Trump's Second Term

[Andy_Ross]

The White House
@WhiteHouse
Happy Friday!

Friendly reminder: YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT SAVED TIKTOK!

 

[Helen]

Just wait until he stops the war with Eastasia. That one's been going on since forever.

We have never been at war with Eastasia.

 

[jimbob]

COMMON SENSE! NO HORSE SYRINGES! TRUMP IS RIGHT! NOT EVEN ESCALATORS CAN DEFEAT HIM, DESPITE THEIR SHARP EDGES! COULD HAVE BEEN A MASSACRE! I HAVE STOPPED THE WAR BETWEEN GONDWANA AND PANGEA! IT HAD BEEN GOING ON FOR THREE BILLION YEARS! THEY WILL INVEST IN THE HOTTEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! THE WHALES ARE GOING CRAZY! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! President Lord Dampnut! Your favourite Dampnut!

I've bolded one tell that shows it's fake.

That and the fact it's too coherent.

 

[Tero]

Trump has not appeared without his jacket since his week of illness. What is he hiding?
Picture today:

Tero Jarvi (@tero55jarvi) on Threads

Trump has not appeared without his jacket since his week of illness. What is he hiding?

www.threads.com

 

[Dr.Sid]

See, he can't tag everyone as illegal immigrant. But he can tag anyone as Antifa. It's the commie fever yet again. And yes, it's one of the features of fascism.

 

[Helen]

I've bolded one tell that shows it's fake.

That and the fact it's too coherent.

Sorry about that, I haven't quite mastered his stream-of-unconsciousness technique yet. I'll try to do better in future.

 

[Dr.Sid]

One from the depths of teh internet ..

 

[Andy_Ross]

The grift passes to the next generation.

 

[Resume]

The grift passes to the next generation.

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The most corrupt administration ever and it's not even close. They're not even trying to hide it because they know no one is going to do a single thing about it.

 

[Dr.Sid]

The grift passes to the next generation.

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So oldschool. These days we make a crypto coin. But maybe it's too late, best time would be the day he was shot. Look at $Trump. It's trash. But the first week .. it made few billions.

 

[Fast Eddie B]

Hegseth 800 person gathering is to change Department of Defense to Department of War.

That's is? No oath to Furer?

Hopefully, it will just be what Hesketh sees as a motivational speech to the generals. Who will be rightfully insulted that this unqualified doofus dare to speak to them in that manner.

 

[Fast Eddie B]

What I wrote above is apparently a popular view.

Seen on Threads: “SCOOP: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered hundreds of generals to travel on short notice from around the world to hear him make a speech on military standards and the "warrior ethos," multiple people familiar with the event.”

 

[Armitage72]

Trump: Jasmine Crockett? Is she in relation with the late Davy Crockett? She is a very low IQ person. If we ever had to pass an aptitude test… I can’t believe she is a Congressperson.. between her and Ilman Omar. I met the head of Somalia and I suggested that he might want to take her back. He said we don’t want her.

Given that she's a US citizen, it's only natural that the head of Somalia didn't want her. He probably thought Trump was engaging in human trafficking.

 

[Andy_Ross]

Trump on possible shutdown: They want to raise everybody's taxes, a number that is not sustainable

https://twitter.com/x/status/1971316096386072731

 

[Safe-Keeper]

Jesus Christ, they're really building that? What are they even going to do with that building if/when the USA regains democracy?

 

[Andy_Ross]

On the economy

Trump: "This is the only country in the world where you announce great numbers and the stock market goes down, because when you announce great numbers they immediately want to take that success away by raising the interest rates. Why can't you announce great numbers and let them lower the interest rates?"

https://twitter.com/x/status/1971314409361330213

 

[shemp]

Next up: "Magnets. How the ◊◊◊◊ Do They Work?"

How escalator safety mechanisms work — and why they cause machines to stop

 

[Dr.Sid]

Btw. since we are talking about good numbers .. USD dropped over 8% to EUR since Trump took the office.

 

[newyorkguy]

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Seen on Threads: “SCOOP: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered hundreds of generals to travel on short notice from around the world to hear him make a speech on military standards and the "warrior ethos," multiple people familiar with the event.”

Was he drunk?

 

[Trebuchet]

Jesus Christ, they're really building that? What are they even going to do with that building if/when the USA regains democracy?

It appears to be coming from a parody account, so I suspect not.

ETA: Or, well... Holy crappe!

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The White House Announces White House Ballroom Construction to Begin

Washington, D.C. — For 150 years, Presidents, Administrations, and White House Staff have longed for a large event space on the White House complex that

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Interesting how none of those little pictures can be enlarged.

In the "stuff that amuses" me department, I initially typed "◊◊◊◊◊ House" when I went to Google this, completely by accident.