Trump's Second Term

[P.J. Denyer]

Trump: "I want to be good because you want to prove to God so you go to that next step, right? So that's very important to me."

https://twitter.com/x/status/1975304865149592048

"Good news Brutus, you've been bumped. But I am worried about what this will do to Satan's cholesterol."

 

[Darat]

He claimed 8 wars stopped before, has one sneakily started up again?

 

[Dr.Sid]

He claimed 8 wars stopped before, has one sneakily started up again?

You must have been mistaken. It was number of rooms he renovated in the White house.

 

[Aridas]

You must have been mistaken. It was number of rooms he renovated in the White house.

As opposed to the different curable STDs he's had? Which one was his personal Vietnam, again?

 

[shemp]

He claimed 8 wars stopped before, has one sneakily started up again?

Yes, the one between Mercia and East Anglia. It was calm for a thousand years, but his recent visit got them all riled up again, something about windmills I believe.

 

[Norman Alexander]

Hey Donald. A "war" is more than you losing your ◊◊◊◊ over lukewarm chicken buckets or having to walk up a stopped escalator...

 

[Planigale]

The guy who claimed that Wiccans had taken over California and brought "a lot of witchcraft" while warning that "we can't let that happen in Virginia" during his failed Senate campaign is now Under Secretary of the Navy.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1975217313634021377

Sailors have always been a superstitious bunch!

Would it surprise anybody if a literal witch hunt started? About time for a satanic panic; who will be the US's first Witchfinder General?

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump on Chicago: "It's probably worse than almost any city in the world. You could go to Afghanistan, you could go to a lot of different places."

https://twitter.com/x/status/1975297428015247636

 

[Planigale]

An interesting aside on the front page of the weekend financial times; there has been a record number of US citizens applying for UK citizenship in the last year, interesting if mirrored by other countries e.g. Ireland.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: "Recently they said they found billions of dollars. And they couldn't understand -- I said, 'check the tariff shelf.' And they come in the next hour and they say, 'Sir, you're right, it was from the tariffs.'"

https://twitter.com/x/status/1975303026932859225

 

[Norman Alexander]

An interesting aside on the front page of the weekend financial times; there has been a record number of US citizens applying for UK citizenship in the last year, interesting if mirrored by other countries e.g. Ireland.

29 US citizens have applied for asylum in Australia this year.

At least 29 Americans have sought asylum in Australia since second Trump presidency began

Applications from US citizens make up less than 1% of monthly applications but have risen steadily since Trump’s inauguration

www.theguardian.com

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: "I believe that Pritzker and this mayor of Chicago are scared. They're scared for their lives."

https://twitter.com/x/status/1975303603708387523

 

[Andy_Ross]

Still bitching about the UN

Trump: I was going up to make a speech, I didn't have a teleprompter. I was walking up to my teleprompter I said, I got to have a teleprompter. You know why? It was a rigged deal.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1975301126166847522

 

[shemp]

Still bitching about the UN

Trump: I was going up to make a speech, I didn't have a teleprompter. I was walking up to my teleprompter I said, I got to have a teleprompter. You know why? It was a rigged deal.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1975301126166847522

You were looking in the wrong place. The teleprompter was jammed up your ass.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Texas proudly invading Illinois.

It’s hard to describe the level of potential constitutional crisis here.

https://bsky.app/profile/bradmossesq.bsky.social%2Fpost%2F3m2jg2g7rpk2w

 

[Andy_Ross]

Insurrection!!

Trump: "Portland is on fire. Portland's been on fire for years. And not so much saving it -- we have to save something else. Because I think that's all insurrection, criminal insurrection."

https://twitter.com/x/status/1975297953687310724

 

[TragicMonkey]

Remember a while ago when I asked "if Trump orders the US military to bomb an American city, would they do it?" I think we're closer to finding out.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump: "Why is it that a governor wouldn't accept free help from regardless? Whether it's National Guard or the military or anybody. Women raped and beaten and knocked to hell and the same with men, where they are being shot all over the place."

https://twitter.com/x/status/1975297708194681261

 

[Andy_Ross]

Stephen Miller asks when in our history have we tolerated unlawful, riotous assemblies around government buildings

https://twitter.com/x/status/1975273285060596126

 

[Resume]

Stephen Miller asks when in our history have we tolerated unlawful, riotous assemblies around government buildings

https://twitter.com/x/status/1975273285060596126

Your boss pardoned a bunch of them li'l Nosferatu/