaking
accents! With foreign skins and high cheekbones! Some of 'em even with ni -- er hair! Ooooh, it's gonna
be great!

But the question still stands. Why should anybody get exercised about this old, old American practice?
 
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Stout said:
You're close, but veer off into speculation.
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This story is just as believable as the two from a couple weeks ago where a tow truck driver was kidnapped by the Gestapo and is facing 10 years in prison for accidentally towing an ICE vehicle and where a woman was arrested, dragged away and gang raped for parking her car and asking for directions.

As silly as it seems, we have to remember we are dealing with people who unquestionably believed the story about a white cop accosting a black teenager, forcing him to his knees and executing him in broad daylight while his hands were in the air and he was saying "don't shoot."
 
Bogative said:
As silly as it seems, we have to remember we are dealing with people who unquestionably believed the story about a white cop accosting a black teenager, forcing him to his knees and executing him in broad daylight while his hands were in the air and he was saying "don't shoot."
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Which people were they? I'm sure you have a source.
 
We're all happy for you, edgelord.

Is that enough attention for you? We all know you're doing it for the attention because there's no other purpose to post something that's already been posted just so people will reply to you.

Oh my God...that's what someone was saying previously about a poster that has filled Hercules56!'s spot already. Damnit I'm slow sometimes.
 
Andy_Ross said:
Because ICE are arresting documented people and deporting them.
They are waiting outside court rooms to arrest people going through the legal process to become documrnted.
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Going through the process is still undocumented. Granted, it's a ◊◊◊◊◊◊ thing to do, going for these easy pickin's kind of like setting up a moonshine stand outside an AA meeting.

Haha yeah you fall for this bollocks for real?
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Says the guy who posts twitter crap that actually debunks itself. Remember "child kidnapped walking to school" and "Senora" multiple times. The outrage beast must be fed, even if all you have is junk food
 
Stout said:
Says the guy who posts twitter crap that actually debunks itself. Remember "child kidnapped walking to school" and "Senora" multiple times. The outrage beast must be fed, even if all you have is junk food
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Now this is hilarious coming from a ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ rightie lol. Remember the dogs and cats being ate? Seriously, if you want to have a "who believes dumber ◊◊◊◊, the left or the right" then we can do that, but you better make a thread quick before the Jewish Space Lasers blow it up.
 
Bogative said:
This story is just as believable as the two from a couple weeks ago where a tow truck driver was kidnapped by the Gestapo and is facing 10 years in prison for accidentally towing an ICE vehicle and where a woman was arrested, dragged away and gang raped for parking her car and asking for directions.

As silly as it seems, we have to remember we are dealing with people who unquestionably believed the story about a white cop accosting a black teenager, forcing him to his knees and executing him in broad daylight while his hands were in the air and he was saying "don't shoot."
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I love the contortions you have to go through to confirm your bias.

Also, you sound like you're channeling the fat clown, except you write better.
 
Armitage72 said:
Much like school shootings, it will likely be brushed off as an unfortunate but necessary consequence of maintaining our freedom.
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They have federal immunity in the conduct of their duties
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Stephen Miller has a MESSAGE for ICE Agents and people who want to HARM them! "To all I.C.E. Officers, you have federal IMMUNITY in the conduct of your duties!""Anybody who lays a hand on you, or tries to stop you, or tries to - NewsBreak

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gabeygoat said:
Do you really think there's no documentation occurring during the process?
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It sounds as if the proper procedure is a game where you have to hide and avoid being caught until you've completed all the steps. If you fail to outwit ICE and they catch you before the bureaucracy grinds through its processes, bad luck, get deported, go back to the start and maybe try again.
 
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